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How to put your girlfriend to sleep? How to put your girlfriend to sleep in a long-distance relationship

For lovers in love, putting each other to sleep is actually a very common behavior. Many girls will coquetry and coax boys before going to bed. So, how should long-distance lovers coax their girlfriends before going to bed?

How to put your girlfriend to sleep?

1. Warm Heart Edition

Honey, it's late. Shall we go to bed?

Can't sleep? Then let me tell you a story. Close your eyes and imagine yourself as a bear in the story. I am your hero. Let me protect you. Don't be afraid to have me!

2. grumpy version

What the fuck time is it? Why don't you sleep and go to heaven?

Can't sleep? I think mobile phones are so fun. You must sleep for me before ten o'clock in the future, or I will destroy your mobile phone.

3. Abdominal black version

It's time for bed. If you really can't sleep, just try as I say.

Put down the phone first, then pick up the book that you have read for half a year. It's really bad to read one chapter first and then another. Are you sleepy?

4. Eating version

Be obedient and go to bed. I don't want to sleep tomorrow morning, I'm going to cook the Australian lobster that arrived yesterday. Which method do you suggest? It's really tangled

I'm going to bed anyway. I can eat lobster when I close my eyes and open my eyes. If you are prepared to wait for the morning slowly, it will be difficult to wait for the morning anyway. Good Night!

5. Overbearing President Edition

Sleep? Don't sleep. I don't want to sleep either. My brother also told me that it's too early to go to bed. Why don't we get up and do something interesting, like ... or ... or. .......

What? Afraid? Afraid of going to bed soon.

6. Proud Edition

It's late now. Why don't you go to bed?

Forget it. I'm the one who wants to sleep. You can't let me stay with you all night. Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Good Night! Good Night!

7. Moderate version

Shall we go to bed? I'll take you out to play tomorrow. If you stay up late, you will go out to play tomorrow.

Let's play a game, shall we I will count to three, two, one, and then close my eyes together. Whoever opens his eyes loses. Don't open his eyes secretly.

How to put your girlfriend to sleep in a long-distance relationship

Actually, I don't need any special coaxing. I just need to talk to her before she goes to bed, talk about the interesting things that happen every day, and then say something sweet. Be careful not to do anything else without replying to her, because she just wants you to stay with her before she goes to bed.

When she occasionally loses a little temper and asks you to put her to sleep, you can sing a few songs, which are warmer, or choose some songs that she usually likes to listen to. Although the scene on TV that singing can help people fall asleep is a bit false, singing can at least make her feel sweet, so she will naturally sleep well.

Or you can prepare some stories in advance, you can make them up yourself or find them online, and then adapt them a little. When she is going to sleep at night, you can tell her a story, but don't read it to her with a fairy tale book. ...

It is the best feeling for a girl to be coaxed by her boyfriend when she was a child, so even if it is a long-distance relationship, as long as you are willing to do something sweet for her, at least even if you can't coax her to sleep next to her, she can feel your love for her.

Ways to put your girlfriend to sleep

1, a little love song.

If you are a younger brother with a nice voice, you can use this method to coax your girlfriend to sing a small love song while sleeping, preferably a lyrical slow-paced song by her favorite singer. This method can be used on your mobile phone or around you, listening to your songs and falling asleep slowly. Then how happy this girl should be. Dreams are full of you, and dreams are sweet love. This way can enhance feelings and make girls feel more dependent on you.

2. Talk about funny jokes.

Some people may question why they say funny jokes. Isn't that harder to sleep? Jokes will adjust the atmosphere between you. If it is the first time for a boy to put his girlfriend to bed, the atmosphere between you will inevitably be awkward. At this time, you need your boyfriend to tell some jokes to adjust the atmosphere between you. Please be embarrassed. After a few jokes and two people laughing, there would be no such embarrassment. You will feel relaxed, fall asleep naturally and hug each other is also a kind of happiness.

3. Tell me about your past.

No matter how many short stories, it is hard to move people's hearts. Your girlfriend is interested in your story. You can say something you feel sorry for, let your girlfriend feel pity for you, talk about your heart, and learn to open your inner world. What moves and fascinates women most is that a man plans you into his world and future, so tell more stories about himself to make girls feel involved and safe in your life.

A bedtime story to put your girlfriend to bed.

1. One day, a fox and a rabbit were walking in the forest. The rabbit took out a carrot and said to the fox, "I like you. I just want this carrot." The fox said to the rabbit, "I like you. My love for you is longer than this carrot you are holding."

The rabbit said, "Then I like you, as tall as the big tree in front." The fox said to the rabbit, "I like you, taller than your big tree." In this way, they argued all the way, laughing and chatting tired. Then the rabbit fell asleep. The fox looked at the rabbit and said, "Little fool, I like you more than you like me forever." .

Perhaps many people think that it is impossible for a fox and a rabbit to be together, because these two animals are in a competitive relationship and will die after meeting. But when you really want to love, you will find that in fact, two people can be together as long as they have a good impression.

2. Durian wrapped herself with tape and suddenly stopped to say to a red apple, Do you think I am perfect now? Is it possible to fall in love? "Apple raised an eyebrow, then said," what's the matter? Do you want to fall in love? "Durian continued to pester its tape and said," Yes, I like girls with red faces. It doesn't seem to know yet. "I always said that the grape elder brother next door looks good. I don't think so. I think I look good too! "

Apple smiled and said, "Are you talking about me?" Durian said, "Yes, I wrapped the tape so as not to prick you!" " "Apple smiled, and then they were together.