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Five old sayings are sweet and refreshing, "beauty is exquisite" is exquisite woman VS affectionate man!
Open your eyes again and go back to four years ago. Gillian, dressed in exquisite clothes, blushed and gave the future new emperor a coquettish look among thousands of people. Unexpectedly, the future new emperor, the King of Qi at this time, put aside his eyes in disgust: attracting bees and butterflies, shameless! Gillian frowned and lost in thought: It was agreed that I fell in love with myself at first sight four years ago, and it was hard to restrain myself. If given the chance, I am lucky enough to live another life, and Gillian should have twice the return of her last life.
She sang all the way and was invincible, forgetting the king of Qi. It is this spring breeze that suddenly falls into a fiery and vicious embrace. The king of Qi buckled her waist and gnashed his teeth: "Run after teasing?"
Copywriter: Fu Jia is a bureaucrat and an official in Pixian County, who has seven things as big as sesame seeds. All glory, all glory, all glory.
At the beginning of their marriage, the Fu family's expectation for their future son-in-law was this: it doesn't matter if they live for a long time, they will burn high incense if they don't rebel.
After marriage, the Fu family's expectation for the established son-in-law is: It doesn't matter if you rebel or not, just don't bully my daughter (sister).
Then one day, Fu's mother entered the palace and saw her daughter lying on her son-in-law's back, clamoring for the "Dragon Horn".
Fu mother: ... commit iniquity!
-I thought it was just a dusty pearl, but I didn't want to become a proud dragon.
Copywriter: Will you get rich after becoming famous? No kidding, an annual salary of 42 is enough for food and clothing.
The emperor gave a low-rent house, called the official residence, which rented one or two taels a month, and lived for one year, but it was 12 taels of silver.
I really can't save any money.
I told my colleagues that the person living next door earns an annual salary of 3620, which is just a windfall!
I said I'd rather dream than see who lives next door. Can a young player like me mess around?
Copywriter: My aunt is a queen, my father is a powerful minister, and my brother is a heavily armed general. They have a proper cannon fodder as standard, and they want to marry themselves to the prince!
Once dressed as the default princess with a big chest and no brain, Liu Yin only felt a lot of pressure.
All the people in Beijing know that His Highness hates Liu's eldest daughter and avoids her like a snake and scorpion. Until a palace banquet, everyone saw it. His royal highness, like a god, gave the eldest daughter of the Liu family a skirt! ! !
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On a dark and windy night, the man pulled the petite man and his eyes dimmed. "Did you drug the orphan?"
Liu Yin blushed: "I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! "
The man fell in her ear with a dull voice. "Why can't the orphan hold it?"
Liu Yin: "..."
Because smelly hooligans usually make excuses for themselves [smiling face]
Copywriter: When my cousin appeared in front of me, I told her with a clever smile: "Didn't you say you would never be a concubine?" Now that you are kneeling here, don't you have to call me mistress! "
Better be a poor wife than a concubine!
Shen Yunqing had no idea. Just for this sentence, she attracted her cousin's deliberate murder, and joined forces with others to destroy her and seize her position as the Lord of the Tang Dynasty. When her parents were beheaded and her family was destroyed, she realized that a beautiful marriage in the eyes of the world was just an illusion, and all they thought about was her wealth.
When I opened my eyes again, I returned to the age of thirteen when my parents were there. She is still the daughter of Shenfu, and nothing has happened yet.
Protect your parents and your family business. In order not to repeat the same mistakes, she began to calculate step by step. For the safety of her family, she began to be cruel.
In this life, she must not waste this life, fighting with aunts, sisters and aunts, vowing to overthrow all kinds of ghosts and gods and live a brilliant life.
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