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/kloc-the homonym of 0/2 kinds of fruits? Urgent!

12 fruit homophonic greetings include apples, oranges, oranges, pears, apricots, persimmons, plums, sugar cane, grapes, blueberries and strawberries. For example, during the Chinese New Year, I will give you a basket of fruit. I wish you: peace in Fu Gui, easy progress in orange country, success in pears, happiness in apricots, success in persimmons, happiness in families and trouble in plums.

1. When the New Year comes, I will send you a basket of fruit. I wish you: Fu Gui is safe, the orange fragrance is pleasant, pears wish success, apricots are happy, persimmons are happy, the nuclear family is happy, plums are troubled, sweet as sugar cane and happy as grapes. Please accept it.

I will send you a basket of fruit when the new year comes. I wish you: Fu Gui is safe, the orange is fragrant, the pears are all the best, the apricots are happy, the persimmons are happy, the plums are troubled, and they are as sweet as sugar cane and as happy as grapes. Please accept it!

3. Send you a basket of fruit blessings: Peace in Fu Gui, Happy Orange, Happy Pear, Happy Persimmon, Happy Nuclear Family, Berry Trouble, Sweet as Sugarcane, Lucky as Grape! Happy thanksgiving!

I will send you a basket of fruit when the Spring Festival comes. I wish you: Fu Gui is safe, the orange is fragrant, pears are successful, apricots are happy, persimmons are happy, the whole family is happy, berries are troublesome, sweet as sugar cane and happy as grapes. Please accept it!

5, send you a basket of fruit blessings: you are safe and prosperous, oranges are auspicious, pears want to come true, apricots are happy, persimmons are happy, nuclear families are happy, berries are troublesome, sweet as sugar cane, and happiness is like grapes! Happy new year!

6, people suffer in the hot summer, send you a fruit blue to relieve the heat: apples are round, safe and rich, oranges are golden and auspicious, small apricots are happy, red persimmons are good, delicious walnuts are happy, blueberries and strawberries are worry-free.

7. Lemon tomatoes are for you, peace and good luck follow you, pineapple kumquat is for you, and health and happiness accompany you. Apple litchi is for you. I miss you safely and happily. Hawthorn grapes are for you. See you after the harvest. Happy National Day.

8. Give good gifts during the Spring Festival. Fruit is packaged, sweet in your mouth, and beautiful in your heart: peanuts and red dates make you run well, oranges and bananas make the source roll into your pocket, grapes and sweet oranges make you think things will be done, apples and peaches make your life better, mangoes and watermelons make you blossom every day, and I wish you a happy Spring Festival!

9. I wish you peace and happiness, orange happiness, pear dream come true, apricot happiness, persimmon success, nuclear family happiness and raspberry trouble.

10, eat fruit in the New Year. Eat pitaya, and your career is booming; Second, eat peaches and live happily; Eat sugar oranges, love is easy; Eat cantaloupe, eat whatever you want by SMS!