Men's and women's jokes, family children's fun, love jokes, style jokes, ancient and modern jokes, campus jokes, social interaction, celebrity humor, ancient Chinese jokes, funny videos, funny pictures, funny short messages, nonsense jokes, military and political justice, religious folk, hilarious masterpieces, dialect humor, funny cartoons, funny lyrics, anecdotes, hot spots. Among them, there are 13 jokes, 3 funny articles, 3 hot-spot anecdotes, 3 funny videos and pictures, 2 funny short messages and lyrics, and two channels of funny certificates and brain teasers. Excerpt 1. Once and for all, Lao Wang rested under the tree, and Lao Li came up to him and said, "Hey, why don't you go up the mountain to cut firewood?" Lao Wang said, "What for?" Lao Li said, "It's easy to sell money. You can buy donkeys when you sell them, and then sell firewood from house to house. If you earn money, you can buy trucks, then buy a wood factory to sell wood products, and then buy more trucks, so you can make a fortune. " Lao Wang asked, "Why did you make a fortune?" Lao Li replied, "If you make a fortune, you can enjoy your happiness at ease." Lao Wang said, "What do you think I'm doing now?" 2, turtle storm turtle is also called tuanyu or turtle, commonly known as tortoise. Delicious and expensive. "Don't buy what you eat, don't eat what you buy" is really a high-grade gift and a public relations clown. A township sent several people to bring the turtles into the city to pay tribute. Because of their different weights, they must be allocated according to "posts". In order to avoid mistakes, the official number is written on paper and attached to the turtle's back. ..... It's getting late in front of the government cadres' residential buildings. Unexpectedly, the bamboo basket overturned, and the turtles scrambled for their lives in the twilight. The villagers exclaimed: "Director Zhao" has escaped! -the biggest one. Grab "Director Qian" quickly-be careful that it bites your hand. That dark corner, is it "section chief sun"? "Secretary Li" is small and climbs fast, even if she can't find it. 3. Late In the subway, a man found a pickpocket grabbing his wallet and said humorously, "Dude, you're late! Although I got paid today, my wife started much faster than you! " 4. Love Letter The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: "I love you so much that I would go through fire and water for you. I will come if it doesn't rain on Saturday. 5, unreasonable complaints about two people eating together, only two fish, one big and one small. One ate the big one first, and the other flew into a rage. " How inappropriate! "He complained. "What's the matter? "Asked another. "You ate the big one, I wouldn't do it if I were you. ""What will happen to you? ""of course I eat small first. ""Well, what are you complaining about? Isn't that little fish still there? 6. Keep it a secret for you. A: I only tell you this matter. Please keep it a secret for me. "B:" Don't worry, not only will I keep your secret, but I will also tell everyone to keep your secret. "
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