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Who can copy a novel for me? . . Anything is fine
A. He said to her that they would go to the movies together, and she said yes, and he said to her: My girlfriend will come with me tomorrow. She felt her heart ached a little, but she still said yes with a smile. The next day, she only saw He came alone, so he asked: Where is your girlfriend? He touched her head gently, smiled and said to her: She is right in front of me!
B. A little boy said to the little girl: "I am your BF." The girl asked: "What is BF?" The boy said it means BestFriend. Later, they got married and had children, and when they were in their final years, the old father-in-law said to the old woman: "I am your BF." The old woman asked: "What is a BF?" The old father-in-law smiled and replied, "BeForever! (This is how you want to be forever!)"
C. On the Qingming Festival in 2500, he walked into the organ bank. Keep a good conscience for 30 years. Then he entered the society and everything went smoothly. When the time comes, I will get my conscience back, untainted, and I will be very happy. On the hospital bed, he imagined all the plans he would have after having a conscience. The operation lasted three days and three nights and ended in failure. There are only four words on the diagnosis: rejection. (About life)
D. On the day of graduation, the class monitor suggested that the class sit in a circle, and each person write a secret of their own on a piece of paper and pass it to the person on the left. In this way, while everyone shares a secret of their own, they also keep a secret of others. I deliberately sat on his left side. I have been secretly in love for four years but haven't dared to confess. It would be nice to know one of his secrets, I comfort myself. There were only three words on the note: I love you.
E. When he had time, he would make origami hearts out of paper and give them to her when he saw her. How long have you had this habit? He didn't even remember it clearly. Suddenly, one day, she called on the phone and said: "A waste paper collector came today. I asked the price, and then sold all the heart-shaped origami you gave me..." After a pause, "It was exactly nine yuan. You dress up later, and let’s go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate together!”
F. I work in a high-rise building and he works in the window opposite me. We are across the street. I secretly look at him every day, guess his happiness and sadness, and write them on Weibo. He probably doesn't know, because I'm always very careful. One day he suddenly disappeared. Feeling empty in my heart, I posted on Weibo: "He is gone, I miss him, but he doesn't know." A new comment immediately popped up: "Silly boy, I moved to the upper floor."
G. When he was 18, he was arrogant and domineering: Hey, fall in love with me! Young and frivolous at the age of 20: It’s been two years and you haven’t thought about it yet? At the age of 22, he was in his prime: Don’t worry about taking the postgraduate entrance examination, I can support you. At the age of 24, he was full of energy: I respect your choice, but you also have to believe that I will fully support you. At the age of 26, his eyes softened: After 8 years, the war of resistance has come to an end. Are you willing to be with me? At the age of 28, he is mature and restrained: OK, I will be your best man.
H. "I received an interesting email that I want to do with my friends. Deskmate, can you help me?" "Okay." "So...my favorite color?" "Black." "What I'm best at Subject? "Math." "Our pet?" "My dressing style?" "The game I play." "I definitely don't." One thing you know? "I love you."
I. He met her by chance in her city and saw her still beautiful and her lovely daughter. Reminiscing about old times on the street, he lied that he was married and had a son who was older than her daughter. They never talked about the past, only exchanged pleasantries. She looked at her watch and said it was time to go back, her family members chanted. Waving goodbye, familiar and unfamiliar figures blessing each other from behind. On the way, my daughter said she didn’t want to go back to her father’s place and wanted to be with her. She cried and held her daughter tightly.
J. When he proposed to her, he only said three words: Trust me; when she gave birth to his first daughter, he said to her: Thank you for your hard work; on the day when her daughter got married in a different place, he put his arm around her shoulders and said: Thank you for your hard work. There is me; the day he received the notice that she was critically ill, he repeatedly said to her: I am here; the moment she was about to leave, he kissed her forehead and said softly: You wait for me. In this life, he never said "I love you" to her once, but love never left her.
K. USA.
"Um...Mom, are you okay?" "It's okay, I just miss you so much." "Okay, okay, I'm very sleepy. It's early in the morning here. I've told you so many times that there's a jet lag." "Oh, I forgot. You go on. Go to sleep, go to sleep..." 5 minutes later. "Oops, who's calling again!" "Niuniu, I'm your uncle. The building on Jiaozhou Road where your mother lives is on fire!" Called back. "Mom! Mom! Answer the phone quickly!" "Beep, beep, beep, beep..." (About family ties)
L. On Valentine's Day for three consecutive years, he would receive blessing text messages from the same unknown number, with only five words: Happy Valentine's Day. He never responded. On Valentine's Day of the fourth year, that text message did not appear. He hesitated for a long time and finally sent a Happy Valentine's Day to that number. The reply came soon, "Thank you, who are you?" Love will not wait for anyone in the same place. If you are not careful, it will be taken away by time.
M. He was almost twenty years older than her. He was very kind to her and took great care of her. Within a year of their meeting, he insisted on marrying her. Her friends all envied her, but she was hesitant because a surgical accident when she was a child caused her to be infertile. He was an only child, and she did not want to delay him as he was waiting to inherit the huge family business. Finally she plucked up the courage to confess the fact of infertility to him, and he said, I know, I was the one who performed the surgery, and I have been looking for you all these years.
N. I lost my sight in a car accident, so I never knew what my girlfriend looked like. That year, she got gastric cancer, and before she died, she transplanted her cornea to me. The first thing I did after I regained my sight was to look for her photo, but I only found a letter she left for me. In the letter was a blank photo with a sentence written on it: "Stop thinking about what I look like. The next person you fall in love with will look like me."
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