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Christmas message

1. When winter comes, I hope you will be healthy and happy forever, just like a kettle on the stove. Even if your ass burns red, you are still whistling happily and your nose is bubbling. Christmas is coming, my friend, I wish you a happy holiday ~!

If an old man with white beard climbs in from the window and puts you in a bag, you must not panic. At that time, I told Santa Claus that what I wanted most was a friend like you!

There are no gifts or big meals, but I care about your heart and my most sincere wishes: Happy New Year! Friends' concern and help funeral March, I wish you a happy new year!

I am a man who once hurt his mouth in Geshi Street and believed in mud. Coconut is a man who kisses me in the new year. I kiss my waist, and the mail grabs short mud. I promise to stay in the food and mark my letter! My waist is narrow, scaring the wild orangutans loose the mud! Hey, Qin is lowland, it's going to be muddy! Merry Christmas!

5. A catty of peanuts, a catty of dates, good luck always runs with you, a catty of apples, a catty of pears can't be lucky without you, a catty of oranges, a catty of bananas roll into your pocket, a catty of grapes, a catty of oranges, a catty of mangoes and a catty of melons. Merry Christmas!

6. I want to turn all happiness into cream, all blessings into chocolate, and all happiness into cakes-throw them to you ~! Then say: Merry Christmas!

In this foreigner's festival, I really want to enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere with you, but you and I are separated, so I have to whisper to you here: Merry Christmas, dear!

8. Christmas is really lonely because you are not around; In fact, I really miss you, and I really want you to spend this romantic Christmas Eve with me. . . . Merry Christmas, baby ~!

9. I don't need any expensive gifts or solemn vows. I just need your sweet smile as my most precious Christmas present this year.

10. Recently, a short message virus code-named "Christmas greetings" is becoming popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please reply immediately to avoid infection.

1 1. Take off your socks and give them to me. I want to be a Christmas husband and give you my best wishes. Be good and don't be too moved. Merry Christmas.

12. In winter, I gently pushed open the window, watched the snow fall and wished the branches sprout, so I remembered you in the distance and wanted to send you a message. Are you okay? Wish you-Merry Christmas!

13. I made a quiet wish under the Christmas tree. I hope that on this quiet night, my thoughts can fly to your side with the floating mood, leaving a beautiful Christmas Eve for you and me!

14. I let the blessings of love turn into sparkling snowflakes, kiss your cheeks and melt in your heart. Merry Christmas to you, dear!

15.65438+February 25th If you find anything insulting in your socks! Don't be afraid! That's a gift from Santa Claus-me.

16. Love is snow, love is a flower, and it becomes snowflakes floating in your home. The bell rings, the deer runs and brings my heart to you. On Christmas Eve, it is beautiful to have you and me on the carnival night!

17. Not only will I miss you on such days, but only on such days can I harass you and tell you to have a happy Christmas! Happy New Year! Happy every day!

18. Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the star made two wishes; One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

19. This festival is like a key, which opens up my thoughts these days. The clouds of blessing are detailing our expectations-Merry Christmas to you!

The latest news is that Santa Claus will give gifts by bike this year. If you want a gift, please send me a message and I will tell you his route! Hurry up! It's out of date!