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Excerpt from The Girl's Conventional Love Story.

1, what if my boyfriend is angry? Put your arms around his neck, sit on his lap, wrap your legs around his waist, look into his eyes and touch his sensitive parts, then hug him tightly, exhale in his ear, whisper sweet nothings, then kiss him from ear root to cheek, and then go all the way down the Adam's apple. I'm telling you, you'll die! 2. I know why I am crying, because my eyes miss you; I know why I am thirsty, because my tongue is calling you; I know why I can't sleep, because my thoughts are calling you. Come on, I love you! I have read many stories and heard many love stories. Romantic Christmas is a country full of love. Heart travels through distance, love travels through time and space, mood is a tour guide, romance is a background, sweetness is a narration, Beidou is a road sign, faith is a map, and you are my navigator. My heart has already set out. See you at Christmas. Being with you for a long time is a joke, a love story and a myth, but it is definitely not the truth. 6. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig. My deskmate said savagely: Your deskmate is a pig. 7. If there is an afterlife, I hope I can still be with you. But I don't want an afterlife, because I will love you wholeheartedly in this life. Love till death do us part, please accept it. I love you! 8, enjoy, even if the pain will feel happy; Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet; Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful; Don't love wrongly because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of wrong love. 9. You are like a bowl of soup, so that my heart will never be cold. 10, missing is a kind of sweet melancholy, which can knead a woman's natural jealousy into sadness and dissolve it into brightness. 1 1, the less you get, the more you want. This intestinal sweet poison. 12, I promise you a wedding dress to tell you a lifetime love story. It is a fate that girls can meet in the vast sea of people. It is a mutual affection to be able to have love for a long time. I just want to tell you gently: I love you forever! 2. My thoughts stay where you are, touching your day's journey, hard work, running around and missing. My eyes crisscross into a network of streets and alleys, drawing a map of love and surrounding every day of your life! The headmaster is not dead, why should we wear mourning clothes? 4. You really look like a child. As long as two people live in each other's hearts, death is not separation. 6. Everyone must have an unforgettable memory, warm, sweet, cold or sad. 7. Falling in love with someone is beautiful, happy and warm. No matter how cold it is outside, falling in love with you makes me warm all over. Let's warm each other and spend this winter together! Let me hug you tightly, kiss your lips gently and say I love you. Time goes by, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and the heart that loves you is always young. 9. Although the Internet is rainy, windy or sunny, misunderstandings and disputes are still much sweeter. Regardless of success, failure, glory and ordinary, I care about you, support you and understand you, because I have chosen you as my friend. I wish you happiness every day. 10, 10 I look at you like this, I look at you like this, I can't touch you, and I still stare at your time and space without regrets, in the nearest and farthest place from you. 1 1. The sweet words spoken to the left ear are very touching. Unfortunately, what this man said is not what he expected. 12, when I miss you, if you don't know, I will feel lonely. When I miss you, you know I miss you, and I feel comforted. When I miss you, I will feel sweet if you miss me. 13, can't sleep at night. I habitually close my eyes and miss those sweet words quietly, which makes even outsiders cry. 14, it takes courage to love someone, because he needs to wait for him all his life. 15, the greatest happiness in my life is that I can gently hold you to sleep every night and gently wake you up every morning ... ォォォ 16, after breaking up, don't recall the sweetness of the past, because it will make me more painful; Don't doubt his decision, because he has already decided; Don't try to save it, because it's not worth it; Don't worry, missing him will be the most terrible thing in your life. He is not afraid to miss you. What are you afraid of? Don't be afraid that you are about to fall into a loveless life, because that is impossible. After breaking up, please move forward smartly, because the person who deserves it is not far away. 17, when I miss you, I hold my left hand and fall in love with my right hand. It is a heart-to-heart conversation between two people, and it is also a heart-to-heart conversation between two people. Its biggest natural enemy is distrust. Its best annotation is tolerance and understanding. Cherishing each other is its fresh secret. I hope that lovers will never leave, cherish it! 18, I love you is the oldest love story, but it can warm people's hearts. 19, commitment is used to counter all changes. Change is eternal, and we can only restrict the change of the world with eternal promises. What can't last forever is not a promise. Commitment is very expensive if you respect your personality. Love has security and insecurity. Love is a sense of shock and powerlessness. Love is temptation, and only love can give you the strength to resist temptation. 20. A bouquet of roses represents my loyalty to life; A greeting contains my concern for your life; A short message, send you the true love of my life. Here, send a blessing, because of you, life is happy. 2 1, I just heard your story, and now I understand the meaning of being apart from you better. When we graduated from junior high school, we were doomed to separate and meet, which made us unforgettable. Time flies, and we forget a lot unconsciously. Those familiar faces seem to have gone further and further in the torrent of time, leaving only some people who are destined to achieve our final broken marriage. Life, as always romantic and sweet, makes me moved and grateful. If our love is destined to separate, then I hope we can all respect each other. Since we love each other, we shouldn't hurt each other. Let's have a good talk about breaking up, just like when we talked about that love, sincerely and attentively. 22. Only when I fell in love with you did I realize the taste of missing, the sorrow of separation and the torment of jealousy, and the endless possessiveness. Why does your every move make my heart surge? Why am I always afraid that time will fly, and I can't be with you all my life? 23. Is there an unchanging oath that beats longer than my heart and an unchanging face that lasts longer than my life? I love you. Just this sentence, I only let you have it in my time.