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His phone was stolen and he sent a text message asking the thief to send it back quickly.

(1) A boy’s cell phone was stolen near the train station. He immediately asked his friend to send a message to his cell phone: “Brother, the train is leaving soon. I can’t wait for you. I’ll get on the train first.” ! I put the 20,000 yuan I owe you in locker No. A19 at the train station, and the password is 1685."

Half an hour later, the person who stole the mobile phone was captured alive in front of locker No. A19 in the train station's check-in office.

Comment: As long as we can innovate, any problem can be solved.

(2) The prisoner received a letter from his wife: You are in prison. No one has plowed our several acres of land, and my parents-in-law cannot work on it. I am not in good health and I have to take care of the children.

The prisoner wrote back: Don’t dig up the ground, there are guns buried in the ground...

One month later, his wife wrote back: The police are here 3 or 4 Batch, I searched our land several times. I was so tired that I vomited blood and still couldn't find the gun. Where did you hide the gun?

The prisoner replied: There was no gun in the first place, but the police helped plow the land. You should farm the land quickly. I can’t help with other things!

Comment: This is a master! It doesn't matter where the person is, the key is to solve the problem. To meet the challenge, we must change our mindset.

(3) A handsome guy was walking with his grandfather in the evening. There was a beautiful woman not far away. I couldn't help but take a second look.

Grandpa asked: Do you like it? The handsome guy nodded sheepishly.

Grandpa asked again: Do you want her phone number? The handsome guy blushed instantly.

Grandpa said: Look at me. Then he turned around and walked towards the beauty.

A few minutes later, the handsome guy's phone rang, and a sweet voice came from it: Hello, your grandpa is lost, come here quickly, we are at the park gate.

The handsome guy admired his grandfather so much that he silently saved the phone number.

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