Humorous words make your girlfriend happy.

1, nothing special, just want to hear your voice. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart! I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day. The story is long and the ending is short. I started the story and it ended with you. Give an ending and marry me. No matter how strong the sun is, no matter how raging the storm is, no matter how bleak the night is, no matter how hopeless the hope is, I will never leave your house if you persist in not forgiving. I really didn't expect you to be so sad. Excuse me! 8. Your words have been locked in my memory. Please keep the key for my whole life. 9. I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating! 10, love is the true love between you and me, caring for each other, holding hands and growing old together! 1 1, what I pursue in my life is only in a place with you and your time. 12, I don't allow you to be elegant, don't care about the temperature, put on more clothes, you will catch a cold in cold weather, no matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes! 13, I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you. I am willing to be with you forever! 14, the original waiting can be so beautiful, because I love you. 15, I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations. 16, the best love is probably that I worship you as a hero and you love me as a child. 17, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms. 18, at the wrong time and place, everything is right as long as you meet the right person. 19, I keep you in my heart. 20. In fact, I was shrouded in darkness. It was the day you came, and the sun began to shine. 2 1, listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way! 22. For a woman, money is not the point, the point is that you can be with her at every critical moment. 23. Love means different times, different places and different people. Only you and I are the same. Time is changing, space is changing, and the only constant is my infinite yearning for you. 24. It has nothing to do with romance. I just don't think I can miss you anyway. 25. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you ... 26. I love you, with the enthusiasm in my past worries and my childhood loyalty ... 27. There is always someone whose short message can make me smile immediately. I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine! 29, miss you, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter. 30. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime. Humorous words make your girlfriend happy 2 1 I watched her for a long time in the park. She sat there quietly, drinking beer, her eyes were red, as if she had something on her mind. In an instant, all kinds of questions about this mysterious beauty flashed in my mind. Seeing her drinking the third can of beer on the bench, she looked around, and there were still many chats waiting for the opportunity. She couldn't hesitate any longer. I got up the courage to go forward first and asked her with concern, "Girl, do you still want this jar?" 2. The study style in the university is not good, and no one likes taking classes. No one will go at the end of the term. A buddy obeyed and went to class. As a result, he went to a classroom that could accommodate 100 people. As soon as the teacher is moved, he should draw the key points for him. As a result, this buddy came to a sentence: teacher, I didn't bring my book ... 3. A high school classmate is a troublemaker and is often cleaned up by his father. One day, his mother was on the night shift, and his father was drunk and fell asleep when he came back. The classmate secretly put on his sister's lipstick and then kissed his father's face. His mother came back from work in the morning. Seeing his father's appearance, I picked up my shoes and called him dad ... 4. A beggar was begging on the roadside, and an arrogant rich second generation passed by, took a disdainful look, took out a coin and threw it on the ground. The beggar bent down to pick it up and accidentally dropped a tea egg from his pocket. The rich second generation immediately knelt down and cried, "Are you experiencing life?" 5. The cold is very uncomfortable. She sent a text message "I have a cold" to her boyfriend lying in bed, and decided to kick him if the other person answered "Drink more water". After a while, the mobile phone vibrates, and the short message reads: "Open the door." This big idiot! Who sent him! She got up and rushed to the door as fast as she could, when her mobile phone shook again. She opened the door with one hand and excitedly opened it with the other: "Breathe more fresh air and exercise more." 6, my family's small business, neighbors, neighbors have a local dog, all kinds of good. There are usually uncles playing cards at the door. One day, an uncle held a card in his left hand and a popsicle in his right hand. When playing cards, he took a bite by the way and then hung his hand to one side. The dog squatted behind him without saying a word, put down his hand and licked it, and never licked it again. Everyone didn't talk until the uncle and the dog finished eating the popsicle ... 7. He likes a girl sitting in front of him in the study room. After countless struggles, he handed the girl a note: hello! I've been watching you for a long time. Can I be your friend? I went back to do the problem. After reading it, the girl packed her books and went to his seat to ask, I'm leaving. Do you want to go with me? Next, he said something that may be the most classic in his life: Go ahead, I still have some problems to do ... 8. A girl came to class and introduced herself: "I may not be the smartest, I may not be the most beautiful, I may not be the best, I may not be the most humorous." Everyone in the class praised her modesty. After class, I saw her name and realized that her name was Wei. "No.9, finished! It's over! ! I thought there was no one outside the toilet, but as soon as I came out, I met two uncles who smoked and looked at me with strange eyes! So I just said before washing my hands with the induction tap, "Spirit of Holy Water, Undine! Please swear by you and me to show your strength of abundant rebirth and clean my arm! "They must have heard everything! Ah, ah, ah! 10, when I was in high school, my deskmate slept in chemistry class! The teacher found out, and then said to me: Aye! That classmate, can't you care about your deskmate? I looked at the teacher apologetically, then carefully took off my coat and put it on my deskmate ... 1 1, on a business trip for 2 months, and arrived home this morning. My wife is still sleeping in a daze. It's better to say goodbye than to get married. I couldn't help being excited, so I leaned in my wife's ear and shouted, Your husband is back! Then my wife suddenly panicked and muttered, go, go! Then ... then I lit a cigarette silently. 12, yesterday on the bus, it was so crowded that I couldn't stand it, so I shouted, "Stop squeezing, stop squeezing, put your hands in other people's pockets! "Many people around me looked at me in unison and kept their distance from me, which made me feel much more comfortable. 13, "Does the handsome guy get a haircut?" "yes. Haircut! Ordinary washing, shearing and blowing. No dry cleaning, no ignorant little sister choking her, no chief designer. Don't perm and dye your hair for positioning, and don't charge 50% off for 2000 and 30% off for 5000. Just cut it short. From now on, whoever speaks first is an asshole. Then the barber shaved a hole in his head ... 14, and a child stood by the blacksmith's shop and watched the blacksmith strike the iron! The blacksmith hated her a little, so he took out the red-hot iron and put it in front of the child to scare him! The child winked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I will lick it!"! ""Hearing this, the blacksmith immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl! The child took the money, licked it with his tongue and put it in his pocket ... 15. There is a little cousin at home who graduated from college for three years and has no boyfriend. One day, her father was drunk and asked her, "Why don't you fall in love?" No one is chasing? "My sister replied," No, there are too many people chasing me, so I chose among them and haven't chosen yet. "Her father suddenly smiled and said," I like my daughter's personality. No one is chasing her, but she dares to brag. "My sister collapsed in an instant ... 16. I am nearsighted and don't like wearing glasses. Once when I was crossing the school bridge, I saw a round thing running towards me in the distance. I thought it was a puppy. I immediately squatted down excitedly, still screaming in my mouth. I didn't find it until the object touched me. That's ... basketball! Emma. The way the owner of basketball looked at me! 17, playing in my room with my dad when I was a child. He was playing with a lighter, and then my dad went to burn plastic bags while he was playing. It burned a little, I think it burned my hand, and then he threw it away. Later, he burned the quilt and mosquito net! Mother heard the smell outside and came to put out the fire. She asked Dad what was going on. My father said calmly, I was burned playing with a lighter. At that time, I looked at my mother innocently and helplessly, and my mother beat me. The father finally said, stop fighting, the child is not sensible. 18, I had a class in the same grade when I was in technical secondary school. More than forty boys and a girl. She's beautiful. All the male students had PK for half a semester, from daily homework to breakfast to exams. Everything is thoughtful. Finally, the girl fell in love with a boy in the foreign teacher class. The next day, everyone stopped talking to her in class ... 19. A man took a fancy to a beautiful woman on a blind date, so he took the initiative to strike up a conversation and said, I feel that we have some kind of fate. And said he had a rich father. The woman talked with him and asked about his family, and then she never contacted him again. Later, the so-called fate was unfortunately confronted by himself-this beautiful woman became his stepmother. 20. A scolds B: "You are shameless." B asked, "Do you want it?" A casually replied, "No."B smiled and said, "So you are shameless. "Humorous words make your girlfriend happy 3 1. I want to make up a humorous story to tell you that I have been joking for four years, but I am afraid of getting wet in a clean autumn. Please forgive me. 2. Give me a happy mood and let me learn to smile; Give me an extension of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; Give me a quiet mind and let me learn to be safe; Give me a message, let me no longer be indifferent; Life without you is just upset. Don't be angry, shall I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me back ten yuan. Can't you guess with a polite expression? The answer is ... I owe (apology! I can't bear to leave your kindness to me. I can't bear to part with my love for you, my memories of the past and my thoughts of the present, my little past and the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me. 5, love you, involuntarily; Miss you, no way; Hurt you, love is not what you want; Regret, deeply grieved; Please let bygones be bygones; I expect you to let bygones be bygones; Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Forgive me, give me a message! I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years. 7. Unintentional mistakes make you unhappy; It was an accident, please forgive me; Inner regret, sincere apology; I hope you can accept it and give me a chance. Sorry, forgive my mistake, come back to me, don't be angry! 8. Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old! 9. There is a dormant period after volcanic eruption, a buffer period after braking, and a reflection period after quarreling. Reflection conclusion: I have a bad temper. I will make a good transformation in the future and give a smiling face! 10 baby, it's all my fault. I love you ... 1 1. My love for you will not change until the end of the world. 12, think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me! 13, I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring. 14. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. 15 My world is only understood by you. 16, I keep you in my heart. 17, I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to stay with you and accompany you. 18, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it. 19, whatever I want in this life and the next, it's you. 20. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. 2 1, if I tell my inner guilt, I'm afraid you think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless. Please answer the phone at once. I have a sincere heart ready to confess to you. 23. When I am alone, I always regret our past, but when I face you, I make mistakes again and again. Can you tell me how to get rid of it? 24. Did I dial the wrong number? I have recited your heart code in my mind countless times, but I can't open it. I tried to regret, pray, talk and cry, but they wouldn't open. Tell me what to do. I panicked, okay? 25, love you, involuntarily; Miss you, no way; Hurt you, love is not what you want; Regret, deeply grieved; Please let bygones be bygones; I expect you to let bygones be bygones; Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Forgive me, give me a message! Day and night can't stop us from thinking deeply. 27, adults calm down! It's all my fault that the little one made a mistake and caused so much pain to the adults. This is my grief, and I will try my best to make adults laugh happily! 28. I am too busy to remember the time, and I am willing to accompany you to the ends of the earth; If you don't live to be a hundred years old, say you love you for ten thousand years. If you can't pick the stars, I will give you a blue sky. Dear, no matter how the world changes, I will always be infatuated with you. 29. I'm sorry I said something I shouldn't have said, which made you sad. I regret it. I won't say anything to make you sad, and I won't do anything to make you sad. I just want us to be happy together. I really love you! 30.forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!