Chasing girls' humorous short messages

1, don't always send short messages copied online. Use your own thinking. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart.

2. The quantity is small. Girls shouldn't like boys who are full of mothers and fathers. Are you tired of chattering around all the time (catching up is another matter)?

3. After giving you enough SMS care, the first SMS a girl sends you is often complaining to you, such as "I'm bored to death" and "I'm about to collapse". Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Girls are most likely to succeed when they need help most. Please encourage her quickly:

4, occasionally fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, so I am addicted to it. After repeated violent SMS attacks, I suddenly stopped texting for a day or two. When your message becomes a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send me a message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you're halfway there.

5, in fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, I hope you are happy every day.

6. You should stick to the direction of progress. No matter what happens, I will be with you. I hope to see a strong me and a strong you! ! !

7. Yesterday, I went shopping with my mother in Yintai, carrying big bags and small bags to go home. Then I took a taxi, but I couldn't stop I'm surprised. It's usually easy to get a taxi. Seeing the traffic police ahead, I went over and asked: Where can I get a taxi? The traffic police calmly said: stay away from me, you can hit it.

8. I had dinner with my friends and went to the night market, just as a police patrol car passed by. In the distance, warning lights are flashing. As soon as the vendors saw it, they packed their things and seemed to be running away. At this time, the police uncle who is close to the people shouted in the car with a megaphone: Don't run, not the urban management. ...

9. Where have you been? What the hell? Come back quickly. I have something important for you! Go to the health and epidemic prevention station for physical examination as soon as you receive the information! You are very lucky. If the inspection is ok, I will send you from the farmhouse pigsty to the national pig farm.

10, my cat is very furry. Can you help me take care of it?

1 1. I got up and poured a cup of hot water in my hand, but I didn't feel a trace of warmth.

12. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

13, I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have SMS function, so try sending this message. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

14, once romantic, take it out and repeat it, no regrets, once beautiful, take it out and relive it, be happy and calm, take out once sweet words and say a few more words, true feelings remain unchanged, once predicted that now, the ending of X is difficult to feel at ease, leaving more warm moments, and may happiness accompany you to the end.

15, good things happen again and again, sweet dreams. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. I want to give you a smile, but it's too far away. I can only send you a short message and tell you gently: I miss you.

16, a jet fighter roared past in the sky, and the bird was surprised to see it. Bird: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try setting a fire on * * *!

17, at night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an unspeakable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling you to the stars and the moon.

18. Love is like wine, you need to taste it slowly to feel rich. Missing is refreshing beer, and you will not wake up if you don't drink it. Care is strong liquor, tacit understanding and warm care, and sweetness is romantic wine. Enjoy it for a long time. X loves you forever!

19, today seems to be my wife's second birthday, right? Flowers are in the living room, chocolates are in the drawer, new clothes are hanging in the closet, my salary is in my wallet, and I am … lying in bed.

20. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

2 1, I really want to see you, stare at you quietly and hug you gently with my trembling arms; I really want to see you, staring at you stupidly, licking your excited tears with my gentle tongue tip.

22. I look at your face with my eyes, smell your smell with my nose, and listen to your voice with my ears, but you are not in my mind, because you have been imprinted in my heart forever.

23. Open the title page of memories, listen to the songs of the years, look back at the deep and shallow sweetness printed in the fleeting time, feel the romantic bits and pieces, and look forward to the days when love is strong. X loves you forever!

24, love a person, is to let a person who doesn't know love deeply understand the meaning of love and being loved. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

Mountains and rivers can separate people, but you can't separate your heart, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.

26. If I were a light, I would like to illuminate your direction; If I am hot, I am willing to drive away the cold in your heart; If I were water, I would like to nourish your dry heart; If I were a cloud, I would like to decorate the fragrance of your life. If X is the end of the world, I am willing to turn into time to extend your happiness. I love you.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

28. You let me know the taste of homesickness for the first time, and the excitement and pleasure of my whole heart for the first time. ...

29. Missing is like smoke, it won't float away, it will only haunt you; The earth is fragrant, only because love is sown in my heart; Trees will not leave a shadow, just want to hold up a blue sky for you; Text messages to express love, you are my world.

30, hidden pain, I took off the wings of an angel, because I don't want to see you look up so far, endure the injury, I stopped chasing the wind, because I don't want you to feel so empty, dear, I love you and I am willing to do it for you.

3 1, dear wife, I only love you, my wife is Miao, I want to rain, my wife is fish, I want to make water, my wife is hungry, I want to make rice, my dear wife, I let you rely on it, and it is not easy to fall in love. I have identified you in this life and love you all my life!

32. I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

33. Use you to measure time. You are in the daytime. Without you, it will come to the night; Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. Dear, may we be together forever, and true love will remain unchanged.

34. Fate let us meet and let me indulge in your eyes. I want to be with you and stop the storm in your life. Please believe that my true feelings for you will make your life full of beautiful memories.

35. It's pleasant to miss blowing in the wind and thinking of your face, but those things have passed and you are no longer with me. Occasionally there is a lonely ripple, and I really want to say: I will think of you without your life.

36. The air is confused with the flowers you left behind. Rain quietly watched you dance naughtily in the rain, as if walking with you in the rain, leaving footprints of our love in the flowers.

Everyone passing by, please slow down your pace. I swear to God and your honesty: all I want to say is the most common but affectionate sentence, three words that will always be hot: I love you.

38. Love you enough and just want to be with you; Hold your hand tightly and accompany you through the wind, frost and rain; The ends of the earth have no regrets and never give up. I will accompany you all my life. Love you for a long time!

I feel like a fish after falling in love with you. You are like the sea. If I can't swim around in your world, I will definitely suffocate. Dear, let me accompany you and wander with you!

40. Pay your sincerity without your commitment; Give you the truth, not your promise; Love me with all your heart. It's nothing to pledge eternal love. It's just action, not you saying, if you love me, marry me, marry me.

4 1, nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

42. Missing is a tangled web; Willingly, you are trapped in the middle of the net; Just to lock your eyes and be affectionate for a long time; You captured my heart and never made any resistance; I just want to have a vigorous love with you!

43. If the sweet words of love are a shot in the arm, then your indifferent attitude is my immune needle, so that I can love you regardless!

44, the new three from the four virtues: the wife must go out, the wife obeys orders, and the wife must blindly follow the mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

45. It takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; It takes a lifetime to wait for "love you forever". Dear, I will put up with your life.

I want to tell the world that I'm here for you. No matter where you are, I can walk to your side. Give you a warm hug when you are sad. Give you a solid support when you are tired.

Every time I see you, my heart is always pounding. I don't know why you always nod and smile at me. Let me be fascinated by you and your smile; Fascinated by your every move, every expression, your mood is my mood: you are happy, so I am happy; You are sad, and I am sad. You are my forever lover. I love you! ! ! !

48. Love is like two parallel tracks, moving forward side by side and never parting! Regardless of the wind, frost, rain and snow ahead, people who love each other will always be together …

49. I am free but lonely when I am alone. I miss you very much when I am chic, but I am happy when I am alone ... Only when I miss you will I feel sweet and warm. Dear, I miss you, and I love you more!

Give me some time, and I will break up with her as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll give you a name.

5 1, unable to resist your love, willing to fall into your boundless love; I can't resist your feelings, and I have no regrets or sweetness in my heart; Your words, your laughter, are my favorite in my heart, I opened my heart for you!

I have met countless women in my life, but I have never been so deeply shocked by you.

53. Loneliness is a kind of blue, like a rolling cloud in the sea. Missing is a kind of blue, like the sky connected to the cape. When I turn around and can't see your face, I will miss you. You are not alone in your dreams. Honey, I miss you.

54. The highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time.

55. There are birds in the vast blue sky, branches in the vast earth, mandarin ducks in the clear lake, and only lovely you in my heart. Dear, I wish you happiness every day.

56. I feel at ease when you do things, I am worried when you are busy, I am happy when you are happy, I am worried when you are outside, and I am comfortable when you are at home. I can't live without you.

57. Since you have lived in my heart for several years without paying the rent, and since I stayed with you in my dream and didn't get enough sleep, honey, you can promise to be my girlfriend!

58. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

59. You ask me: Where is love? I answer you gently with my heart: love is in clouds, love is in stones, love is in all visible objects; Love is in dreams, love is in hopes, and love you all day and night!

I haven't seen you all day. I miss you very much. I haven't seen you for two days. I'm on pins and needles. I haven't seen you for three days, and the Yellow River is flooding. I haven't seen you for four days, and my beard has been growing. I haven't seen you for five days, and I am utterly confused. I haven't seen you for six days, and I miss you very much. Dear, it's sunny on July 7, can we meet?

6 1, I hope happiness is a jewel in my hand, and I will give it to you to shine on your head and your quiet face.

62. The sky of love is boundless. Let the sunshine of love bathe. The wind is light and the clouds are light, and the feelings are long; Rich and fragrant love is overwhelming; Love that I miss day and night is heartbreaking. Love has a head, love has a master, you and I have been in love for a long time, why not? I love you forever.

I got your love, just like seeing the light in the dark, getting a clear spring in the desert and finding a flower in the rock. How can I not love you?

64. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

65. When I first met you, I said to myself: You are the goal of my life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB.

66. Life becomes uncomfortable without your son. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet.

67. I'm shy. I've been afraid to tell you. Today I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

68. I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything?

69, you little goblin, let me be poisoned by your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

70. I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

7 1, to tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

72. I have received your message for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death. I cut my pulse with potato chips and hit my head with tofu. I jumped off a building with a parachute and hung it on noodles, all dead. Invite me to dinner, support me to death.

73. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jonina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

74. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.

75. A big wooden sign hung on the back of a truck, which read: "This truck collided with other vehicles for 20 times, and the result was: 17 wins, 2 draws, only a slight loss. Please be careful! "

76. This is your first swimming lesson. An hour later, you said to the coach, "I think, is that enough for today?" "Why?" "I really can't drink any more."

77. Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently. When you go out, you must take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

78. Pigs can't talk, but hum songs with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum!

79. I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

80. A jet fighter roared past in the sky, and the bird was surprised to see it. Bird: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try setting a fire on * * *!

8 1, it's really tiring to marry a wife. I washed my feet, rubbed my legs and beat my back, and then slept in bed with me, as if I hated the old society, and my hands were full of bitter tears!

82. If you miss your feelings, you will think: there is no salt in cooking; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

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