Selected humorous blessing short messages on the 11th National Day.

1 1 that day, the sky was gray and wild, and the hope of making a fortune was too slim. The people upstairs are very busy. We have an appointment to rob a bank tonight. United code: National Day is coming, happy fundraising!

It is eleven o'clock. If you dare to be unhappy on National Day, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one.

Shh! Don't talk! Guess what day it is today? Stop guessing and think about it, okay? Celebrate the world with gongs and drums! Oh! Today is National Day! Foreigners send short messages online. what are you reading? Invite me to dinner to celebrate National Day!

During the holidays, hotels are full and airlines are overcrowded. Why is a holiday more tiring than going to work? And ... It's also very expensive. I am family now, and so are you. Come to me!

The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. Love in the sky, love in the ground, how about a romantic National Day?

On National Day, I will have a family day trip and a bus trip. Activities include cleaning up the oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes, washing bedding and bringing your own lunch. 200 people can sign up as soon as possible.

National day blessing SMS

National Day is coming. I knitted a red sweater for you by candlelight. It was twisted with wool, and it said: Peace comes first, happiness comes last, and good luck comes last with thick shoulders. Wear it casually in the sleeve, intimate collar, and a pocket full of happiness. Wear it on your body, let the warmth wrap you, and let my heart accompany you through the holidays.

Meeting is a melodious song, acquaintance is a cup of mellow wine, getting along is flying like a wild goose, and knowing each other is Gu Teng. When you are quiet, you will always be silently blessed. May happiness and peace accompany your sweet life. Happy National Day!

Mountains can block the heights of heaven and earth, but they can't stop deep thoughts; Jingwei can open the distance, but can't stop the sincere feelings; Time can pass, and friends will be close no matter how far away they are. National Day is coming, send my best wishes!

Pick a thousand stars to light up your future; Plant a thousand roses, intoxicated with your mood; Fold a thousand paper cranes and release your joy; Find a thousand reasons to make you happy and peaceful; Say a thousand words to wish you a happy National Day reunion!

If I were a tear in your eyes, I would fall down your face and into your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would rather not cry, because I don't want to lose you in this life. Happy National Day from afar!

This is my blessing to you: distant dreams light a lamp, listen to my wishes, may your life be no longer scarred, may you have a safe journey, may all the good things fill your dreams, and may your holidays be happy and eternal!

Mountains can block the heights of heaven and earth, but they can't stop deep thoughts; Jingwei can open the distance, but can't stop the sincere feelings; Time can pass, and friends will be close no matter how far away they are. National Day is coming, send my best wishes!

With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, send a round blessing, so that those who love you love you more and those you love know you better! I wish you and your loved ones peace and happiness, and wish your parents health and happiness!

Friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth millions. In the light, I thought of my friend, and a little news brought a little good news. Treat friends as human beings and always remember their hearts. Wish you a happy holiday!