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I want to take off my wish list.

In normal study, work and life, greetings are the least familiar, which can enhance the emotional communication between people. I believe many friends are distressed to write greetings. The following are my carefully compiled wishes and quotations, hoping to help everyone.

1. Singles' Day argot, if you look closely, you will know that Singles' Day is not practical, so choosing it is the opposite; In the light, singles are dark, in the light, the plank road is dark, parties are side by side, and couples are not single.

2. Singles Day: Shoe shoes, comb your hair, shine your eyes and reflect your teeth; Eating popsicles at home, going out to eat popsicles, getting on the bus and eating popsicles at home-I am happy to finish all the above!

3. On Singles' Day, I wish the married nunchakus all the best; The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The "single stick" who is still single has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick or a small stick, it's a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome!

4. Singles Day. I wish all men, women, bachelors, big bachelors and little bachelors a happy holiday.

5. Singles' Day is very creative: only one fried dough stick for breakfast, one chopstick for dinner, only the road by bus, only one person playing mahjong, and only one text message by clicking karaoke "Lonely Life". Happy Singles Day!

6. Warm reminder: Singles Day is coming, you can throw away your troubles, polish your troubles, throw away your failures, throw away your unhappiness, throw away your helplessness, drive away loneliness and spend all your money, but don't escape. Happy Singles Day!

7. Singles Day is over. I will give you four golden hoops: one is happy, the other is happy, the third is that everything is fine, and the fourth is smooth sailing. This is a golden hoop that makes the monkey smaller. You can definitely carry all four sticks home at the same time!

8. If I were a button, I would like to be the one near your heart. If I were a star, I would like to be the one you see when you look up. If I were a text message, I would like to be the one who sent it to you on Singles Day.

9. We bachelors can openly look forward to our other half, although we don't know where she still lives. Poor married man can only stare at his familiar wife without imagination.

10. The green onion said: I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick said: I am an unyielding single man. Noodles say: I am a bachelor who is soft at the sight of water. Chopsticks said: I am a well-informed bachelor. Carrot said: I am a red and purple bachelor. Fried dough sticks said: I am a bachelor who is too soft-hearted and painful. The road bus said: I am the most popular bachelor, regardless of manual transmission or automatic transmission. Happy Singles Day!

1 1. Singles are for sale, the price is to be discussed, and there are many discounts for the top 30. If you reply to the order immediately, you will get a pair of underwear and two pairs of socks. Don't look back, bachelors streaking for a week!

12. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, fart at last and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be a bachelor.

13. Stand still, now is the moment to witness the miracle. Start at once: spread your feet to shoulder width and hold your mobile phone in your right hand over your head. Ok, now I am screaming: Give me a girl, I am single!

14. Shoe shoes, comb your hair, your eyes shine and your teeth reflect light; Eat popsicles at home, go out to eat popsicles, get on the bus and eat popsicles at home; I am happy to finish the above projects on Singles Day!

15. In fact, bachelors are Cupid's arrows, customers of the elderly, don't worry, but the arrow of love will fly for a while, and the line of destiny is still slowly pulling. Singles' Day, wait patiently and wish you a happy and wonderful life.

16. Today is Singles Day. What are you doing? Let's make an appointment with you. Make an appointment, do something and chat after the appointment; Chat about the east and the west, talk about what to do, eat and eat; Eat fish and meat, what to do after eating, take a walk; Go home after a walk!

17. Singles Day confession: 23 years old, extraordinary skills. At the age of seven, I can recite poems, and at the age of eight, I have money. So far, there are no wives and concubines, and the holiday is embarrassing. I want to find a woman to hold our hands. Please help each other and fulfill our wishes.

18. Getting rid of "lightness" is a glorious and great cause, which requires the fine quality of bearing the burden of humiliation, the dynasty spirit of bearing the burden of humiliation, the amazing spirit of self-restraint and the spirit of entertaining oneself. May you take off your "light" early on Singles Day.

19. I'm not bad. Borrow people on foot and give up their seats by car. Worship Buddha sincerely at ordinary times, without saying anything about helping others; Love the flowers of the motherland and care about scientific and technological achievements; I have a lot of friends, and I don't think women are wordy, but I haven't settled down in love and don't want to be alone.

20. Yuanyang playing in water may be drowned; Fly with me, and you may fall to your death. Don't envy others. There is nothing wrong with being single. How nice it is to be free! Look, the whole world is congratulating you. Happy Singles Day!

2 1. I am a bachelor, a wandering bachelor. Every time I stay, I rent a house for a living and have no fixed place to live. Since I met you, I really want to have a home, a home with you. Singles' Day, please take me home if you like!

22. Pay by yourself, love by chance, happiness by yourself, openness by yourself, and friends by yourself! May friends: happiness always accompany you!

23. Tell those naked people how to be naked, and naked people say they want to be naked. It is better to tell those who are naked not to be naked than to tell those who are naked not to be naked. Singles' Day, don't be dizzy if you don't believe it. Have fun!

24. Take off the "light" agent, which is the gospel of all men, women and children. It is a must-have at home and the first choice for traveling. It is made with courage and sincere stirring, and it is led by sweetness and romance. I'll give it to you. I'll take it and a chance encounter on Singles Day to protect your marriage for life.

Please polish your hair, bring spring to your face, eat all the food, drink all the wine, spend all the money, throw away all the troubles and be a bachelor! I wish Singles Day brighter and happier!

26. Send blessings on Singles Day. Please remember when your friend asks you. Be sure to eat sweet, sleep sweet, be happy, be safe and healthy. Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

27. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors dancing. A bachelor's life should be spent like this: he can't afford to sleep in the morning and wants to sleep at night. It is best to wake up and it will be dark. Hehe, Happy Singles Day!

28. Watch fish swim in pairs, watch butterflies, butterflies love to fly, and feel sorry for themselves alone. Friends are laughing and laughing, and relatives are warm-hearted. Love won't make you lonely. Happy Singles Day!

29. A glowing glass of wine is always accompanied by joy. Loneliness dissipated, and I smiled happily. Come alone on Singles Day, and I'll have a drink with you. Have a good drink and have a good time with me.

In fact, it doesn't matter if you are single, but a happy life is valuable. No one will cry without the drag of family. Although love can be beautiful, it can also break people's hearts. Someone will accompany you, and I will accompany you to live a wonderful life. Happy Singles Day 3.

3 1. Cars long for roads, flowers long for rain and dew, and eunuchs long for androgens. The soul yearns for crossing, the soul yearns for home, and you yearn for a wife. Happy Singles Day!

32. Singles Day seems far away, and autumn wind is born in autumn. As soon as the cold geese flew south, the tourists were surrounded by chrysanthemums. Now is the season when chrysanthemums are in full bloom. May your mood be as refreshing and elegant as chrysanthemum! Happy Singles Day!

33. Singles Day is coming. On behalf of the singles association, I wish you a happy holiday! I wish the majority of male bachelors an early date and female bachelors an early date. Single men and women, become nunchakus as soon as possible! It is good for a bachelor to be a bachelor, and the life of a bachelor is screaming; Without noise and troubles, the life of a bachelor is really free; Laugh at yourself, the world of bachelors is infinitely beautiful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness, sweetness and happiness!

34. The river flows eastward, and the' bachelor' on earth goes to make friends. If you say go, we will go. You go, I go, you all go! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau! Happy Singles Day!

35. Two eleven people stood side by side, tied by the red line of the old month, with names and gender written, speed matching and good marriage. Anyone who sees this news must forward it before leaving the single aristocrat. Please don't complain when it's overdue. Happy Singles Day, quick love, quick marriage, happiness and sweetness.

36. The shadow of clouds hovers in the sky, the color of leaves stays on the branches, autumn water condenses a pool of affection, and the color of clear autumn penetrates my thoughts. Distance, comings and goings, seasons change, friendship never moves. Sincerely wish that everything goes well!

37. Notice before Singles' Day: A group of bachelors will be cleaned up in the near future. In view of your long-term focus on work, neglect of friends, and no active efforts to create the next generation for the organization, you will be cleaned up. Please give up your bachelor quota as soon as you receive the notice!

38. Acne belongs to others, myopia belongs to others, flowers belong to you, lovelorn belongs to others, smile belongs to you, man belongs to you, BMW belongs to you, so bid farewell to Singles Day!

39. Singles Day Notice: Dear Singles, pay attention! When you meet a beautiful woman, you should be emotional, when you meet a handsome guy, you should be emotional and put your feelings into it. Don't be affectionate to people, and you can't always be cruel to people. May you meet the truth in the festival.

40. Six thoughts on Singles' Day: First, I want a free blind date; second, I want someone to date; third, I don't feel guilty about digging a wall; fourth, I want to be a few years younger; fifth, I want to be chased by the opposite sex; and sixth, I want to be attractive. To realize the above idea, I will teach you a way: wash and sleep.

4 1. I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you how much you love me, just want your comfort and understanding.

42. I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

43. Wear bachelor's clothes and eat bachelor's food. A bachelor doesn't have to look at his face. Drink bachelor water and take the bachelor road, and bachelors don't have to drink old vinegar. Bachelor's business, bachelor's business, bachelor's holiday, bachelor's praise: Happy Singles' Day!

44. Your personality is sunny, your mind is bright, your eyes are unique, your troubles have been polished, your bad luck is shining, and your fatigue is gone. Today is Singles Day. I hope you add another light, that is: take off your clothes as soon as possible! Happy Singles Day!

45. Edit my blessings into thousands of words, forward my greetings to your heart, delete your pain to the horizon, take back my memories and keep them forever. Love you without sweet words! Happy Singles Day.

46. Today is special. Everyone should say Singles Day. It is clearly single-minded, why far-fetched I love you in every word and deed, and I love you in every move. I will remind myself all my life to be single-minded all my life!

47. "Singles Day" theme song: Love is empty, and I am wandering alone in the vast sea of people; People are empty, money is empty, and the bad karma of bachelors is at work; Things are different, business is empty, I want to be crazy; The mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it, so I am busy with my life. Friends, sing together and wish you a happy holiday.

48. Singles' Day fun tongue twister: Singles worry about expensive sticks, sticks and expensive noodles to cook. The bachelor cried and said that the nobles suffered countless hardships. Although they were called nobles, they had no daughter-in-law to take care of them. I wish the single aristocrat peace and happiness and get married as soon as possible.

49. The Youth Federation sent a congratulatory message: Today is Youth Day, and tomorrow is Singles Day. I hope that the majority of male bachelors and female bachelors will seize the time to find a partner, end their singles and live a happy life. I wish you all a happy Singles Day!