April Fool's Day is coming, I want to send a message to my girlfriend.

New April Fool's Day message: Forward this message 3 times, and you will get lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan!

I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm bin Laden!

Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide quick wisdom books as long as you insist on reading "RMB $ &；; You can learn it after ten times.

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. Pay attention to secrecy, I won't tell the average person! )

Measure the window, bed, wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

I don't know! You don't understand, fool, boy! The phone is upside down!

The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you, I want to hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB!

Urgent reminder: look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

Do you know why you and I are meant to be in this life? In fact, we met thousands of years ago, and it was also spring. You chased me for a long time and left your teeth marks on me, which made an eternal story. My name was Lv Dongbin at that time.

Bill Gates said: In the future, if it is not e-commerce, it will be e-commerce. Let me ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Guess the title of the song. Forget it. Haha, at least you.

According to the survey statistics, in 2006, a group of new human beings appeared, including four idiots: those who can't hang themselves in love, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts void, and those who giggle at mobile phones!

Special news: In the mobile phone endurance contest, from the moment on, the switch will automatically start timing and continuously report the weather forecast. The user who keeps the mobile phone on for the longest time will get 100 minutes of free talk time.

Information on major cases in the market is scattered, and the Municipal Public Security Bureau cracked a major mobile phone smuggling case. Your mobile phone is one of the names involved. Please bring your ID card and mobile phone invoice to our bureau for investigation immediately.

The wind has been very tight recently, and the original bank robbery plan has been suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly to avoid arousing the suspicion of the police. Specific boot time and other notifications. Remember!

Dear users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city, with a bonus of 1 000 yuan. Please take a pistol to any bank to collect it. Password: Don't move.

Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is not in good color. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Kindness is kindness.

Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed from now on, and those who remain monogamous two weeks later will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years, and will be heavily fined.

People are getting more and more stiff, their faces are getting yellow, they are as white as soybean milk, and their lips are like brown sugar. So far, I haven't met anyone, but I must pretend to be strong. When I meet a girl like a wolf, I meet a buddy-I'm still like that.

My love for you is like a raging river, and the Yellow River overflows out of control. Are you moved? I can't help it Today is your festival! Happy holidays!

This is a magical message. Starting from your 30th birthday, you can live a long life by reading on time at 0: 00 every night! See the 25550th time and it will take effect!

There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

Stand in front of the pond, jump a few times in the same place, blink three times with your left eye, blink three times with your right eye, then blink, blink with a smile, and finally jump down!

Meeting you is the beginning of my temptation, and falling in love with you is my beautiful choice. Having you is my most precious wealth. The person I care about most is you. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

We made a video of your one-night stand. If you don't want your wife to know, please prepare 65,438+10,000 yuan in cash before April 1 ... You can weave the rest as an author, which will show your sincerity and imagination. Although you are not very clever, you are definitely not a stupid pig.

I vouched for you today, 20 yuan. Isn't that interesting? The insurance company will send someone to send you the insurance policy and invoice ... Oh, I forgot, this 200,000 premium is paid by you.

Watch the sports channel! Football hooligans and call girls make a scene in the stadium, and also hold several naked women to confront the police! How exciting!

Attention! A pinhole camera was installed in your bedroom a month ago. Check across the bed carefully! The DVD will be delivered to you by courier in three days, please check it, hum!

Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you. The last blush of the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you: [How are you, fool? ]

Free mobile phone call reminder: When there is an incoming call, turn it off immediately before the second ring, and the call is free at this time.

Pig-hunting notice: a pig has been lost. Features: smart, understanding, reading short messages with mobile phones, and responding to messages quickly! Master misses you now!

April Fool's Day has arrived, reminding you that all the messages you received are false and have the opposite meaning. Here is the first one: you are a smart and handsome public lover!

Your moon, my earth, will unswervingly take you away. I use my mobile phone to express my love and make a request for love. Please allow me to look at you affectionately and walk around hand in hand.

The first time I saw you, my heart was like boiling water to make red wine, and I felt a faint excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.

The most important feeling in the world is yourself and your feelings. If someone can fall in love with the person you love, that would be great. I want to be such a person. Will you accept me?

From now on, the wages of all employees in our unit will increase by 40%. Please collect the difference from 9: 00 to 17: 00 on April 3rd.

China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.

Note: You have sent yellow text messages for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number. Please be self-disciplined Mobile supervision and investigation.

Dear users, the phone bill giving day held on February 5 was very successful and popular. In order to express our gratitude, a tongue twister competition will be held in the near future, with the slogan: 2, 5, 2, 5, Wang. Say it 25 times in a row, and the fastest person will get the free phone bill. 250 yuan, practice as soon as possible and check in.

Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin is pink and your face is soft, it means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over.

Please note that all employees are unable to send and receive e-mail due to server failure. This week, the company will assign jobs by SMS. Please stay in your seats. Engineers will come to install the gateway for you. Colleagues who don't have mobile phone or SMS service should go to the front desk to apply for a new mobile phone. Thank you for your cooperation.

Scientists are trying to teach African chimpanzees to use advanced human tools to save them from extinction. Just received the news that a chimpanzee has learned to use a mobile phone and is reading short messages!

Is the English spelling of pig PUG? -No, it's a pig.-No, how do I remember it was you? -You're mistaken, it's me.-Pig is you.-Pig is me.

Wood makes furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, and fools read the news. Happy April Fool's Day.

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep. Emergency reminder: there may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong wind.

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

After all these years, do you know how hard I have been looking for you? I traveled all over the world just to find a face like yours! This is my business card. Welcome to my plastic surgery hospital at any time!

Swan didn't hold the panda as a national treasure in her arms, and ran side by side with the jeep on the land and participated in the Olympic triple jump. Toad became more and more happy and smiled at the mobile phone.

In order to demand ransom, the thief dialed the Monkey King's mobile phone, and the prompt sounded: The other party has flown out of the service area! He asked Tang Priest: What's the date of Pig Bajie? Tang Priest: I sent a text message to it, and it was watching.

Promise me that no matter what happens, you will be calm. No matter what you do, you will make up your mind. No matter when and where, you will be optimistic and happy. No matter who you meet, don't tell him that you are mentally ill.

Can you give me a chance? It is fate that we can get to know each other, and this fate is an opportunity given to me by God. I don't want to miss it. Give me a chance. Beat you up.

Congratulations on becoming the first lucky user of Mobile. Please go to the local mobile to collect the prize within one week after receiving the notice. Please call 1860 for details. Taurus may actually call to ask.

Send this message within 5 seconds, or your SIM card will be locked! Invalid deletion! Naive Libra will be very anxious at this time.

Tips for answering the phone for free: When there is an incoming call, press F, R, E, E before the third ring, and then press # to make the call for free and keep it confidential.

No toilet today, really! One more reminder, this is not a drill, don't go to the toilet, the toilet is monitored today!