Funny love words to make your wife happy, WeChat sentences to make your girlfriend happy (50 sentences)

1. I found that you are a liar. You are much more beautiful in person than in the photos.

2. What’s coming up at the conference: the leader speaks and takes the lead in applauding. The leader sings and adjusts the sound. The leader takes a bath and scratches his back. The leader picks up girls and stands guard.

3. The liberation of the old click-four-six winds immediately established the view that the flying general opened the French-Kennedy equivalent aircraft. Do you understand? A pig is also wondering?

4. Every time I feel frustrated, I recall your smile and your encouragement. They make me face it with strength. Thank you!

5. I wish you: a relaxed and comfortable work, never losing money when playing cards, increasing number of deposits, pockets full of dollars, beauties crowded in front of your bed, full of energy, and always feeling proud.

6. When I have you during the day, I have dreams, and when I have dreams at night, I have you. You should take good care of yourself and don't catch a cold or have a runny nose; if you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

7. With the accompaniment of stars, I will play you the most beautiful love song with my heartstrings, traveling through time and space, lingering over the years; embracing the mountains and rivers, I will take the most beautiful photo of you with my true feelings, which will be preserved for a lifetime, sweet. years.

8. I’m not happy to say that your crappy camera has broken pixels, and the things you take are all mosaic-free.

9. Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? It has been a long time since I sent you flowers. You have been working hard for your family. I am here to send you a bouquet of flowers via text message. Wife, thank you for your hard work!

10. "What do you think about every day?" "Miss you"

11. On this day for women, I have something to say to you, This is what I have always wanted to tell you, that is - I have two lives: once when I was born, and once when I met you!

12. There is pressure at work every day. Go to work and get off work on time, and you can do a good job. Wife, no matter how hard or tired you are, I will support you, so do your job well. !

13. Congratulations on winning the grand prize. Please go to the People's Bank of China with your saber, shotgun, and cannon at 10 o'clock tonight to collect your prize.

14. "Have you ever encountered something that made you laugh or cry?" "I can't get you even if I cry, and I can't get you if I laugh."

15. The minimum goal of college students : Peasant woman, mountain spring, some fields.

16. I wish you good health and may you lose all your teeth; may you have a smooth journey, but may you disappear along the way; may you walk well, may you fall down along the way; may you be happy every day, but may you always be abnormal; may you always smile, and you deserve it!

17. "If the night is too difficult" "Then I will accompany you day and night"

18. If autumn goes, I will love you in the snow. If the world disappears, I Will love you in heaven. ...

19. Xiaozhu established a club and said: If members want to be called by nicknames, call me Xiaozhuzhu! Puppy: Call me Puppy! Kitten: Call me Kitty Cat! Xiaoji blushed and said he had something to do and left first.

20. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

21. "You don't need to distinguish between east, west and north" "You just need to remember to follow me"

22. I feel that I have a high IQ when I press down. I pressed it down quite humorously, and I felt that I was quite charming and pressed it down. Test result: quite shameless!

23. I set up a boat of love in the river of time and take you deeper into happiness. Let the sincere vows create ripples of happiness and accompany us into the future: I will never waver in my love for you in this life.

24. "After I met you" "I am not afraid of wind and rain" "But I am afraid of separation"

25. Last night I asked the mosquito to find you and let it tell you that I miss you very much. , and ask it to kiss you for me. If you ask me how much I miss you? If you ask me how deeply I love you? Look, the big bag represents my heart.

26. Take good care of yourself, I don’t want to wait until the next life to love you again.

27. I wish the new year to be smooth sailing, with two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace in all seasons, five blessings, good luck, seven stars shining high, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine concentricity, and perfection

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28. Don’t be afraid of fake goods, rebates will do the trick; don’t be afraid of expensive food, just public funds will do; if you don’t have to study hard, it will do if you have a father; if you don’t have high grades, just the backdoor will do; transfer is not difficult, just give gifts.

29. If I ride a horse, you can call me the groom; if I drive a car, you can call me the coachman; if I am an accountant, what should you call me?

30. No matter how far the kite flies, the string is always in the hands of the kite flyer. No matter where I am, my heart will always be with you. My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday.

31. "I may have been absent from your past" "I hope you will not be absent from my future"

32. I dreamed of you yesterday, really, the sky was so bright and quiet , the sun is so bright, the sea is so vast as far as the eye can see, you are on the blue seaside, I take a stick and poke it, hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard.

33. Wife, I miss you. I send you a text message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don’t know where you are at this time, so I have to put it in my heart!

34. You can rest assured that Ofu will pretend to be pitiful in order to stay with you.

35. If I could, I would spend every minute and every second of my life with you.

36. Wife: I love you! Happy New Year! Thank you for another year of hard work! I wish you good luck in your work in the new year! In good health! Keep up the hard work! Thank you:

37. The clouds also go and the wind goes away, hiding on the other side of the mountain; you go and I go too, we can’t help but hold hands; love goes and loves goes, the boat floats on the water; melons and melons Take a bite and it will fill your heart with sweetness.

38. "Now my heart is burning with fire" "I urgently need you to come in and open up"

39. I am willing to run to increase your happiness and to work for your happiness. . Your smile is my treasure, and your satisfaction is my beauty. My dear, may you be happy!

40. Maybe no matter how hard I try, I can’t get into your heart, because you don’t belong to me.

41. I miss you 9 times, 8 photos and 7 photos It’s you, 5 of the 6 puppies look like you, 3 of the 4 bones belong to you, it must be you with two paws on the ground, I really want to lead you every day.

42. No clothing is more suitable than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

43. You can tell an elegant person by looking at his back; you can tell an enterprising person by hearing his footsteps; you can tell a kind person by looking at his smile; and you can tell an outstanding person by looking at you! I wish you a good mood every day!

44. You are no longer in my eyes because you are already in my blood; you are no longer in my blood because you are already in my heart. My dear, no matter where I am, you are the only one for me.

45. “Before I met you, I never thought about getting married.” “After I met you, I never thought about anyone else when I got married.”

46. “When did you cheat on me?” "I'm still waiting outside the wall"

47. Either say it on your lips or hide it in your heart. Anyway, it's you. Love each other and think about each other. It doesn’t have to be seeing each other every day, what will always be there is the thought in the heart: Dear, take care of yourself.

48. Rule 1: The wife is always right. Rule 2: If your wife is wrong, please refer to Rule 1.

49. I have loved many people and a few people have had enmities and grudges, and now they are all passers-by who don’t even say hello when we meet.

50. “I know it’s not good to stay up late” “But I need your sleeping pill”