How to write a leave note in classical Chinese? I want to take a day off.

Provide you with a model essay for reference:

The specific contents of the leave note are as follows:

If the husband leaves yellow leaves to bid farewell to the Golden Festival, the osmanthus blossoms, which is colder than the west wind, the apes scream cold, and the insects scream cold, so the smoke barrier does not fall, and the atmosphere continues, so that the throat is like swallowing charcoal, the mouth is in the soup, and the body is dry, the five senses are seven, and the car is difficult to travel, so it becomes a city and the pool is destroyed.

The student who wrote this note is named Li Yuxin, a junior majoring in Chinese language and literature in the School of Cultural Communication of Zhejiang Sci-Tech University.

Speaking of his leave note, Li Yuxin is a little shy. He said that the meaning of the leave note is very simple, that is, because I have a cold and my throat is uncomfortable, I am sorry that I can't go to class.

"I caught a cold that day, my mouth caught fire and I was annoyed all over. I asked my roommate to bring me a leave note. I didn't expect to be sent to a circle of friends by my classmates. " Li Yuxin said that he just applied what he learned in class to practice, but he didn't expect it to get so hot.

Li Yuxin usually kicks books in his hand and schoolbag, reads ancient books every day, and sometimes imitates a good paragraph and writes a short article. He also writes some small poems to record his life. In his view, life is beautiful and poetic, and the romance of words allows him to freely express his love for life.

Teacher Zhou Liyan of China Modern and Contemporary Literature Ideological Trend Course of Zhejiang Sci-Tech University collected notes.

"When I first saw this unique leave, I was very surprised. No student has ever written such a unique leave note before. " Zhou Liyan said that she thought it was interesting at first, but when she thought about it again, she was very moved. Chinese students even wrote a unique leave note, not only because of his talent, but also because of the intention behind it.

Zhou Liyan was also impressed by the description of "swallowing charcoal in his throat", and later brought fruit to Li Yuxin to reward his "seriousness".