How to write short messages on this machine?

When I changed my number, I wrote: My new number (xx) has been opened. Welcome to waste your phone bill. I am everyone's favorite xx!

Give priority to with humor, such as:

Disclaimer: Because the original user xx is determined to be cool to the end, in order to avoid its harm to the world, the company has forcibly withdrawn the number. If you are in a hurry, you can call xx to contact him. Please know!

If you feel uneasy, upset, sad or worried, you can contact our owner by calling xx, and our owner will try his best to answer your questions. At the same time, the original number xx is suspended. Come and bother me!