Want to hear a joke?

A brother went to the toilet and ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. When I went in, I found there was no urinal. It doesn't feel right Fortunately, there is no one in the ladies' room. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Face to face with him, red face and low head, went to the men's room to drill.

There was an exam in high school, and the topic was extremely difficult (consistent with the old lady's style of mathematics). I can't get a 20-point test. 20 points makes me sweat (literally, really). Prove relativity, time flies. ....

There are still 15 minutes, and the ground is already wet. God, it's been 20 minutes. If it is right, it may be the same as Guerra!

I can't wait any longer I quietly wrote a note: will you answer the second big question?

It took another five minutes to find an opportunity to throw it out. I can't figure out who to throw it to. ....

God bless, the note fell on a guy who studied hard and had a stupid brain in my class. He picked it up! (Not in vain. I helped him box lunch for two weeks, and my tears came out. )

After another five minutes, I almost peed. He finally sent the note back, and he shed tears again. Long live friendship! !

There are only five minutes left, and there is no time to delay. Hold the pen in your right hand and make a drunken fist in your left hand. Try to cover my 20-point note and open it ~ ~ ~

It said: I will.

Yesterday, I went to eat KFC. The man behind me looks like a couple. They ordered a lot of food and sat next to me.

After sitting down, the girls began to eat hard, as if they were hungry for several days, while the boys chewed French fries one by one, as if they had something on their mind.

Suddenly, the boy put down the French fries, leaned down and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?"

Without looking up, the girl said directly, "No!"

The boy asked again, "Is it completely impossible?"

The girl simply said, "Not at all!"

The boy froze, looked at her straight and stayed there. ...

At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other. She thought that the boy was watching her, so she stopped eating, then looked at the boy with poor eyes and whispered, "So ... can I still eat?"

Everyone around me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and said, "Eat, eat ..."

When I was in college, I skipped a horrible group dance, which required violent actions such as squatting quickly and lifting my legs high. Everyone can't practice for a few days. They are all green, and some leg muscles are still strained. I was seriously injured.

In the afternoon, I went to class. On the third floor, I couldn't lift a leg at all, so I went up hard and simply sent that leg up. Walking, I heard a girl at the back say to her boyfriend, "Schools in big cities are more formal. In our hometown, people with polio can't go to school at all. "

I feel dizzy ...

There is an exam in our school. A boy sat in the last row and received an answer from a classmate. He was very excited and immediately began to copy. As soon as he looked up, he saw the invigilator coming towards him with a smile. Obviously, he has seen it. This is my friend's later behavior, which has become a classic of our whole grade: he straightened up and looked directly at the teacher, then put the answer sheet on his nose and punched it hard, and then threw a parabola-the garbage basket behind the entrance. The teacher glared at him several times, but finally he didn't have the courage to pick up the evidence.

My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but he forgot to bring his handkerchief and has been sniffing it. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! Too noisy! " The whole class was silent. The teacher added, "Who steals noodles in class? What are you arguing about? "

A girl in our class puts a bag of milk on the heater when it is cold in winter.

At the end of class, I yelled at a boy sitting next to the heater, "* * *, help me turn the milk over."

The whole class laughed and didn't attend class in the morning.

Boss: Sock seller! Three dollars a pair!

Me: cheaper, ten dollars for three pairs!

Boss: I paid more than that. I can't sell it ...

Once, while eating and chatting in the canteen, I suddenly found myself leaving a piece of rice outside, secretly feeling sorry for wasting food, so I picked it up and ate it. But then I found out that this meal didn't seem to be mine. ...

On the Mid-Autumn Festival in the second year of high school, the pager suddenly rang during class and the teacher confiscated it. In the afternoon, the teacher called me to the office and severely criticized me, asking me to write a 2000-word examination. Finally, after the training, the teacher touched the desk with his finger: "Take it back." I was dizzy in training at that time. I looked up at a box of beautifully packaged moon cakes on the table (in fact, it was a welfare given to the teacher by the school). I was so grateful that I completely forgot my own BP machine and ran away ... The teacher came out slowly and said, "Ah-" ...

There is a true story that I have to tell: I have a female classmate who went to the toilet upstairs in an unfamiliar campus because of something urgent. She is still a little nearsighted. I walked in when I saw a door. A man squatted down to face the door and took off his pants. After entering, she quickly stood up and lifted her pants. The girl hurried out, embarrassed, and took three or five steps to see another door. I thought this was the ladies' room. When I went in, it turned out to be another door of the toilet just now. The man squatted down again. Seeing the girl go in, the man stood up and shouted. What are you doing? "The girl ran back to the dormitory in one breath, hardly angry again. ...

I remember when I was in high school, I met a close friend outside the school gate and bought a big cake. You know, when I was in high school, I was often hungry because I used too much brain. I immediately ran up and punched him, and then I bit him into a big cake. And I swear it's not enough. You didn't take me to buy one when you bought the cake. As a result, I didn't swallow a bite of cake I looked up and found myself mistaken for someone else. It doesn't matter. ! !

I remember that when I ran back to the school gate and looked back, the man was still standing in front of the stall, holding a pie with a missing mouth. Sometimes you can't help beating yourself up when you think about it! ! ! !

When I was a freshman, I went to the cafeteria to pack my bags. But there is something wrong with the punch card machine. I rowed down to 3 yuan, 25 yuan. My brother, who sells steamed stuffed buns, couldn't add it back for a long time and said piteously, "Nothing, I remember you. Come here often in the future until I run out of extra money. " I have to agree.

Poor me, I ate steamed buns for a semester, and Brother Steamed Bun still owes me 2.3 yuan ... The most exasperating thing is that I haven't found a girlfriend after four years in college! ! !

Until graduation, one day I was walking on the campus tree-lined road, listening to a group of girls pointing behind me and whispering, "Yes, that's him! ! Don't find such a boyfriend in the future, and go to the second canteen to eat steamed buns every day without paying! ! "

Tell me an embarrassing story:

A familiar customer once asked us to help his company design a TT packaging box and brought some TT packaging boxes of different brands for our reference.

Because this Dongdong is sensitive, everyone is very careful to make a * * * party member cautious in front of spies, with a serious face, and make a deliberate effort to design any food packaging box.

Only the customers present got married, and none of us got married.

I rummaged through the boxes of different brands and chatted with customers: "These are the brands you represent, and many of them are very famous. Well, these are all seen ... "Then I picked up a box that I had never seen before, and accidentally popped up a sentence:" Ah, this brand has never been used ... "

55555 ~ ~ I am unmarried first, and then the gender is female.

I can't wait to disappear on the spot Everyone still acts as if they didn't hear what I said. ...

Once I asked my deskmate if there were any tissues. I don't know why she suddenly replied: I have sanitary napkins. Suddenly the whole class was silent, and I sweated wildly ... and said, keep it for yourself, because I don't need it anyway. ...

My 7-year-old niece insisted on taking a bath with me and said, "Aunt, why are your breasts so small?" I sweated wildly: "which is small, how small?" ! "My little niece gave me a pathetic look and comforted me:" Nothing, mine is very small ... "

Yesterday's visit to the countryside really made me feel very proud!

The two of us were watching the crops grow on the way in the field that day, and we saw a group of foreigners gesticulating around a local farmer from a distance. Out of curiosity, I quietly walked not far behind them to hear what they said.

Those foreigners (probably Americans), while turning over a pamphlet similar to an English-Chinese dictionary, read in very nonstandard Chinese: I, how did I get there, the periphery. .....

I think, oh, I think I'm asking for directions. I wonder what our peasant brothers will say when they see foreigners.

The peasant brothers looked blank. I thought to myself, alas, eldest brother's comprehension ability is too low.

When foreigners see that he doesn't understand, they are even more anxious: we, me, everyone, go, go, want. .....

The farmer's brother still looks blank. ...

Foreigners are more anxious and start stamping their feet and sweating. ...

At this time, this 50-year-old farmer said something to this group of dancing Americans, which made me feel that I gained the most from going to the countryside this time: Can you speak English?

Go out alone on weekends and take the mountain road in the Woods in the suburbs. Suddenly I felt very comfortable, so I found a bush clearing in the toilet along a well-known path. Go to a pit, take off your belt and squat down. Of course, don't forget to look around and take out spare toilet paper before.

In the middle, I suddenly felt a swish nearby, and I was surprised to find a yellow MM doing the same thing 2 meters behind me! My eyes were staring at each other, and I was shocked! Both sides showed panic! In desperation, I was so nervous that I broke half a paragraph on the spot! Hurriedly turned around, but facing each other is more consternation! In the panic, the toilet paper fell down and landed on the half section that had been pulled down! ! ! . . . . .

In desperation, he lifted his trousers and ran away. . . Awkward. . .

This is a real thing that happened in my friend's life ... once, he was eating at his girlfriend's house, and there were only three people at that time: him, his girlfriend and his father. At this time, there is a program on TV to teach the elderly to dance disco, and the uncle who leads the dance is very BT. At this time, his girlfriend jokingly said to him, "Hey? ! Why does this man look so much like your father? Hehe. " My friend was eating and drinking at that time. Without thinking, he shouted, "Just like your father! ! ! "... after that, the room was silent for three minutes.

Yesterday after dinner, my classmates and I passed the fruit stand in the canteen. When my classmate saw the cucumbers piled high on the fruit stand, he suddenly felt loudly and nervously: "Hey, couples can't sell more cucumbers these days."

I spit out the coke I drank in my mouth. Many people look back at my classmate, and my classmate is incredibly poised! What's even funnier is that there happened to be a MM buying cucumbers. Hearing this, her face turned white and she didn't buy or put the cucumber in her hand. I quickly dragged my classmates out of the canteen ... even my classmates were strong.

The company organized a trip to Huangshan Mountain. When I passed a toilet, my colleague wanted to go in and take a nap. It happened that several foreigners followed him. I hadn't waited outside for half a minute when my colleagues ran out in a panic.

"So soon?"

The colleague replied with a sad face: "Alas, I really can't get away!" Avoid first, avoid first ... "

Anyone who has been to McDonald's or KFC knows that after you order, the salesperson will loudly report your order.

Last time I stood in line at McDonald's, a MM in front said to the clerk, "I want a chicken nugget."

As a result, the assistant loudly replied:

"Do you want a piece of chicken manure? Eat here or pack? "

One day, open the water in the canteen of the unit. Accidentally, the water splashed on my hand, and a MM behind me took my hand and asked with concern, "Did you burn your hand?" Although it hurts, in order to show my manhood, I just bite my teeth and say, "Nothing, nothing." Pretend nothing happened. MM suddenly turned to the people waiting in line behind her and said, "Go home, the water didn't boil today."

One day, my friend and I went out for a walk. When passing by the construction site, the slippers he was wearing walked very slowly. Suddenly, a kind migrant worker stopped him and said, "It's time to eat." .

When I was in college, one day at the student meeting of the whole school, the head teacher asked the Physical Education Commission to check whether the girls at work were there. He said to the Sports Commission (a lecherous boy): Go and tidy up the girls in the class. The sports committee member was flattered and asked in a low voice, "Kiss first … which one?"? The teacher thought for a moment and said, of course, press the student number!

I was dating a young man named Jiang Wei. One day, I called him and asked him when he would pick me up from work. A man answered the phone. I asked him, "Is Jiang Er (my usual nickname) there?" He replied, "Yes, I am. Who is this, please? " I said, "That's me". The man on the phone solemnly said he didn't know me and asked me if I had the wrong number. I think Jiang Wei must be joking with me and quipping, "I'm Lian, the girl who lay in your bed every day last month, remember?" There was a silence on the other end of the phone. After a while, he replied, "Excuse me, this is Lao Jiang. I called my son to answer the phone. " "……"

Last Monday, the company sent me to Hangzhou on business. Hardly had I checked into the hotel when I got a call from my wife.

Wife: Husband, big things are not good. Today, several thieves infiltrated our community and our home was visited.

I jumped up and asked, did you lose something? Did you call the police?

Wife: The house was turned upside down, and the 1000 yuan in the closet was gone.

Me: What else is missing?

Wife: I am cleaning. The police came to see it this afternoon.

My wife recognized my anxiety and quickly comforted me: fortunately, those thieves have been caught by the police. Now let each family report the stolen list as soon as possible.

I breathed a sigh of relief and quickly ordered my wife to look at the wedding photos hanging on the bedside. There is a red envelope stuck with double-sided tape behind the photo frame.

Wife put the phone down. Two minutes later, I asked, and I took down the photo frame and looked at it. There's nothing.

You can find such an unpredictable place. It seems that what you met today is no ordinary pest. )

I quickly asked my wife to go to the bathroom again: there was a crack on the side of the toilet tank against the wall and a plastic bag was stuffed. See if there are any more.

Ten minutes later, my wife called: No way, did you remember the wrong place?

I said anxiously: impossible. I checked before my business trip. A total of 4000 yuan, all even hundred-dollar bills. That was deducted from the technical innovation award given to me by the company last year.

Is that all? Have you forgotten something? My wife asked on the phone.

No, only this 6000 yuan. You must explain the characteristics of the money to the police. I reminded my wife.

The wife sneered: OK. Thank you for your excellent performance in this family burglar drill.

When I was in high school, I lived on campus and ate lunch boxes in the dormitory. A buddy eats slowly. When everyone finished eating, he began to say that all kinds of nausea and phlegm tortured him. That buddy still eats with relish. With the last few mouthfuls left, he said slowly, in fact, I'm not afraid of eating anything. You pull it into my lunch box, I push it aside, and I eat it correctly on the other side, but the premise should not be too thin, because the soup. ......

Absolutely. If it affects xdjm's appetite, then I can only apologize.

B jun and two buddies are shopping. One of them is watching sporting goods, and the other is watching a CD. After a long time, Mr. B suddenly remembered that buddy Wen, so he shouted, "Where's Brother Wen? What about brother Wen? " It was not until the shopping guide lady at the women's clothing counter next door came to them with a smile that they suddenly realized that they had slipped away.

I received a short message from a friend yesterday:

Although you are not a woman, you are the product of a woman. I wish you a happy March 8th!

Cool yourself.

In middle school, our classroom has two doors. The back door was closed all the year round, so the students near the door dug a small hole in the door and looked out every day in self-study class. If you see the head teacher coming, tell everyone to be quiet and hide the extracurricular books.

One day, during the self-study class, I saw the head teacher stormed into the classroom with phlegm and snot in his eyes. He went straight to the classmate's desk near the door in the last row, took a deep breath of phlegm and spat on his classmate's face. It turned out that that classmate spit out from the small hole in the back door that day, and the class teacher just observed the self-study situation from that small hole, and was suddenly hit in the eye by a bubble of phlegm.

This is a super classic. In high school, the couple and their classmates Z (female) and Q (male) were put on the first table at the door and the last table diagonally opposite by the teacher, but the couple still handed notes every day, because it was too far away, so they used to throw them. One day, I don't know why it's so inch. Q threw a piece of paper "sou" in the past, just as our teacher came in and hit the teacher directly. The teacher picked up the paper and kicked Q hard, and opened it. "Let you live every day, let me see what you have passed!" " Just read it.

That's what the note says

"Z, you said that the two of us pass notes like this every day, and it will be fun to hit the teacher one day."

Shu Gao's teacher looks like a match. He has an idiom, that is, when calculating math problems on the blackboard, he always likes to use a sentence "Attention, I want to …" to remind everyone's attention.

That day, we met a problem that we didn't understand for a long time. Gao Lao was anxious: "Change it! Attention, everyone, I am going to be deformed. " -Everyone's waiting.

After graduating from college, I came to Guangdong to make a living and was finally interviewed by a company. I learned that I have to go to the hospital before I can go to work. That day, a man came to the hospital without breakfast, and he had to have a chest X-ray later. In fact, this kind of experience has happened before, and it's no big deal. The doctor reported my name, so I rushed in, because there were too many people to experience it, but after sitting for a minute. A machine scanned my chest. It should be possible under normal circumstances. When I got up, I suddenly heard the doctor say "smile". Gee ~ ~ I wonder. A chest X-ray is not a photo, but a smile. I think: Maybe the medical level in Guangdong is more advanced. I pretended to be calm, smiled slightly and looked at the doctor. Unexpectedly, the doctor stared at me and said "smile" again. At this time, I couldn't help smiling sweetly, and at the same time, I was complaining: Is there anything wrong with this doctor making a chest X-ray and making me laugh? I'm not a woman ~ ~ ~ He can't paint me! ! ! Just when I was wondering why the doctor did this to me, someone was urging me: Hey, why do you keep doing this? I must have a check-up. The doctor has called you twice and said, next, why are you like this? I feel dizzy when I hear this. It turned out that he said the next one, not' smile'. Shit, this doctor's Mandarin is too standard, alas ~ ~ ~

Say another one:

I used to live in a new community, and there was a canteen downstairs. The host is a bit silly, and he has a "forbearance" tattooed on his wrist.

Once my brother and I went to buy cups and took a fancy to one big and one small. We forgot how much he wanted at first, so we reduced the price. Finally, my brother said, the big one is 9 yuan and the small one is 6 yuan. The shopkeeper insisted, he said, in that case, I can't make any money. The big 10 yuan is already the lowest. Tell you what, I'll give you two yuan cheaper for the small one, so you can be 5 yuan. Is this the head office?

We bought it.

I remember in middle school, there was a classmate sitting in the back. Because he has only a small hole near the back door, that classmate often looks out from that small hole.

One night when he was studying by himself, the classmate looked out again and found something blocking his sight, so he tried to get rid of him with his hand. Only the head teacher over there was calling, Ah! !

Oh, it turns out that the head teacher is there watching the class through a small hole. Then the whole class burst into laughter.

In junior high school, there was a classmate in the class who was very awesome. He was either late or fell asleep as soon as the class started, and didn't wake up until the class was over. One day, he was ten minutes late. The math teacher saw him and said, "You can't be late again, or you will get insufficient sleep!" " "

At other times ... I went shopping alone ... it happened that most of the time after work, many workers in a factory came out by bike ... I rode by. ~

I didn't know what I was thinking .. I suddenly saw the back seat of a bicycle .. I sat on it without thinking. (It's natural. )

A man was in the car ... turned around and said, "What are you doing?" I said, "Nothing!" The man was so surprised that he didn't eat .. I suddenly remembered something. He jumped out of the car, covered his chest and said, "You scared me to death!" " The man looked aggrieved and said, "You scared me to death!"

Say it! Run away with a red face ... passers-by laugh wildly ...!

My favorite teacher took us out to sketch in the garden, and we were stung by bees. The handsome male teacher saw my hand and exclaimed, "It's swollen like this!" Squeeze it so hard that I almost cried. Finally, I took out my other hand and said, "Teacher, my hand is not swollen. It was born like this!" " "

I was taken to the park by my favorite boy on a bicycle, and I found my shoes lost halfway.

Once in high school, I finished broadcast gymnastics, bought a meat steamed stuffed bun, and ran to the teaching building happily while eating it (after the dissolution of broadcast gymnastics, hundreds of people from all over the school would rush to the teaching building to prevent being late for the next class, which was quite spectacular). I ran up a step and jumped up like a white rabbit ... as a result ... I fell off my horse ... my mouth was full of steamed bread and I sprayed it all over the floor. Most of the patties in my hand were thrown far away ... Under the gaze of hundreds of students around me, I stood up calmly, walked to the patties thrown away in the distance, picked them up and walked to the teaching building while eating ... Actually, the calm was fake, and my heart was surging and sweating.

Once I took a bus and got on from the back door. I bought the ticket standing first, with something in the other hand, and caught nothing. Just as I was taking the money, the car came to a sudden stop. Poor me, I rushed from the back door to the front door near the driver's position and fell sideways. At that time, the people in the car (though not many) looked at me and tried not to laugh. I had a brainwave, yes.

Everyone in the car laughed.

Speaking of a classmate, there was a sports meeting before. When classmate A saw that she was going to be late, she ran like crazy. Classmate B came by bike and asked for a ride. A: There are no brakes. When A met the red light, he was sitting on the beam of B. Otsuichi let go and jumped down from the back of the car. Leaving only armor, sitting on the girder, holding the handlebar, running a red light under the watchful eye of the police. ...

When MM came to my dormitory for the first time, she was curious to see the cup I brushed my teeth hanging upside down on the windowsill.

MM: "It's strange, how can there be mud in the cup where you brush your teeth?"

Then I twisted and twisted hard, and the bottom of my cup was torn off violently. ...

MM inexplicably: "This thing has no bottom! How do you usually brush your teeth? "

Once I went to the ATM to withdraw money, there were two people in front.

A man put his bank card in and said to the ATM in Sichuan: Take 200 yuan.

For a long time, when they saw that the machine didn't respond, they bowed their heads and whispered. Then, they heard another person say to the ATM in Mandarin: I take 200 yuan. ...

During the military training of freshmen, a girl in the same dormitory secretly loved a boy in the class, but that boy was like that to everyone, never understood the girl's mind, and occasionally had an affair with other girls. One night after the lights went out, people in our dormitory started chatting at night again. I don't know if that girl has been depressed for too long, but suddenly she shouted: I like XXX very much. First of all, we live on the first floor. Who knows there was a voice outside the window, which was asked by the boy. Who was calling me? It was really scary. The whole dormitory was still in a heated discussion, and then fell into endless silence. It took another five seconds before everyone burst into laughter. The girl was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to speak all night. But everyone said that marriage was meant to be, and now they are finally married. Will it be wonderful to recall in a few decades?

It was very hot in summer in college. Every day after class, boys would go to the toilet to take a cold bath. One afternoon, I ran back to take a shower before class was over. I ran back to the dormitory naked without a towel. He was wiping his hair with his back to the door when someone knocked at the door. I thought it was my roommate who came back from skipping class, so I shouted, "The door is unlocked, get in! ! "There was a bang, and nothing happened. As soon as I turned around, the door opened and there was a watermelon on the ground. I didn't think about it. When I saw no one, I picked it up and left the door open. If you don't have a knife, knock it open with your hand and eat it. Then I heard someone coming. I looked up. After a long time, the door came out and it was his roommate's girlfriend. We watched it for three seconds and found that I was not dressed yet. I immediately blocked it with half a watermelon in my hand. I saw that the girl said timidly, "I bought that watermelon and I want to take it away." I'm dizzy! ! It turned out that it was her who knocked at the door just now. She opened the door and saw me naked, then turned and ran. I ran out and remembered that I had left my watermelon on the ground, so I ran back to get it.

Last week, I took a bath in the new bathroom at school. I went there in the morning. I was alone in the locker room and my clothes were almost stripped off. A man with long hair came in. I happened to have my back to her without my glasses. I thought I was a alternative rock player again, and I didn't care. Later, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became. I quickly found my glasses and dried the fog, just as she finished taking off her coat. God, I was so excited. Then I just stood there and watched her take off all her clothes. She didn't even notice me (my hair was very long, and I was often mistaken for a girl when I was a child, and now I am sometimes mistaken for a girl with long hair). Then I thought it was too much. I called her, "classmate, this is the boys' bathroom! "I still remember her expression, and then there was a nervous dress show. Later, while she was putting on her shoes, another boy came in. When he saw her, he gave me another look, and his expression was blank. Now think about it.

The female colleague sitting at the door of the department forgot to bring her badge this morning and was found by the male colleague who just entered the door. She immediately pointed at her excitedly and shouted, You don't have a bra! You're not wearing a bra! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ God, the office is quiet. It's terribly quiet. A minute later, I only heard gruff laughter. Forgive us, everyone is struggling ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

When I was a sophomore, I was lying in a daze ten minutes before the lights went out in my dormitory one night, and suddenly I had a strange feeling in my stomach. I have a hunch that my fart is coming, so I want to make good use of my resources. So I shouted to Weizi, "Wow, what's on my ass? Is it a spider? Please take a look at it for me. It bit me hard. " I don't know what Wei Zi did in his last life. When he tried to uncover my quilt! ! ! ~ ~ ~ ~ The whole room burst into laughter ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

We had a class last term, and the two classes were combined. There are about one hundred people in a very big classroom. In class, my buddy and one of his friends sat in the last row.

His friend: Hehe.

Dude: Why?

His friend: What should I do, I want to fart?

Dude: Then play it.

His friend: That won't do. What if someone makes noise and hears you?

Buddy: OK, I'll strike the table on the count of three. If I strike the table, you let go, so no one can hear me!

His friend: well, then count it.

Dude: 1, 2, 3! (striking the table) Bang!

As soon as my buddy struck the table, it was so loud that the whole class turned to look. Just then, his friend "bang!" Click and fart ~ ~

The class was quiet for 2 seconds, and then the top of the classroom was almost lifted. ...