April Fool's Day prank message

In our daily study, work and life, everyone has used SMS to some extent. Some short messages can enhance feelings and convey blessings. So what do you know about SMS? The following is the April Fool's Day message I compiled for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

April Fool's Day SMS 1 1, I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish!

2. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you … pig!

I was very nervous at the first time. He always let me relax gently, and then he stuck me in my body. There is blood, and the pain is speechless. Only then did I understand ... blood donation is like this!

I held you that night and asked you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you don't wear it. It's a safe period now, nothing ... What should the traffic police do without a helmet?

I have a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you were the only thrill of my life, but my only regret was … sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.

6. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to say to you ... pay back the money quickly.

7. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as brilliant as a butterfly, as diligent as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... an animal.

8. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I want you to give it back.-wallet.

9. I'm shy, and I've been afraid to tell you. Today I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

10, if there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

1 1, when I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... it's bad luck to be with you.

12, I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

13, in the vast sea of people, my heart is broken for you. You look like you don't care, but it makes me feel boring. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself. Now I want you to understand ... you are stepping on my foot.

14, I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stood on the blue beach and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.

15, the next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and extend my big hand ... Look, my mobile phone has a blue screen.

Do you know the April Fool's prank message 2 1? I think about you day and night. I want to eat, sleep and work. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. People are really tired when they are alive. They stood trying to sleep. They have to wait in line when they get on the bus. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and working is very tired. Alas, there is a charge for sending messages to puppies. Happy April Fool's Day!

Today, you woke up with a mosquito lying beside your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. it's weird. Seven turtles are dancing, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Kei, three mice are patting level three, two crabs are playing Tai Chi, and a little pig is reading information! Happy April Fool's Day!

5, everyone praises you handsome, so people say you are weak! Everyone regards you as an idol, which means you are just the object of spitting! I really don't know if you mistook April Fool's Day for April Fool's Day, or because you are worried that no one will celebrate April Fool's Day!

6. Friar Sand said I changed 16! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I had seventy-two changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. If the sky is sentimental, if the sky is old, if the moon is long and round, if the river is endless, it will follow the fate unintentionally. Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. What happened? I called your mobile phone just now, and the bell rang, indicating that the other party is streaking, please dial again later. When dialing again, he said: Sorry, the user has turned off his phone and is celebrating April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day prank message 3 1, this is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: In bed, holding plum blossoms, I can only win the grand prize, invite Wen to sleep, and sleep will know that spring is green.

It's a great pleasure to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you is immediate. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Fooling on April Fool's Day is harmless, and fooling on April Fool's Day is liberation. Fools are happy on April Fool's Day, but fools are happy on April Fool's Day. Happiness is the purpose, don't be sad and hurt. Fool people on April Fool's Day, and be prepared to be fooled.

Xiaoming always sleeps in class, and the teacher criticizes him: Can you stop sleeping? ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a poor student.

5, you are very handsome, everyone loves flowers; You are awesome, and everyone wants to have sex; You're cool. The general blessing is wrong, but the blessing of April Fool's Day is reliable. I wish you a bumper harvest in May!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

8, strength, pretending to be good is a unique skill, and survival is not easy. The whole person depends on providence, and the whole person depends on fate! In short, we will never behave!

9. This short message is very good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!

10, I won't pass it on to women. I think today is a special day to pass it on to you. If you learn this skill, you will never starve to death. By the way, if you can eat, I don't have to teach.

165438+ Happy April Fool's Day!

12, "Stupid" People's Day sends blessings. May you have: the day when clothes and jade are abundant, birds and flowers are fragrant, like the industry of "fish" getting water, and you have the power to call for "rain" every year when you have "extra money"! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, a cricket bet a pig that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, how can I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

14, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck.

15, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

16, I use happiness as a fishing rod, I use happiness as bait for fools, just waiting for you to take the bait, and then I beat you unconscious with a stick of wishful thinking. On April Fool's Day, I put out my fishing rod and waited for you to take the bait. Happy April Fool's Day!

17, I didn't see you burning in the fire. I miss you all the time. It is better to be small and broad. I am willing to be a stupid bird, hatch eggs as soon as possible and build a love nest together! April Fool's Day is coming, and my sincere confession to you is in the fourth word, which you can understand.

18, tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

19, April Fool's Day is here. I'll give you three fish to put in your mobile phone. I wish you: your wallet is "stupid"; There is "stupidity" in the work; The most important thing is that the mood is "stupid" fast! Take good care of them. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Please press. Test results: press when I tell you, idiot! Fool, happy holidays!

2 1, don't fool me, I'm just a legend, but I have to live a good life for social harmony. I wish you a smart person who is a fool at work, has no pressure and lives a stupid life without temper. Happy April Fool's Day!

22, your happiness, I will create; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

23. Congratulations on winning the April Fool's Lucky Award. In view of your years of support for the fool community, you are awarded the title of "Best Fool". Please giggle for five minutes after receiving it, and thank you by hitting your head against the wall. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is here. Smart liars cheat money, romantic liars cheat love and hugs, silly liars cheat Doby birds, and retarded people are still laughing when they are cheated. They looked at the text message and said, Wow, I have to be careful!

25. In the military training under the tree that year, the instructor said to the students: You looked at the instructor in the first row in surprise, and the instructor said loudly: Count off! So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

26. China Mobile launched a new scientific research achievement day: "Your name+the name of your deceased relatives+Miss" and sent it to you, receiving the blessings of your deceased relatives from heaven! Let's get started!

27. April Fool's Day, please label your life as happy, so that laughter, embarrassment, fatigue, health, illness and beautiful mood can be discounted. Happy April Fool's Day!

28, a person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called fools! Wish you a happy holiday!

29. These days, there is simply no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous to occupy the highlands with high IQ!

30. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping posture is sweet and innocent, your life is more leisurely than a fairy, and it's not bad to be a pig!

3 1, fools recruit fools: fools should be sincere fools and be fooled by fools. Fools don't lie, fools should be happy, and fools are smart and stupid.

April Fool's Day SMS 4 1, Girls' Day on March 7, flip through the calendar, there is no boys' day, bear with it! On March 8, Women's Day, I flipped through the calendar. There was no Women's Day, so I put up with it! On March 9, I was furious with the perpetual calendar. Jiang Tian, who didn't protect his father, had to endure it again! Seeing April Fool's Day in April 1, you secretly laughed: finally you have a holiday of your own. Happy April Fool's Day!

2.4. 1 is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, the company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

3. ah Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

People say that you are clumsy, and I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Once upon a time, you were dressed in luxury and always dreamed of a Manchu-Chinese banquet. So I want to hit on you in summer, and you say it's too hot. I want to hit on you in winter, and you say it's too cold. Chunqiu wants to hit on you, but you still want to hit on me if you say it's lukewarm. I am bored. Aren't you a bag of instant noodles? How can there be so many things!

8. I didn't know how to cherish many opportunities before me until I found it difficult to say those five words to you again. I prayed and looked forward to it, and finally I waited for God to give me this opportunity. I will say to you loudly now: Happy April Fool's Day!

9. I once had a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

10, this short message has a clear purpose and professionally tests your IQ: if you delete this short message, it means your IQ is low; if you save this short message, if you are mentally retarded, if you reply to this short message, it means you are an idiot; if you forward this short message, congratulations, you are still saved, and I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Wise people always see the bright side, think about happy things with joy, and naturally achieve a happy life; Fools think the worst of everything, and the more they think about it, the more bitter it will be, and eventually it will become a troubled life. Everything in the world is between your own thoughts. When we look at the world with the heart of a saint, everyone is a saint; Look at people with a wicked heart, everyone is a thief. Dude, you are smart, but you must be stupid and fast on April Fool's Day.

12. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

13, when you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you see it? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, when you see this message, congratulations, you stand out from 99 competitors and you have won my love. Would you like to come out and celebrate? Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Look at the earthquake news. It is a powerful source this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!

16, seven precepts after meals: one abstains from smoking, two abstains from eating fruit immediately, three abstains from relaxing the belt, drinks tea immediately under temptation, five abstains from walking, six abstains from taking a bath immediately, and seven abstains from sleeping immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

17, the wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, Buddha said, you and I are predestined friends. I said, you and I have no chance. Buddha said, things are not things, flowers are not flowers, can you understand? I said, things have changed, and I am doomed to miss you! Second brother, you are crazy, Amitabha. I won't take you to KFC!

19, people who feel happy are really happy! People who think they are smart are actually stupid. April Fool's Day is here, buddy. Are you happy? I wish you feel smart.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him questions, he only answers no. Have you heard this story?

2 1. According to the survey results of 78 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached 379 1 last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.

22. After receiving the notice from the superior, April Fool's Day is also a holiday: one minute for being able, ten minutes for being smart, half an hour for being smart, one hour for being ordinary, and half a day for being stupid! Alas, people like me can't take a vacation basically, and maybe they have to work overtime! I envy you, and you can live a good life again! Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

23, the ancients said, don't be indecent, don't be indecent. On the road to anti-corruption, we should fight both tigers and flies. April Fool's Day is not a gift, but a happy day. Wish you Wahaha every day.

24. According to national regulations, all communication workers have to attend training today, so your mobile phone can't be connected because of poor signal. In this case, please put it in boiling water for 250 seconds. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Did you get lost in the virgin forest with you last time? When you are exhausted and hungry, you are at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, my father-in-law and son-in-law are here. I wonder what happened to you. When I was about to catch up and ask what happened, I saw a sign next to it. I took a closer look, and it said: kilometers away from Gaolaozhuang. I finally understand why you are excited; Happy April Fool's Day!

26. It is said that there are golden arrows, iron arrows and bronze arrows, but you must learn from silver arrows! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 360 martial arts moves, but you must learn drunken arrows, so soon there appeared in the Jianghu: drunken silver arrows! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

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