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Lesson 1

To chase a girl, of course, you must first know the girl's mobile phone number, and secondly, you must have that meaning for her.

Send a message: I enjoyed chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?

Note: If a girl agrees, it will take some thought to find a place, which can be a quiet bar, so don't go to a restaurant for the time being.

Lesson 2

Don't forget to send a short message when you get home from the appointment: It was nice chatting with you, and I look forward to seeing you again. Good night!

let her know that you are a sweet person. The next day, you can send her a funny message. For example:

1. It's a giant panda's birthday. Someone asked him what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

2. I come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you come from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your hairy hand and gently bite it. Love, let's walk upright.

let her know that you are a humorous person.

note: never send pornographic jokes!

Lesson 3

Girls are more vain. Usually, you can send some messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed very special and cute today.

2. Seeing your beautiful dress today, my eyes will drop.

don't be stingy with your beautiful description, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4

I've been in contact for a while, and it's time for you to present your treasure. Use your short message to please the girl you like.

1. (Hint) If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice, love each other stupidly, live dully, snuggle up to each other purely and be silly together.

2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I am thinking of you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, your mouth will be smiling and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think you can't; E, all of the above.

4. (Send weather forecast) Tomorrow, the minimum temperature will be 1 degree, and the maximum temperature will be 1 degrees. XX told me to tell you that caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add one more dress (XX, that is yourself).

Lesson 5

The advantage of texting is to say what you are usually afraid to say in person. Even if it is sour to death, girls like sweet words and care about others. However, we should pay attention to the following matters:

1. The quantity is not too much. Girls should not like boys who are mother-in-law. Are you tired of being around all day?

2. Don't always send short messages copied online, and use your own thinking.

3. Occasionally it rains for three days and dries the net for two days, playing hard to get. After repeated short message bombardments, suddenly I didn't send a short message for a day or two. When your short message becomes a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send me a short message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving you enough SMS care, the first message a girl sends you is often complaining. If I am bored to death, I am about to collapse, and I am depressed. Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Girls need success most. Encourage her quickly: in fact, the sky is blue, and the clouds will always disperse. In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is even the other shore. In fact, tears are sweet. When your heart wishes, please. After reading this article, you will become an expert.

don't say anything before it's cooked. Some boys have only dated people a few times, and then they propose to establish a further relationship. Nine times out of ten, this will spoil the soup. The beauty of love is that everything is unspoken. Make it clear, make it clear, but it is not beautiful. Originally, people were willing to come out to talk to you alone, which shows that girls have a good impression on you. But sometimes this kind of affection can't even be told by themselves, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty, so don't blame others for staying away from it. Look around at the love that died before it started, many of which were caused by the boy's failure to master the temperature.

put your fist away for a better attack. What should I do if the girl refuses? Some people say that we should pursue hard and persevere. Actually, it is not. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it is hard for you to bear the girl's dirty eyes and the mocking eyes of your peers. It's better to stop and retreat for a while. This not only protects your dignity, but also leaves a way out, thus creating opportunities for future counterattacks. Let her wander in the crowd. When she hits the wall, go to her again, and she will realize that you are the one who loves her the most. Even if you really can't give up, you should pay attention to the ways and means to find her. Don't let her find you annoying. And this is often difficult to do.

don't be too explicit. Learn to care about her quietly and treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only in this way can you attract her attention among a large group of boys screaming around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention.

please don't enter unless you have to. A boy who always runs to the girl's dormitory won't attract much favor from the girl. Some student union cadres often run to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then they stay there, which brings a lot of inconvenience to others and the effect will only be counterproductive. The root cause of this result is still too explicit.

strategically despise ... and tactically attach importance to ... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together and so on. You'd better look at these things with a normal attitude, and don't be burdened and suffer from loss. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she inadvertently said. Some boys are easy to be romantic, which is the reason. However, we should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, we should pay attention to the discretion in the first conversation, and it is best not to involve the scope of love. Let's talk about childhood. If you go straight to the point, it will be bad! Girls have to be as wary of you as wolves.

it's better to flatter less. You praised her for being beautiful. If she is really beautiful, then you are only the 7th person who praised her for her beauty, and what impressed her most is probably the first person who praised her like this. If she is plain-looking, what kind of results you can produce by praising her like this is anybody's guess. If she finds out you don't mean it, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. It is a sign that you have not mastered the temperature before you catch up with her.

less male chauvinism. A boy finally invited the girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had paid for him, and he wanted to pay her back. Girls don't want to. He was furious that the girl had stripped him of his face. The girl cried with anger. The girl paid the bill for him, which shows that she has a good impression on him. He lost his temper instead of trying to please him, so it is no wonder that he is going to be single. Almost no girl will have a good impression on boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember!

unite with the majority. Almost every girl has one or two closest girlfriends. When all else is blocked, they are your road to success. You can know whether girls are interested in you or not through them, and you can also convey your meaning through them. This is much better than what you said directly. Don't ignore this new force. I have seen the boy succeed in this way more than once.

finally, I want to remind you that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; The way others fail may be just your wonderful thing. I'm only going to mention something of principle here, and I must not copy it mechanically. Don't come to me if it spoils your good things. If a girl doesn't like you, even the Jade Emperor can't help it. As the ancients said, it is the best policy to defeat the enemy without fighting.

I have been chasing girls according to the following experience collected from predecessors, and now I will write it for your reference:

1. Thick skin: This is very important. Jordan chan said in the film Young and Dangerous: If a man is thick-skinned, he will have succeeded in chasing girls half way. Hey hey! ! Later, I tried Bailing.

2. spoony: no matter how wronged you are, you should show it doesn't matter, and you should find an opportunity to say to her on a special occasion: "XXX (name) I know you don't like me, and I know that feelings can't be forced, but ... (remember: your eyes must be tender to the extreme at this time, and then you look at her affectionately) said: You can't stop me from liking you. I beg you not to take me as your burden. You can live your own life as much as possible. I just hope that ... it's just a small hope (eyes must be wet) that you can let me accompany you to take care of you and protect you ... even if ... even if (tears, tears are needed at this time, and it's very difficult to say) treat me as a brother, a younger brother, and no one else can do anything, as long as. It's enough to be as sad as you can be. That's enough. .......... (muttering to herself) At this point, remember never to tell a girl that my life is yours, and I can't live without you. Girls hate it when a boy dies in front of her.

3. Sweet mouth and smooth tongue: I can't teach you this, but you have to rely on yourself. At this point, I would like to remind you that no matter what clothes she wears or what makeup she wears, as long as she asks you, you must say "good-looking", and you must embellish it. Girls naturally like to be flattered.

4. Steady: This is both compatible with the third point. Without steady, girls will say that you are a playboy, while without sweet mouth and smooth tongue, girls will say that you don't have fun. Ha ha!

5. Romance: It's up to you. It's enough to choose the right time to give her a surprise. Those who are rich in this trick will be greatly exposed. Don't be afraid to spend money.

6. Be careful: No matter what, you should first think of her, (don't think that you will suffer ... and so on) take care of her in every possible way, and you must make her feel that she can't live without you.

7 summary: if you have learned all the above points, I feel that there is no girl you can't catch up with (this sentence does not include the fact that the appearance gap is too big, for example, the man himself looks like a tortoise and the woman looks like an angel). In short, the word "heart" is used to understand what she thinks and what she thinks. Finally, may all lovers in the world be well.

(Warning: Don't use the above points to cheat girls. If found, I will inform all spoony brothers and get up and beat up that bad guy)

What a girl wrote: How to chase girls is super classic

1. What kind of first impression should I leave on MM (time: I just started to contact MM)

1. I think the most important thing is to let MM.

A man's greatest charm lies in his successful career. Young people can't be "successful" if they don't work long hours. At this time, you should make MM feel that you are a self-motivated person.

Other things can be nonsense, but this question can't be vague. You must tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you have made a long-term plan. In short, your future is not a dream.

2. Be confident and responsible.

Don't be like a child. Girls are lazy and want to find someone to rely on. You should show your confidence and responsibility.

a wrong choice is better than no choice at all.

3. Don't be too serious, but don't be too casual.

Be serious where you should be serious, and ridicule when you should.

Girls like men who are a little cynical, so don't seem to care about everything, it's too rigid.

4. Look a little mature

A man who is calm and unhurried has fatal attraction to MM.

second, how to make further contact with MM (time: the stage of starting chasing)

1. The most important thing at this stage is not to worry, not to make things so clear that people can see at a glance that you are chasing others.

Think about it. Most people don't like you at first sight, but they don't hate you at first sight. They are all children of ordinary people (unless you look like Chow Yun Fat Andy Lau or Kevin costner). Good feelings need to be realized with increasing understanding, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want.

put yourself in the girl's shoes: girls must be under psychological pressure if you rush in so directly to have sex with someone. If I find that I don't like you after a while, won't it be a trick? So if you come out with a determined attitude from the beginning, you will basically be bored back immediately.

2. To start with a low profile

First of all, you should position the relationship as a "friend". Originally, you want to be a "good friend". A tasteful

person can also ask the other person to be a "confidante" or something. In short, never say "chasing you".

think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then the girl will have less chance to "refuse" you-how can you refuse if you don't chase her? !

This will relieve the psychological pressure of girls and enable you to have a smooth relationship. Don't fantasize about agreeing to marry you after three days of knowing each other. You should fully communicate and understand that feelings don't come out of thin air.

3. Don't be too impatient in the process of communication

Be relaxed and don't pester others all day. Whoever does this to you will get tired of it. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing girls is eight words-"hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the crystallization of my classmates' hard work for many years).

naturally, you don't think you are good if you pester others all day. If you stay cold for a day or two, girls will remember the benefits of your presence.

also, don't show the ambition of "don't marry unless you want". It's not good to be too fall in price. Sometimes you can play tricks.

4. Create opportunities appropriately

As I said before, don't make things turn into "you are chasing others" immediately, and you need to get close to girls. At this time, it depends on your creativity.

You can collect information and try to turn waiting for a rabbit into an encounter. You can also pretend to be casual and find out the best reason to invite someone to do something with you.

In short, this is the most technical place. If it's really no good, you can ask your predecessors for advice.

5. Don't avoid it: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually

Some people are eager to chase girls and like to buy things for others often, but they don't know that chasing girls is the most taboo.

As the saying goes, "You get nothing for nothing". You are putting pressure on others by giving them something like this. People will feel indebted to you, so they will try to pay you back. If they can't, they will try to keep away from you, so as not to always owe you a favor.

If you want to show your sincerity, you might as well invite girls to spend money together, such as eating in a good restaurant or playing in an expensive place. Girls can naturally see that you spend a lot of money, but after all, the money is spent by two people instead of taking it home.

third, what is a "girlfriend"?

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