Happy smile humorous copywriting

1. Don’t make excuses for yourself in everything. Don’t blame the lack of gravity for constipation.

2. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between Monday morning and Friday afternoon.

3. Working overtime makes me feel miserable every year. I work overtime every day like a monkey. I work overtime without getting paid, and I get scolded every day for no reason.

4. After you left, my life was dark without any light, which greatly improved the quality of my sleep.

5. When the alarm clock rings every day, 500 reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind, and I don’t want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

6. The so-called work: we exchange our souls for money, and then use money to redeem our souls.

7. Don’t complain if there is no beef in the beef buns. There is no wife in the wife cakes, so it is normal to have no money in the wallet.

8. If one day I block you, it’s not that I hate you, but that I really can’t afford what you’re selling.

9. With the real-name system, there are obviously fewer fraudulent text messages and phone calls. The scammers finally know that I am a pauper who can’t deceive anything.

10. In the past, I ate betel nut to quit smoking, but now I am fine. I eat betel nut and smoke cigarettes. Adding betel nut and cigarette has endless magical powers.

11. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far away from me. It is more practical to eat meat in a bowl.

12. It is recommended that everyone try to go to bed early and get up early, do not play online games, do not eat midnight snacks, and develop good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

13. There are two kinds of people in the world that are the most fascinating: one is like me, and the other is like me.

14. When I was at my poorest, I refunded the deposit for my *** bicycle. Wasn’t it just one kilometer? I can walk back, I can’t be too lazy!

15. Emotional single-mindedness is a man’s virtue. I'm pretty good at this and I would never date two of my girlfriends at the same time.

16. There is no age difference in love. As long as you have a good-looking face, it doesn’t matter if you are a person of 5,000 years or more.

17. When people drink a little wine, they look like pear blossoms with rain, but when you drink a little wine, you look like a Liangshan hero.

18. What is the pain that can be touched? Even though I feel like my stomach is full of hunger, there is still a lump of meat when I touch it.

19. I received a text message that was wrongly sent, "Wang Ju, please leave that matter to you!" I silently replied with my bank card number, hiding my merits and fame.

20. I often feel that I have done something wrong. I should not lose my temper, be sarcastic and mean, but I will not apologize, and I will do the same next time.

21. There is always one that suits you: ugly but good-looking, poor but star-chasing. The young man prefers to stay at home, and the female man is crazy. A fool doesn't work hard, a lazy person hopes for the top. Obese people tend to be foodies, and being single is always pretentious.

22. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

23. There is an embarrassment: when I go to the supermarket and go out empty-handed, I am always worried that others will suspect me of stealing something.

24. If you can't find a partner, don't always blame others, think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too good and no one is worthy of you.