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A letter to the group owner

Benth 20 16- 12- 1 1

Dear group owner:

As a member of the expert group, I would like to report my work in the past year as follows:

Over the past six months, we have been deeply rooted in the group, United around the group owners, and held high the great theoretical banner of "come when you have time, talk when you have time, stay when you have something to say, and stay when you have something to say".

Conscientiously implement the requirements of "geese leave their voices, people leave their messages, chickens leave their eggs and ducks leave their hair" and adhere to the guiding ideology of "everything you know is inexhaustible". Carry forward the fearless spirit of "first, not afraid of sore hands, second, not afraid of overtime, third, not afraid of dizziness, and fourth," and take "keeping in touch and harassing frequently" as the top priority to revitalize this group!

Through hard work, we have fundamentally changed the way of "coming once every few days, coming up when you think of it, coming without talking, walking and leaving". Adhere to the four principles of "organization, premeditation, assurance and achievement", and adhere to the "four haves" group friends, that is, "leave a message with new ideas, splash water with new ideas, brag with new breakthroughs, and buck up with new situations"!

Mutual promotion and common development will enable our group to embark on the great road of sustainable development, and at the same time resolutely implement the seven new concepts of 20 16:

1, money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

2, water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge.

3, one mountain can not accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female.

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

When I am drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I will hold the wall.

6, just like a fly lying on the glass, the future is bright and there is no way to escape.

7. What is the feeling in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

Looking back on the past days, although I often surf the Internet,

The speech was not positive enough, but in order to show loyalty,

I hereby assure the group owner:

The temper of the group owner is our blessing;

The request of the group owner is our pursuit;

The encouragement of group owners is our motivation;

The idea of the group owner is our practice;

The capacity for liquor of group owners is our courage;

The expression of the group owner is our mood;

The owner's hobby is our hobby;

The intention of the group owner is our direction;

The owner's little honey is our secret;

The owner's lover is our relative.

At the same time, I also want to do:

1. The owner didn't come. Let me see who is sitting on the podium first.

2. The group owner didn't speak. I'll talk first to see if the microphone rings.

3. When the group owner spoke, I applauded and made the following sound;

4. When the group owner eats, I will taste it first to see if the food is cold;

5. When the group owner drinks, I will stop and swear to give my life to the group owner;

6. The group owner sleeps, I stand guard, and I don't say who to sleep with.

Finally, I wish my friends all the best and good health!

Group management committee.

Pure entertainment, let the owners have fun!