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May 20th of 1 year is a special day for 1. It is not only a Wednesday, but also a whole day in the 24 solar terms.

I stood in line at the Civil Affairs Bureau all day today, but that man told me that two people can get married. What do you mean?

My wife can't tell time. Every night when I come home from the bar, she will ask me, "What time is it?"

Don't worry. 5.20 There will always be a boy holding a bunch of flowers, coming up to you and gently saying: Excuse me.

Just now, I thought 520 was a big day, so I looked up the history books. The year 520 is the day when Pan Jinlian poisoned Wu Dalang on the sixth day of the fourth lunar month.

6. Do you have any friends who want a snack package? If you want to eat, please click on your head and trust me privately. If you look good, send it directly to me. By twelve o'clock this evening, I will draw three friends and announce who is so thick-skinned.

7.good afternoon. Although this sentence is only a short sentence, it reveals a trace of coldness and casual calmness, which complements my bohemian figure. The ending period is polite and alienated, which appropriately shows my noble and elegant temperament.

I touched my face. Ah, it really hurts. Sure enough, do roses have thorns?

9. I went to the hospital for an interview and found a piece of paper on the ground, so I picked it up and put it in the trash can. This behavior was seen by the interviewer and I was accepted. Now I am a hospital cleaner.

10. Don't be silly. If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?

1 1. Just outside, a man asked me for WeChat. What a psycho! Do you want WeChat to register itself?

12. I think for those children who are trying to lose weight, human beings are not trying to climb to the top of the food chain for vegetarianism.

13. When I was a child, my father often told me the story that he went out to work at the age of ten and started a heavy family alone. I was deeply moved after hearing this, and secretly vowed to be a braggart like my father when I grew up.

14. I wrote down all those people who passed 520 the other day. If you want to lick your face to celebrate June 1 in a couple of days, I'll tell your mother.

15. I want to eat crayfish, and when I think of it, tears flow down my mouth.