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Funny text messages about cows

Send you a big Taurus to ensure that you don't worry about making money; Send you a happy cow, carefree and happy; Send you a safe cow, and have no worries on Wan Li Road; Send you a happy cow, love is sweet and long!

We should stress the word "destiny" in getting along, "honesty" in life, "prosperity" in business, "happiness" in life, "longevity" in marriage and "fairness" in management. There is always something in my heart, and naturally there is the word "cow".

Rats come and go. You are the best. The gods say hello to me. God of Wealth wishes you a bulging wallet, a happy family, XiShen wishes you all the best, and God has asked me to be a noble person for you. I sincerely wish you all the best in the Year of the Ox!

Three hundred and sixty cows a year, five cows in spring: Happy Old Cow, Good Safe Cow, Lucky Cow, Ruyi Little Fat Cow and Rich Pure Cow, and they will accompany you forever. Congratulations on the New Year!

Taurus came, and Cleisthenes called; The wind and rain are smooth, and the grains laugh; All the best, safety cover; Good health and long life; Full house, surrounded by happiness; You are lucky, you are lucky; Carefree and unrestrained. Happy spring festival!

May you welcome the new year bull, be diligent and dedicated, be strong, race bulls, and be calm and not fight bulls; Love is better than an ox, and wealth is prosperous. You have earned a golden bull. When you are proud of the spring breeze, don't brag. You are getting better every year.

Say that the Year of the Ox looks forward to the Year of the Ox, and make a wish in the Year of the Ox: I wish people a happier life; May everyone have a job; If the stock market drives away short positions, house prices will not rebound; The financial crisis turned around and the two sides held hands; Good weather, peaceful country and safe people!

When it rains in the Year of the Ox, the Cowherd marries the Weaver Girl. The cowshed is happy, and the ox cart opens the sky. The cow broke the drawer and hit the arm. The bull market is crowded every day, and cattle people and friends get together every month. Niu Guo stabilizes the overall situation, and the awesome person is you.

I will always care about my family for a minute. A Niu has a long focal cavity, a couplet has a long history, one side laughs for a long time, and a jiaozi is warm for a long time. A short message wishes 09!

Taurus calls and wealth comes. Husband and wife love each other and children are filial. Good work, colleagues and. Be comfortable and healthy. You, me and him, the sea is boundless. Tolerance is indispensable. Year after year, peace is good.

Think about the great changes in the past 30 years. At the end of 60 years, we will be strong, forget the sadness of 2008, run with the joy of cattle, put down the financial storm, carry it with the temper of cattle, and run with the enthusiasm of cattle!

Standing in the bull's head in 2009, looking back on the long years, I have regrets, but I am not sad; Look ahead and plan ahead; Love the cause, double harvest; Good lottery, fight for the upper reaches! I wish you: Niu Ren Niu Fu, Niu Qi Chang you!

Taurus calls, the god of wealth comes, the cowherd and the weaver girl are all laughing, the happy life is getting higher and higher, and the sweet love is embracing! Thirty years of reform, we are most proud; Sixty years in the spring of the motherland, bulls are soaring!

May the Year of the Ox be more handsome than Cowherd, cooler than Cowboy, smarter than Newton and as rich as Oxford. If the Universiade enters a bull market, the cause will always be in the forefront. Romantic steaks are often available, and eating bezoar is not as healthy as eating bezoar!

Taurus is coming! I wish you: In the Year of the Ox, do business, be an ox person, be lucky, be strong, make a fortune, be bullish in Cleisthenes and live a happy life. I was in a good mood last year, and this year's days are even more exciting!