Are there any funny messages?

1. It was last year when we took the teacher qualification exam. At that time, our school was in a serious position, but the teaching funds were not postponed. Then, a few days before the exam, the Education Examinations Institute sent a text message to let candidates take precautions. Almost 80% of the candidates in our school gave feedback to the examination institute, asking him to postpone the examination without exception.

2. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: "If you don't call it warm, roll a few more dung balls, what will I eat in winter!" " "

There are some things you should know! The sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind; You are used to stew vermicelli!

Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, "Are you a brother?" If you are a brother, do it! ! "

5. Wolf knocks at the door: Rabbit, open the door!

Rabbit: Coming!

Matu: Don't drive, he's a wolf.

The wolf sighed, alas! It's easy to cheat girls, but it's too difficult to cheat women!