Who has funny English text messages?

1. Who and who are the two of us? & gt Who's with whom?

2. How are you? How old are you? & gt why are you? Why are you always there?

You don't care about me, I don't care about you, and I don't care about you.

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers! Let's go together You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers, together!

5. Hello, everyone! If you have something to say, say it! If you have nothing to say, go home! ! If you have something to fight, you will retreat.

6.you, me, you and me, and the same to you.

7. Stop! ! Don't move.

8. To know is to know, but not to know is to know, and not to know is to know, and not to know is not to know …

9. Cousin & gt Cousin of the same age (or cousin)

10. Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes! ! Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes!

1 1. The only fly in the ointment is Chinese Americans.

12. Be elated.

13. Walk through an error-free past and don't miss it.

Xiaoming: Sorry!

Foreigner: I'm sorry too!

Xiaoming: Sorry for three people!

Foreigner: Why do you apologize?

Xiao Ming: I'm sorry!

15. If you want money, I don't have it; If you want to live, I have one! Do you want money? This is fatal.

16. My name is Li Laoda. By the 25th year. My name is Li Laoda, and I'm 25 years old.

17. You have two skills. You have two skills.

18. You will die as far as you go! ! ! !