I'm chasing a girl. I want to send her a joke every day to make her happy. My jokes are really limited~~I'm here to help! ! !

Your bright smile makes wolves hang themselves; your gentle bark makes chickens fly and dogs jump; your chic stand fills the air with stench; you sweat with excitement and lice suffer; if you don’t dress up, You are uglier than a ghost; when you dress up, you will scare the ghost to paralysis!

If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the God of Happiness to give you. From now on, you will live a happy life. A carefree and happy life! Because~~it’s so silly!

I have countless friends in the past, but you are the only one deep in my heart. I have searched for you for thousands of times, but suddenly I look back and you are deep in the donkey shed! Eating grass and leaning against a tree, with a footcloth wrapped around his head. Wow! Whose donkey is so cool!

It is said that one day, you picked up a magic lamp from the roadside; you rubbed it, and a devil appeared; he said: I can grant you a wish! You said: I want to live forever, be invulnerable, and learn to swim! The result ~ click! You become a tortoise...

Under the crystal clear blue sky, the spring wind blows slightly, butterflies dance in the grass, and the fragrance of earth flows in the air. You lie there and sunbathe warmly. Holding my belly, I thought proudly: Ah, I will still be a toad in my next life!

Looking from the front you look like you have been run over by a car, and from the side you look like you have been gnawed by a donkey. You are the most shocking and most failed person in the history of human creation!

With your honor, people are disgusted by others, and ghosts are disgusted by ghosts. It is rare to scare a pair to death, but it is good to scare a whole car to death. I must withstand the pressure when talking to you! Full of righteousness! Only then can I not be intimidated by your stinky attitude! I have seen people who are lazy, stupid, and poor without food or water; only you~ can make everyone look ugly like never before

Thank you