Ironic remarks

1, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please respect yourself.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

6. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

8. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

9. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

10, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

1 1. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

12, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

13, the person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!

14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

16, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

17, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

18, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.

19, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

20. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

2 1, the villain is shameless, and he values profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

22, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

There are many kinds of villains. "Ordinary people" and "despicable people" are different. There are good villains and bad villains. The average bad guy is a good guy. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

24, the heart is a gentleman, the heart is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

If you are unfaithful, your relatives must be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

25. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

26. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

27. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

28. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

29, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

30. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

3 1, sorry to make you laugh.

32. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

33. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

34. Your appearance is refreshing.

35, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a hooligan later!

36. I am innocent. I am sorry for the people and the party.

37. You watch the rooster die and the dog turn over.

38. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

39, you said I was nervous, come120; You called me sentimental, which alarmed 1 10. It rains when you cry121; Call me when you are angry 1 19.

40. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

4 1, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

42. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

43. You broke the rules!

3 1, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

37. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

46. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

47. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you go?

49. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

50. Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.

A classic sarcastic sentence _ sarcastic words

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

Mosquitoes will want to commit suicide if they bite your face.

It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

5 snoring loudly when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.

Go on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Uncle, you look great, like a wooden stick.

As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.

Even if 10 is a piece of shit, I will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

1 1 Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

13 If the teacher loves you, you should love yourself and don't be shameless.

14 I live like a fool, but I don't know that there are idiots laughing at me.

15 Some people don't know whether your quality is low or that of your parents.

16 It's better to fight the wise than to talk to someone!

I'm sorry to make you laugh!

18 People invent clothes to hide their shame, and take off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between civilization and clothing.

19 life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation.

Will anyone in the world admit that they are afraid? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for not daring.

2 1 About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

You look like a car accident.

Recently, I have been under great pressure, and eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others. . .

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood, give you some color and you will open a dye house.

You look very creative and have a lot of courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention.

You are so smart, you know you are alone.

You were kissed by a pig when you were a child!

Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.

I like you so much that you will die.

3 1 don't tell me when you break up: in fact, you are very good. So you still dumped me?

32 experts, specially for everyone.

Failure is terrible, but the success of friends is even more worrying.

34 unfilial, relatives will be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest waste in human history.

You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

It's sunny for 37 days. When the rain stops, you think you can come again.

Professor 38 talks about organic chemistry polymers on the platform. He first drew a phthalein key on the blackboard to tell everyone that this is a' eunuch'. Let's give him a methyl group. ...

Stupid people are not stupid, but smart.

Are you out of your mind? You didn't arrange a water pipe, did you?

4 1 The news said: As a grass-roots cadre, people's affairs are their own. Then he went on to say that most of his own affairs are trivial matters.

42 people are not smart and bald like others! !

What kind of animal are you?

Clothes make the man, and gold depends on Buddha. But the essence is still the essence, just like you, whether it is Li Ning or Adidas, it can't be everything. . .

A slap can't fasten you to the wall.

Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

You look innocent. You look sympathetic to the people.

The difference between 48 people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

49. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

5 1 Anyway, don't let me see you again. If I see you, I will destroy you!

I looked at him regretfully and said: Can surgery be cured?

If you live, you waste air; if you die, you land.

Wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw the super watermelon.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

There is a face of robbing a bank and a blue finger, which really makes me sick!

You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

The grass is growing in the sea, so why unrequited love for a flower?

You pervert, don't forget to look back at your mother when you are born!

60 kindergarten-level high school students, frog head has congenital Mongolian disease.

6 1 after all, this is not a society that everyone loves. You'd better restrain yourself.

If a professor is not afraid of death, it is very terrible. But if a professor is afraid of this and that and says nothing, the society will be even more terrible.

After hearing what you say, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

Can you demonstrate the so-called escape, physical performance?

If a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

When you smile, the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When you look at it, the world is shocked. You sweat, lice suffer. You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you.

Boss, two Jin of happiness, take it home and feed it to the dog!

7 1 related to Zhong Wuyan, but not to Xia Yingchun.

You chased me naked for two kilometers, and as soon as I got back, I was considered a gangster!

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

The anger of mediocrity, grab the land with the head.

Men love fuck, women love money! Men love each other without conscience, and women pretend to have an orgasm with their eyes closed! In fact, life is not easy, all TM depends on acting!

It's shameless of an animal to pretend to be an honorable gentleman!

What's wrong with you today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

There is no fish when the water is clear, and there is no invincible when people are cheap!

You are a cucumber, so you need to shoot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

I didn't say you were shameless. I said shameless people are just like you.

8 1 Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

I want to say that you are an idiot, and I am praising you.

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to come out and scare people!

You look very fauvism!

It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.

You look illegal!

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

I can't find you in Baidu, so I have to go to sogou!

I think a lot, but I feel a lot.

The flies in the crown are no more noble than those in the toilet.

9 1 Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

Why does the moon look at you and laugh? Are you an idiot?

You don't need to carry a weapon when you go out. You look like an excellent weapon, so deadly.

Humus deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

When there are legends in the rivers and lakes, if it is not full of storms, I am sorry for the audience.

What are you like when the east is not bright and the west is bright?

98 How did a man die? Seeing a beautiful woman die, she was holding a beautiful woman in her hand.

The lowest goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring and a little field.

Look at you eating for a week and you've lost weight!

10 1 If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

102 There are no elixirs in the world, but more people are wishful thinking, and some people start selling them.

103 You are very creative, but I know ugliness is not your intention. People over 90 years old are surprised to see this kick hit the ground, and people under 9 years old are also surprised. I hope God won't lose his temper, and I hope you live bravely. Set off the beauty of the world with your ugliness!

104 when arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

105 Your growth slowed down the Internet speed, and your growth consumed too much memory.

106 disgusting mom cried disgusting, why? Because it's disgusting

107 who can not shoot for 90 minutes ~ ~ China national football team ~ ~

108 international face, universal.

Uncle 109, please sign my name in the spouse column for me!

1 10 My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

1 1 1 The source of the stinking garbage man's words.

1 12 Your long figure is out of proportion.

You are disgusting. How dare you go out?

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

Your appearance is refreshing! !

1 16 I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

A sarcastic sentence, remark

1, you are breathtaking and creative!

You look like flying sand and stones.

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to run out and scare people.

4. Without you, how can you set off the beauty of the world?

5. You look so fucking postmodern.

6. There is an orangutan in the zoo, which is extremely ugly. I throw up at the sight. He vomits at the sight. When you look at it, the orangutan vomits.

7. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

8. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

9. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

10, MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

1 1, nothing, nothing to eat.

12, international face is universal.

13, can the operation be resumed?

14, you look like the scene of an accident.

15, your appearance is inaccurate and the proportion is not good.

16, you look fresh!

17, why cover your face with your ass!

18, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

19, need to be rebuilt.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

2 1, damn it, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

22. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

23. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

24. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

25, you grow slowly, you grow too much memory.

26. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

27. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

28. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

29. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you will be easily hit.

30. Your appearance broke through human imagination. ...

3 1, you look very fauvism!

32, you haven't fully evolved, it's really hard for you to be like a person.

33. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

34. He looks innocent, sorry for the people and the party.

35. You look illegal!

36, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a rogue later!

37, white inside and red, different; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.

38. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

39. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? -Ironic sentences