Humorous, classic and domineering sentences_Classic sentences

1. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: ups and downs, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation

2. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path Overcrowded.

3. I deeply hurt the person who loves me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. It wasn’t until I turned around and left that I realized that the heartbreaking voice was, in fact, It’s also my own

4. Don’t mess with me! Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and you couldn't even pick it off.

5. Chat and provide door-to-door service at night. (An epitaph)

6. After marriage, men are like tablecloths, appearing only when eating.

7. Don’t let your skin penetrate your flesh! 1. I will not let those who lift me up fall down; I will not let those who knock me down stand up until they die.

8. When I was poor, you were by my side; when I was sick and injured, you were by my side; when I was frustrated in love, you were by my side. You are so unlucky to be together.

9. Count money until your hands cramp, and sleep until you wake up naturally!

10. Is it tight? Not tight! Can you go in a little further? Just be careful and it should work! Does it hurt? It doesn't hurt! It feels so good! Just buy this pair.

11. The forest is so big, I can’t even find a tree to hang myself from!

12. It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I will become a dog and ignore you~~!

Thirteen, come on and find a woman to spoil me!

14. Baby, if you are cool, you will show your class, and if you are cheap, you will be creative. If you spend your whole day posing in front of men who have girlfriends, that's not sexy.

15. Sugar daddy is the gentlest way to rob the rich and help the poor.

16. It is said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are the most miserable, and they only live one day a year. I say they are actually the happiest! Who is missed 364 days a year?

17. People who are usually willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who truly love you!

18. Going back on my word is my style, betraying others and leaving relatives is my current situation, and living a long life is my result.

19. A young girl is valuable, but a young woman is more valuable. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away.

20. Clothes with two pockets are called student uniforms; clothes with three pockets are called suits; clothes that look like one pocket are called tunic suits; clothes with pockets everywhere, if not fashionable, must be begging for food The beggar.

21. The class teacher walked into the classroom angrily and said to the students: If you call me Chinese Zhang, I will tolerate it, but why did you call the new teacher Fan, who teaches politics, a political prisoner?

Twenty-two, not bad! People are forced out.

23. Life is like: the deaf hears the mute say that the blind see ghosts.

24. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; however, he also saw that there are no lovely friends in this world. Idiot, I also created you by the way.

25. I am not a casual person, I am not a human being when I am casual

26. The Frenchman said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, I invite you to eat rice dumplings, human flesh Stuffing, here comes the mummy

Twenty-seven, I was very happy to find two cents. I picked it up and saw that it was money from 1992. The money has expired

On Valentine's Day, I found the phone number of a girl I had a crush on in middle school and sent her a text message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, you drink half the bowl first, and I will put the remaining half in the After keeping you warm in her arms for a few minutes, she sent back a text message: Who introduced you? Four hundred at a time, seven hundred for the night.

29. Even Beckham doesn’t know, what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball! twenty four.

At the campus singing competition, the female judge commented to me: You have great potential, the only shortcoming is that you climax too slowly

Thirty. Something as dangerous as space walking is very safe, and drinking milk is so safe. Things are very dangerous!

Thirty-one, the book is profound and concise, summarizing the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

32. When I love you, whatever you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

33. Three wishes in life: first, to be able to eat, second, to be able to sleep, and third, to be able to laugh.

Thirty-four. He was only twenty-five years old and suffered from premature ejaculation at a young age.

35. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt.

36. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

37. A man’s biggest worry is his creditor, and a woman’s biggest worry is her lover.

Thirty-eight. As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

Thirty-nine. You must be my companion on the wedding day, because we promised We want to enter the palace of marriage together

When I was 40, I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said that Japanese people also use personal characters, and she agreed that whales are not fish.

41. The person burning incense may not necessarily be a monk, but it may also be a panda!

42. When I smile, my smile is full of the bohemian temperament of a poet. Behind this bohemianism, there are delicate and warm emotions. When I am silent, when I raise my head, I feel like a pure and graceful girl in the choir, and when I lower my head, I feel like a profound and elegant nobleman. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.

43. If there is only one mouthful of porridge left in the future, you drink it first. After you finish drinking, I will lick the bowl clean

44. I said: How can I thank you? Okay? I'll marry you! You say: How can I repay kindness with enmity?

45. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong and I am rich. Because I sold you to a pig!

46. During the injection, I said: I'm afraid of pain. The doctor said: Don't be afraid, I will push it in slowly!

47. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

48. Don’t force yourself into a world that you can’t enter. Why bother if you make it difficult for others and harm yourself? Classic domineering sentences

1. The cold water you pour on me, I will boil it and pour it back to you.

2. If you are not like a friend, it is better not to be a friend; if you are not like a lover, it is better to let go calmly.

3. Please be sure to return the heavy rain I missed in those years during military training.

4. When love is coming to an end, even a fart can be a reason to break up.

5. When I make friends, I don’t care whether they are fat or not. They are not as fat as me anyway.

6. In my next life, my surname will be Xia, and my name will be Xia Ke. Damn, which teacher dares to question me?

7. The result of rekindling an old relationship is to repeat the same mistakes, and the result of being passionate is to bring shame on yourself.

8. Talent is actually using the same intelligence as others in different ways.

9. It turns out that all my luck combined is not enough to make you fall in love with me, only enough for me to meet you.

10. In fact, the one who is always with you is your amazing self.

11. From every insignificant thing in my life, I always think of you again after a few turns.

12. Who will understand who is who, and who is not who.

13. Trees have no eyes, but fallen leaves are like falling tears.

14. Don’t be embarrassed to reject others. Those who have the nerve to embarrass you are not good people anyway.

15. Success is actually very simple. It means persisting when you can’t hold on.

16. The state is created by doing, not by waiting.

17. Sometimes you need a hard fall to know where you are now.

18. I don’t care about the prodigal son turning back. People who like me will stay true to their love from the beginning.

19. Love in a hurry is like walking in the desert. When the wind blows, there is no way out.

20. You were very happy at first, but then you learned to fall in love.

21. Looking at the angrily way you tear up the express package with your hands, you don’t look at all like a weak woman who can’t even unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle.

22. The person I love, I want to give you happiness with my own hands, but I don’t trust others!

23. In the next life, as a man, I will marry a woman as good as me.

24. Live a happy-go-lucky life with a calm attitude and worry too much about how to be happy.

25. When you hit the wall with all your heart, the wall disappears.

26. My kingdom is more than enough to bring you trouble.

27. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the street.

28. We are no longer children. We can’t be coaxed with just one lollipop, at least a bunch of them.

29. I used to like liveliness, but later I hated crowds. It is better to be alone than to be promiscuous.

30. I have drunk strong alcohol and loved bad people. I will never look back in the past and I will never give in in the future.

31. If you can't tolerate me, it means either you are too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

32. I never said that I like you, but you have been throughout my youth and no one can replace you.

33. Gu Liang, remember, only by living like a queen can you attract the king.

34. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised. This page is not written, and that page is not written.

35. Girls should try not to go out at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecue and late-night snacks and desserts all over the street. No one can stop them. If you just enter a house, you will gain a few pounds.

36. Walk your own path, take your own steps, and pay less attention to those rubbish who talk behind your back.

37. Once you hold her hand, don’t pretend to be my hero.

38. The most trust in a person is to copy homework and never doubt whether the other person did it right or wrong, just copy it from the book.

39. Woman, why don’t you be strong? You are an animal that will not die even if it bleeds for a week.

40. Since you have chosen the distance, you only care about the wind and rain; since your goal is the horizon, all you are left with is your back to the world.

41. Everyone’s past is a novel. No matter whether it is touching or not, the person who writes it always has tears in his eyes.

42. Life has forced me to be like a man, telling me how to go back to being a little bird and relying on others.

43. The trash cans in a class reflect the economic strength of the class.

44. Life is like a geared bicycle. Many people have never used some gears.

45. Dear Santa Claus, I don’t want candy, I don’t want chocolate, and I don’t want new clothes. Please put my boyfriend in my big sock on Christmas Eve. Make sure your head is outside. Thanks.

46. The feeling of suddenly knowing that I have overestimated my position in the hearts of others is like someone slapping me with ridicule. It is not specific, but it hurts.

47. Someone just sat next to me, and I just slapped him. How could he squeeze my invisible wings?

48. The best thing is to see someone smile; and the even better thing is to see him smile because of you.

49. Leaving with great fanfare is all a temptation, while real leaving is silent without saying goodbye.

50. Later, I lived a neat and casual life, but I could never learn to walk away like you.

51. Whether you study or not, the homework will only increase but not decrease.

52. The jade skin grows white bones in vain, not as good as the roar of the sword that makes the water cold.

53. If you cry when you miss the sun, then you will also miss the stars.

54. I thought time was the best remedy, but it turned out that only skin injuries were cured.

55. What cannot be said with the mouth will flow out from the eyes.

56. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living a beautiful life is a skill.

57. Diligence is the last thing I need after feeling cold-hearted.

58. Reconciliation is as easy as it was in the beginning. Instead of being suspicious of each other, it is better to go our separate ways. I will smile generously and walk magnanimously.

59. My feelings for my ex are very simple. Even if his partner comes to show affection in front of me, I won’t feel annoyed. It’s like watching someone else eat a bowl of fragrant braised pork rice. Smash it in your mouth. It was very loud, but I knew in my heart that I had eaten that kind of food and didn’t like it that much.

60. The best time is in the self-study class. You are reading and I am looking at you. The content is different, but the same intention.

61. The person you dream about in your dream should sleep with him when you wake up.

62. Cheating in exams, ** work together. Copying is the main method, and Mongolia is the supplement. A combination of copying and Mongolia is guaranteed to pass the exam. A few snitches, get out of class**.

63. Yellow sand can wear golden armor in a hundred battles, and Loulan will never be returned until it is broken.

64. It doesn’t matter if your brain is empty, the main thing is not to get wet!

65. No matter what note I use to give you, nothing can make people’s hearts beat faster than your name.

66. Carry your own dreams and taste your own tears.

67. The best love is probably that I admire you like a hero and you love me like a child.

68. Girls should be more domineering. When they meet a boy they like, they should be coy and grab the collar: I admire you very much, be my lackey!

69. We have dedicated our best time to school, but the school has to embarrass us with exams.

70. If you haven’t experienced my past, don’t comment on my present easily.

71. We are all like this. We fall unconscious during class, but when the bell rings, we feel full of energy!

72. The genius of the generation, Genghis Khan, only knew how to bend a bow and shoot at eagles.

73. If your ambitions change in the future, you will dare to laugh at Huang Chao for not being her husband.

74. Life is hard enough. If I have to listen to other people’s ideas even for the things I like, then I would be miserable.

75. According to my calculations, you can still take fifty steps back, but there are only five steps in life.

76. When you meet more people, you will understand which people are worth cherishing with your life, while some people are only suitable for detours.

77. If you give me a glimmer of hope, I will return your courage.

78. If you are a bit bad, others will think you are a coward if you act like a good person for a long time.

79. The most sadistic novel I have ever read is the chat history between you and me.

80. You don’t know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you in the face, and you don’t know how terrible people are until you let so-called friends hurt you.

81. If you don’t like me, you can pretend to be blind or die.

82. I am not a gray wolf. If I leave, I will never come back.

83. If you don’t shine, you shouldn’t blame others for their lack of vision.

84. Elementary school tuition fees are mouthful, junior high school tuition fees are pen, high school tuition fees are brain, and college tuition fees are traffic!

85. When it comes to taking selfies, one-third of them are determined by nature, and seven-tenths of them depend on filters.

86. I don’t know the origin of love. I am deeply in love once and for all, but no matter what, I am like a beautiful couple like a flower, but in the end I am no match for you, and the years are passing by like a fleeting time.

87. How to be friends with someone you like too much/, so we don’t want to be friends anymore.

88. If you don’t lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, make your secret love talk, and make your current girlfriend look good?

89. Life is like a road. You must walk out of the prosperous scenery in desolation.

90. Brother, let me throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it over.

91. The world will not be gentle to you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

92. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind.

93. Everyone is busy with their own joys and sorrows, so there is no time to care about your loneliness.

94. Love is firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea. Love is meeting at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau at 9:30 tomorrow morning.

95. Don’t be greedy for meaningless people or things. How can you free up the hands that are carrying garbage to receive gifts.

96. Be sweet in your mouth but cruel in your heart. It's time to stay, it's time to roll around. From now on, either endure it, be ruthless, or get out.

97. If you don’t know how to fold the clothes, I will do it later!

98. I don’t have time to be young seriously. When I understand, I can only choose to grow old seriously.

99. Someone asked me how to become aloof. I laughed, thinking that everyone was me.

100. Sometimes I take out my ID card when I feel that I have become ugly, and then I find that I am worrying too much. Humorous classic sentences

1: People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.

2: The mood of going to work is heavier than visiting the grave.

3: Life is actually very happy! It depends on which angle you look at it

4: Holding a kitchen knife in hand to chop the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

5: I am L’Oreal Paris, you deserve it!

6: I didn’t force you to grow up like Manyu Jiaxin, and you have no reason to force me to surpass Li Ka-shing.

7: I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

8: I have passed by a person countless times, and my clothes were all torn and there were no sparks.

9: I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

10: I lacked calcium when I was a child, but I lacked love when I grew up.

11: How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet

12: How far is forever? Just get as far away from me as you kid!

13: It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the most powerful leopard print skirt in history, red stockings, black boots and steel pipes

14: No matter how awesome Chopin is, I can’t compare to him. sad!

15: On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

16: Cherish life. If God still allows you to live, then there must be His arrangements.

17: Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

18: Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

19: Zhuge Liang had never led an army before leaving the mountain, why should I need work experience?

20: What unhappy things happened recently? Say it and make everyone happy!

21: As a typical failure, you are actually very successful

22: Don’t say I am arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with animals!

23: Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit it!

24: The physical education teacher in the junior high school said: Anyone who dares to wear a skirt in my class will be punished by making her stand on her head.

25: Low-key! This is the most awesome way to show off!

26: What you light is a cigarette, but what you smoke is loneliness

27: It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford to wear

28 : Sorry, the user you dialed is married

29: Thank you for your unfeeling, letting me learn to give up hope

30: Brother, you are not lonely. Because I am lonely to accompany my brother

31: Format myself just to delete you.

32: You have a happy heart and a happy face

33: Be happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

34: My sister never speaks human language, what she always talks about is mythology.

35: My sister is my sister, and I will never be surpassed!

36: Even if you want to cry again, you have to smile and say: Your uncle!

37: I not only have a car, but also a bicycle.

38: No one holds my hand, so I just put it in my pocket.

39: Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

40: A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true?

41: It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

42: I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed did not deceive myself.

43: Don’t pursue, don’t expect, don’t care, don’t miss, don’t be cowardly, don’t remember, don’t love.

44: Silence, this doesn’t seem to solve anything.

45: When you walk past me indifferently. . I knew that our past was all my own wishful thinking.

46: We torture each other. Is this really the love we want?

47: I will believe that the so-called eternity and eternity can be easily erased. Humorous classic sentences

1. Enemies become comrades mostly for survival, and comrades become enemies mostly for money.

2. They say you meet love around the corner. Damn, I wasn’t paying attention. Before I even reached the corner, I was hit by a car while turning!

3. Rich people eventually get married.

4. If pigs can fly, who will buy airplanes? Just ride a pig to heaven.

5. Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally making others smile.

6. Master, just follow me! After a long, long time, Master, please spare me!

7. First couplet: The heroes of the world are here to bow their heads. Second line: A chaste and virtuous woman in the world comes in and takes off her clothes and skirts. Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are righteous.

8. The most ridiculous love is that you love her and are still with me.

9. We do live a difficult life. We have to withstand all kinds of external pressures, and we also have to face our own inner confusions. When you are struggling, if someone looks at you with understanding, you will feel the warmth of life. Perhaps just a brief glance is enough to make me excited.

10. Studying hard now is for the future. If my son slaps someone in school, and the other person wants 10,000 yuan, I can take out 20,000 yuan and say, my son will slap him again

11 .Typhoon Thank you for suspending school for two days!

12. Pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity

13. I am a shy child, do what I like, follow the path I want to take, everything goes well. Of course,

14. I will boil the cold water you pour on me and return it to you.

15. Smile and let the people who care about you feel relieved. Don’t cry out, there are many people waiting to see you in pain.

16. Mistress, stop talking, it’s okay. People will like to see you look so mean

17. Where is the God of Cupid! ! ! ! !

18. One day I will be brilliant and I will let exam-oriented education meet the King of Hell.

19. After I die. I hope you will visit my grave often. Until then. I will also visit you often.

20. If one day everyone feels you are disgusting, don’t panic, change your mind quickly and come to me, I will tell you ----- get out.

21. Want to leave me, dream@ Want to let go and die@

22. The teacher said: After so many years of being a teacher, what kind of students have I never seen? I laughed: You don’t even think about how many years we have been in school, and there is nothing we haven’t seen before.

23. A teacher who teaches two classes always likes to say bad things about one class and the other class

24. Why do you have to use your brain to lose weight? Cells begin

25. If you don’t understand her, just stay and get to know her before leaving.

26. It’s so harmonious for an unmarried man and an unmarried woman to hook up and hook up

27. At noon on the hoeing day, my mother worked the hardest. She played mahjong in the morning and played Landlords in the afternoon.

28. There is always one person in the class who does homework very efficiently... Even though it is wrong, many people still use it to copy... When I was a student, I couldn’t afford it

29. Ever since I met your sister, I have made a commitment to you as a brother

30. Men are animals that think with their lower bodies

31. How many points does the teacher give me, how many years do I wish the teacher to live

32. Women are duplicitous animals and men are ruthless hunters

33. Don’t give you a chance to surrender. Force me to take out my gun

34. A smart person like me never says he is smart!

35. Why can’t homework be “copied” and “pasted” like a computer?

36. Whatever we like, we have either missed or already have an owner

37. I really want to find a pair of size 42 shoes and slap them on your 38 face

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38. Looking back, the one I remember most solidly over the years is actually 10086

39. Do you think I am strong enough to be invulnerable? Do you think you won’t be afraid if I am immune to all poisons?

40. Teacher, I’ve been saving my homework for the whole summer vacation, and I’m feeling emotional! Can I stop paying it?

41. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temper.

42. There is no best! ! There is only the second update~~

43.xs: Brother is trying to do things for his brothers, and he is trying to do things for his girlfriend! ! ! .

44. Come closer to me and don’t control;.

45. The saddest thing in the world is to feel that your stomach is hungry, but there is still a lump of meat when you pinch it.

46. If you dare to abandon me, will you dare to abandon me? Poor? Short? Frustrated? Ugly? Born in the 90s? No money? No house? No car? No background

47. Your mother told you to go home and watch fast boys = =

48 .The school made me understand what the temptation of going home is.

49. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the most important thing is not to let water in.

50. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

51. Don’t think that just because you are tanned, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot

52. The most fake sentence in the world is: “Students, let me tell you briefly. A few words! ”

53. [Those who laugh at me, please wash your teeth white first]

54. I don’t know that retro is popular recently

55. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but in the end he came ashore and we all drowned.

56. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, you think that I am unreachable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

57. My mother no longer has to worry about my studies. She holds a lighter and a textbook and doesn’t know where to click.

58. Sister, what you do is mix in society, and what you do is play charming. Brother, I am messing around with society, and I am playing with your sister.

59.- What I want to be is a king who is all about me, not a princess who can only rely on men for the rest of her life!

60.-Be sweet in your mouth and cruel in your heart. From now on, you should either endure it, be cruel, or get out