A collection of funny jokes 2021 selection of funny jokes

1. Xiao Ming said to his father: "Dad, I'm so cold." His father said distressedly: "Then you go and squat in the corner!" Xiao Ming: "Why?" Dad said: "Because The angle of the wall is 90 degrees."

2. Once upon a time, there was a magic dragon that was cursed to sleep for 1,000 years with its mouth wide open. Then, he fell asleep, and 1,000 years later, he woke up. Then, he yawned

3. When the weather got cold, he hid in bed and skipped class. I just woke up and sent a message to my classmates to ask if the teacher had called their names. Later, the person on the opposite side of the quilt stuck out his head: "Are you sure you are asking me?"

4. The traffic police reprimanded: Rabbit, your eyes are red and you are driving drunk? Crab, crossing the road again? Kangaroo, no more riding with children! Turtle, who told you to get on the expressway?

5. When I was a minor, my mother always said that we should learn to be independent and not rely on our parents. Now that you are an adult, can you stop being so independent and find someone to rely on?

6. Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven’t eaten for two days. Can you give me some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it’s normal, but today is my birthday!

7. One to two said: "Do you know why we say unique? Because you are too 'two'." The second replied: "You are the oldest, why should I fight? Fighting is the real thing." "Two."

8. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. Now, my dream has finally come true. Enough said, it’s time to do the laundry, and I’ll have to cook for my wife later!

9. When it’s time to review, I find that some of other people’s heads are printers, some are recorders, and some are digital cameras. Only my head is a soymilk machine.

10. A man was walking his dog and peeling an orange. Unexpectedly, he lost his grip and one piece fell to the ground. The person behind me blamed him: This dog is so uncivilized, how could he poop in the street?

11. Sister: "The left eyeball wants to sleep, but the right eyeball doesn't. What should I do?" Brother: "Then just close all the windows of the soul, and it will be ok." ”

12. “Isn’t it impolite to enter someone else’s house without taking off your shoes?” “Why don’t you go to the bedroom and check for cash? You’ll be in trouble soon.” ”

13. When a child asks, “Why can adults hit me if I do something wrong, but I can’t hit them if they are wrong?” The reply is: Because you can’t beat them, and when you can beat them, the adults will follow. You're starting to make sense.

14. A: Do you know what I can’t let go of and what I can’t get out of? B: How could I know? A: Right now, the only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is my chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is my bed.

15. The owl talks about the woodpecker: While pecking the wood, it also makes a "dang-dang" noise. The woodpecker said to the owl: Turning a blind eye is suspected of condoning ugliness.

16. A: Do you know what worry is? What is love? B: Worry and love? I have no idea. A: Sending sweet text messages to your own wife is love, but sending sweet text messages to someone else’s wife by mistake is worry.

17. There was a quiz competition in the forest. The host asked: "Can horses swim?" The pony said: "Yes, if you swim in the river, you will become a hippopotamus, if you swim in the sea, you will become a seahorse."

18. Both Aju and Feifei are deaf. That day Feifei saw Ah Ju going out; "Ah Ju, are you going for a walk?" "No, I'm going for a walk!" "Oh, I thought you were going for a walk."

19. One day, the white balloon When I encounter a black balloon, I pop the black balloon as soon as I see the white balloon without saying a word. The black balloon was very angry, so it made a decision: Confession Balloon!

20. Baoyu sat down next to Daiyu and said softly: "Sister, listen to me, men are made of clay and women are made of water." Daiyu sneered and said, "You are the one." Parallel imports."

21. The boss said to a customer who wanted to buy a parrot: "Sorry, the parrots are sold out. Why don't you buy a woodpecker?" "What, it can talk?" It will type."