Humorous greeting

A humorous person can always bring happiness, so a humorous greeting can also bring happiness. So what are humorous greetings? Let me tell you, welcome to read.

humorous greetings (selected articles)

1. A little woman, but I like her very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, miss you, and I can't wait to chew you!

2. I'm not afraid that the sun will not shine, and I'm afraid that my life will be out of order. I went home on Friday and called for registration, which surprised my wife. The daughter chats online and laughs, and the tail of the fish in the kitchen becomes warped. My wife barked with a spatula, and I tied my apron. What a nice weekend!

3. It's another Spring Festival! Special moment, special blessing, I wish you good health! Happiness is endless! Get what you want Have a good mood every day!

4. May the New Year bell ring the happy notes in your heart, and luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Spring flowers and autumn fruits, I will always be with you!

5. The moon has come and the sun has gone, and I have never left. They told me that only one person can pick up my stray dog, and that is you.

6. In this festival, may I be a firecracker, and the bursting happiness will add a smile to your face; I wish I were a lantern, and the dragging fire reflected red and warmed your heart. May my life be beautiful for you!

7. A world in a flower; In a cup of tea, there is a true feeling; A message, a greeting; A love, a lifetime blessing. At the beginning of the new year: a new beginning, releasing new hopes; New journey, struggle for new success.

8. At this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and realizing dreams. Wish you? Happy Spring Festival, happy holidays, good health and happy family!

9. I finally understand that I am the one you are looking for, and you are waiting for my appearance. When you call me, I am already in no way back, and my mind is blank, so I can only go to you? Traffic police.

1. I wore a cotton-padded jacket because it was cold; The umbrella was propped up because it rained; I texted you because I was wrong? Can you forgive me?

humorous greetings (recommended articles)

1. If a man can't get the understanding of a woman. Even if there is gold under your knees, so what. I knelt down to make 1% amends!

2. Do you want to be happy? Think about it! Pass on the secrets of your happiness: keep healthy, laugh more, control your feelings, be optimistic, exercise, keep in touch, be open-minded, make friends, work hard and be low-key. Practice hard to ensure happiness!

3. May the bright and festive Spring Festival symbolize and warm you every day and night of the year. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a happy New Year!

4. May your friends be safe and happy! Will this? Overweight? Best wishes to the most special friends in the atmosphere of the Spring Festival. Happy Spring Festival!

5. Friendship is sharing weal and woe in adversity, and giving everything to help each other; It is a good advice when you are wrong, illuminating each other; It is a sincere comfort when you are lost, and it is a timely help; It is to cheer together and share happiness when you are successful. I wish you happiness!

6. eighteen happy flowers; 28 married and became a family; Unit 38 is home; Four or eight children have finally been raised; 58, waiting to go home; Sixty-eight, tourism goes all over the world; Seven, eight, eight, support yourself. May you always be eighteen!

7. Love: You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me tired and miserable, so I sent short messages instead, which was exquisite and inexpensive!

8. I am a person who has a crush on you. From the first moment I saw you, I decided that you were the right person for my life, but my only regret is? Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.

9. Because of you, I feel that fresh air doesn't care whether there is sunshine or not! It is you who make my world beautiful!

1. It's the weekend. I hope you are in a very happy mood, live a carefree life, hum a little song, be happy and sweet, spill oil all over the floor, and close your eyes and fall asleep. Oh, my God, you are such a cute baby pig.

11. You are the one who loves me and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart and hold hands again?

12. Ducks are too noisy and always croak, kittens love coquetry, always meow, and puppies are always too noisy; You'd better count, even on weekends, stay in the circle and sleep. Wish you a happy weekend!

13. Midnight Ghost: In a village famous for corpse-driving in Xiangxi, just wear a black coat at midnight and comb your hair in front of the mirror. What will you see? Dandruff.

14. A white dove was educating her children. When she saw you just sunbathing, she said, See, if you don't study hard, you can only burn the boiler naked! Happy weekend, man!

15. In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts. Happy Spring Festival, congratulations on making a fortune, abundant financial resources and good health!

16. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

17. You have forgotten that you will not be beautiful in eternity, but as long as you are in the reincarnation, that is enough for me!

18. Are you all right in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what has changed is my appearance, and what remains unchanged is my heart that will always love you. I will do my best to make you happy in the new year and the days we have passed together.

19. In addition to the eternity of life, this world also has my accumulated love for you year after year, and my increasing concern day after day. Lover, happy new year!

2. A person's head is used for thinking, his hands are used for doing, and his feet are used for walking. What is the anus used for? Cut shit.

Humorous greetings (highlights)

1. Make money, get paid, it's time to have a rest after a busy week! I haven't contacted you for a long time. I hung up your money day and night. I miss you so much that I'm going crazy. Please treat me to hot pot at the weekend, even if you thank me, you'll be relieved!

2. Your performance makes me feel that my own taste is very low! Maybe that's what I am, and I just found out today. Your image has shrunk!

3. It's the weekend, and I solemnly tell you: Sleep when you're sleepy, lean on the sofa when you're tired, smile when you're happy, forget your troubles, enlighten me when you're depressed, invite me to eat sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!

4. Please forgive me this time. I promise I won't make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I'll wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

5. May cheerful songs haunt you all the time. May the happy years be with you forever. Bless you: Happy Spring Festival, good health, happy family and all the best!

6. Friend, may you fly across the vast sky, across the boundless wilderness and across the bright Milky Way until you stand on the top of the rainbow. I ask you to do the following three things: be sure to succeed, be sure to be happy, be sure to be happy!

7. Sorry! A million apologies, forgive me! No? Then give me a kiss! You can't? Ok, ok, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, ok? I'll give it to you. You can call me or scold me if you want.

8. I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can you forgive me? Honey!

9. From a distance, you are a beautiful woman smiling shyly in the wind, but from a closer look, it turns out that the old demon with bones is playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close look, it turns out that it is difficult for Bajie to have a full face. It's the weekend, don't frighten me to sleep!

1. It's almost the weekend. Shall we do an experiment? If you can stand and raise your hands, you can invite me to dinner this weekend. If you can stand with your feet high, I'll treat you to dinner this weekend. Try it quickly, reply to the message and tell me, I want to know the result!

11. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really didn't mean to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me.

12. Cold is a weather prank; Love is a warm seasoning. Fall in love no matter how cold it is, and talk about the world full of love; No matter how poor you are, you should send a text message to convey greetings to your heart: Dear, put on more clothes in cold weather and always feel good.

13. I put happiness into it? Tube? Son, wrap up your happiness? Article? Son, put the sweetness on? Wan? Son, with romance? Send? Wealth, persistent engraving? Whiteboard? , blessing through? East, west, north, south and middle? May happiness accompany you all your life.

14. You are an onion, growing in my heart, just as lush without soil and water; You are an onion, which blooms in my eyes. If you eat food without taste, there will be no food left for you. You are my shallots and onions, and I like you!

15. migrant workers feel: a nose, a tear; Dedicated to work, brave and fearless; In order to make a living, suffer hardships; Abandon one's family and career and live up to one's elders; Dare not expect, social status; It's all about stupidity and narcissism!

16. Xuege Xuejie: You personally took us into the school and led us into the big family of Haizhi. The memories you left behind will continue to grow with us in three years. I hope you will go all the way and create your own bright future.

17. What I want to hear most is your laughter, and what I want to see most is your happiness. May happiness accompany you forever. This is my most sincere blessing!

18. I hope you are on a new life path. Have a new beginning, a new starting point, have a good trip, go back to school more often, here are your wonderful memories.

19. We sowed the seeds three times in the spring of three hopes; Three golden autumn, we harvested three times; We have been honed by three hot summers and tested by three severe winters. Please don't forget this interesting and colorful time.

2. New clothes will get old and people will get old. Time goes by, but my love for you will last forever. Our vows will never change.