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Sweet and provocative love words
0 1 "Did you receive what I sent you?"
"What did you send?"
"My wishful thinking"
02 "When did my memory become so good?"
Remember to miss you when you wake up every day.
I ate a peach today. Guess what this is?
"If you miss your heart, there is nowhere to escape (Peach)"
04 "Do you like apples?"
"Then why don't you love me?"
05 "Didn't you say you wouldn't touch me tonight?"
"I'm not a bumper car, why should I touch you?
"Mo, you will be fine."
I just listened to a song, which was very emo.
"What song?"
"My heart aches without you (Song)"
07 "I went to class"
"What class did you take?"
"Miss your every moment (class)"
Do you know why I like Illicio Lez?
"Because it's delicious."
"No, because I like you, it doesn't make sense."
If you want to elope, don't find someone else.
"Come to me, come to me, come to me!"
10 "I went running today. Do you know how far I have run? "
"I ran a shape that loves you.
1 1 "What do you belong to?"
"Belong to a dog"
"Wrong"
"What's the matter?"
"You are not a dog, you belong to me."
12
"Don't you accompany your girlfriend?"
"I have no girlfriend."
"oh? Didn't you say there was always a goddess? "
"Am I not chatting with her?"
13
"Do you know what day it was yesterday?
"What day?"
"This is the day when I love you.
14 "The roundest moon, waiting for January"
"I have to wait for the sunrise all day tomorrow morning."
"My love for you will never stop."
15 "You only eat and drink all day now"
"Sleep, play games, what else?"
"And you!"
16 "Do you know where the ends of the earth are?"
"Where is it?"
"I don't know"
"But I am willing to take you with me."
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