200 essential jingles for live broadcast

1, pay attention to the anchor not to get lost. The anchor will take you to the expressway!

2, Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, can you pay attention!

3, there is a kind of love called attention. There is a concern called guarding. There is a kind of confession called companionship.

4. With a little attention, you won't suffer, and you won't get tired of seeing the beauty of the world.

5, one single, two single and three single, you will know at a glance that it is not simple.

6, 10 years to make a positive result, everyone pays attention together.

7, a hundred years * * * pillow sleep, feather brushing is free.

8. Be careful not to get lost. The anchor will take you home and the anchor will take you to see your father-in-law.

9, three points like to pay attention, seven points like to brush gifts, love to protect the depths.

10, little guardian, more cool, can withstand when kicking.

1 1, there are many fans, don't be jealous, speak politely and strive for gifts.

12, a brush can live 88; The gift can be ninety-nine if you walk away!

13, cool, I will accompany you to the old age.

14. Come on, let's talk. Thank you for your support!

15, many people and few potential, the momentum will not fall.

16, list one, list two, list three, and you will know that it is not simple at a glance.

17, I have been on TV and published in the newspaper. People all over the country know that XX is the most reliable.

18, cross the south, cross the north, pay attention to the list.

19, a man without a mistress is worse than a pig in life.

20, the sister has thin legs and is stunted.

2 1, big eyes, double eyelids, a look is to pay attention to people. .

22, Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, can you pay attention!

23. If you don't know my length, how can I know your depth?

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

25. Who said the teacher was sorry for the abbot? Has anyone considered the feelings of Taoist priests?

26, there is no point in subscribing, feelings are not far away, attention is not on it, always wandering.

27. On the poor third night in September, the dew was like a real pearl and a bow.

28, wine luminous cup, come and brush a big trophy.

29. The airship is in the water, half of the river rustles and half of the river is red.

30. Common words: the old man talks about juvenile madness, the left is yellow, the right is pale, and the golden hat is flat.

3 1, jingle: online celebrities play live broadcasts and fans bite each other; How many local tyrants reward the head armor?

32, the fox is not a demon, sexy and not coquettish.

33. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.

34. Bow your head with courage and raise your head with strength.

35. Distance does not produce beauty, but lovers.

36. It has been imitated and never surpassed.

37. Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

38. In order to report to the prefect about the whole city, kiss the tiger and see Sun Lang.

39. I will bow like a full moon, look northwest and shoot Sirius.

40. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

4 1. You know my length and I know your depth.

42. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make you invincible.

43. If the sky shines on me, I will be crazier than the sky.

44. Everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but she actually made it up.

45. Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

46. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

47. God created virgins and I created women.

48. I am just a game, but you are fascinated.

49. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

Please don't treat your stupid B as a cow B.

5 1, dogs are dogs, but sometimes they are not people.

52. Minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has a little field.

53. No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just a monkey-playing.

54. Money makes women, and you make me.

55. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

56. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

57, everyone will be like this, this is called life reality! .

58. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

59. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

60. My life is decided by me, not by God. God wants to destroy me and I will destroy God.

6 1, people have plenty of backgrounds, and we have plenty of backgrounds.

62. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos if you have nothing to do.

63. It rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even scarier.

64, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

There is nothing wrong with mistress, but she can't stand the temptation.

66. Low-key people In the real world, low-key guys are the most attractive.

67, low-key male show high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten.

68. The average young man is generally arrogant, and the average little girl-stand aside.

69. Love is just loneliness. Pull a beautiful calf.

70. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

7 1. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

72. A woman chooses a gesture to make her life irreplaceable.

73. Women get along well, which is a sister-in-law relationship. Can't mix well. She's a bitch.

74, all kinds of postures, all kinds of tricks, all kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

75. Women's clothes are called capital, while men's clothes are called perverts.

76. Life is not a dance troupe, and there is no version for pets.

77. There is no inseparable couple, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.

78. Opportunity is like a virgin-it is rare, only once.

79. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

80. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of high cough.

8 1, handsome can drive again, that's chess, money and house, that's bank.

82. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

83. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid and enjoy many bottles.

I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

85. Women are good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

86. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries for pain, but a bitch who seduces a man.

87. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is live broadcast.

88. Women in the new century will rob money, grain and men.

89. A woman's mind, like your paralysis, never knows what it is.

90, the goods have a shelf life, and people are tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

9 1, don't pretend to be a ghost, don't pretend to be a god, don't pretend to be tight and don't pretend to be pure.

92. You have your background and I have my story. It's not hard, but don't touch it.

93. Sorry, Miss, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

94. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband, I can be your little father.

95. When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. I'm not educated, I'm just looking for bricks.

96. Because of animality, every woman exists for herself on the one hand and for men on the other!

97, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

98. On the bus, a man ran into an anonymous person, and the woman was furious: you can't stand on three legs! The man waved his hand and said, forget it, I won't argue with you. You're full of it anyway

99. When the Marriage Law is amended, typists sometimes neglect to turn husband and wife into husbands. When the Party Committee of the National People's Congress deliberated, it was generally reflected that this article had been changed well and kept pace with the times, but it was afraid that the supply of goods could not be supplied.

100, please skillfully use the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in today's society, and you will enjoy it. That is, report grades by addition, accept tasks by subtraction, calculate rewards by multiplication, and check errors by division. ...

10 1, what is impulse? I'm loaded. What do you mean, capable? Blow.

102, people who read this post: family members don't break up, lovers don't make trouble, colleagues' friendship should be perfect, classmates' friendship should last for a long time, finding a beautiful woman doesn't make trouble, leaders don't stare, friends have long and short, and coax their wives to laugh.

103. Difficulties in being an official: fatigue due to physical weakness, grief due to narrow-mindedness, fear of death due to low IQ, fear of death due to cowardice, drunk death due to lack of alcohol, and ashamed death due to poor sexual desire. Only an all-round leader like you will let your colleagues die beautifully!

104, a kind of warmth comes from the memory in the heart; There is a kind of happiness that comes from the memory of falling asleep; There is a kind of care that transcends the secular trajectory; There is a warmth in my heart as beautiful as a rainbow! I wish you a good mood every day in the new week!

105, the production team killed the goose and added vegetables. The captain wrote a notice, and the word goose was loosely written, which became: "In the afternoon, men killed my bird, women plucked my hair, and men, women and children ate my bird meat at night! You can also eat my eggs! The rest of my bird hair will be sold tomorrow. "

106, official sketch: the body is getting fatter and the mind is getting narrower and narrower; More titles, less knowledge; The speech is getting longer and longer, and the truth is getting less and less; Power is getting bigger and bigger, and prestige is getting lower and lower; The older you get, the younger your lover is.

107, men have money and time, no temper and no quality; Men have money, no time, no temper, and treasures; Men have no money, no time and no temper, top grade: men have no money, no time and no temper, defective products; Men have no money, no time, no temper and waste.

108, I heard that one day you went to the hotel for breakfast and the waiter asked you what you wanted. You pretend that you can't speak Mandarin, so you put your finger on your chest. The waiter was very clever and immediately shouted, "Two hamburgers, two glasses of fresh milk and two strawberries.

109. The farther away from you, the more I miss you. The closer I am to you, the more I love you. I haven't seen you for a long time, but I dreamed of you very late and didn't believe it.

Love at first sight, but I believe that love will last for a long time and it will keep raining. People who miss you will lose sleep late at night.

1 10, harmonious society, environmental protection, ah, what a beautiful day!

1 1 1. The butterfly said to the little bee, "You are so stingy, but you can't bear to say a word to me." The bee said, "Hum, you are talking about me. Why didn't you text me when there were two antennas on my head?

1 12, "You never know a child's ugliness unless you hold his hand. Drag the child away, and the child says no "OK! Close the door and let the dog go!

1 13, the heart turns with the environment is an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.

1 14, full of love, all beautiful women in the world have lovers.

Standing at the crossroads of life, I am more hesitant.

1 16. When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

1 17, love is like playing basketball, which is offensive and defensive, and sometimes there are fake moves!

1 18, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

1 19, I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

120, how can I bear to expose how much I don't love you? 12 1, you told me that you don't have a diploma, but you still learn from others' ugliness, cleverness and baldness!

123. If you are a flower, cows are afraid to pull stones.

124, if you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

125, I want to grow old with you if I'm not careful.

126, the scenery is beautiful from a distance, and I want to call the police when I look close.

127, fools sit and wait for money, and smart people sit and wait for money.

128, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

129, come back quickly, I-people can't be fooled!

130, don't be as knowledgeable as the earth people.

13 1, come out and mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

132, if there is a problem, look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for constipation.

133. The difference between a lie and an oath is:-The listener takes it seriously, and the speaker takes it seriously.

134, rock scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants 135, the last straw, bear it again!

I swear I will never swear again!

137, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

138, the pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

139, sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

140, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that a handsome man can be so single-minded!

14 1. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark. 142. If it rains, don't forget to take an umbrella. If you get wet, gonorrhea will be in trouble!

143, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will. 144, don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

145, I cried at first, and now I put it down with a smile 146. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko. It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

148, I have been reluctant to tell you. I always have a feeling in my heart that we can't live without 149. I'm even more afraid to see this bottomless funeral in his eyes.

150, loneliness is a physical feeling. Loneliness is really a mental state.

15 1, I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

152, in the world of love, no one comes first, only you love me!

153, a low-key man show, a high-profile, high-profile sign of being beaten.

154 I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat fluttering.

155, you are so good at pretending that I can't bear to expose how much I don't love you.

156, after Russia turns around, you hold Russia again. After you put it down, you lost each other's tenderness. 157, how can I forget the past? Tell them never to come back.

158, if you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

159. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

160, the happiness in front of you is the clearest.

16 1, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and tearful. If you don't go, I'll go 162. When you grow up, you will marry Tang Priest. If you can play, you will eat him.

163, wearing slippers and masks is three o'clock.

164, I want to give it to you and try my best to search for beauty.

165, other people's lives are always poetic. Poetic frustration.

166, the soul flies to Yuling, the spring scenery is difficult to distinguish, and Luo Fu's dream is not answered.

167. What words are used to describe selfish you?

168, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

169, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

170, don't argue with the earth people.

17 1, come out and mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

172, if there is a problem, look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for lack of strength when you are constipated.

173. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

174, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

175, the brain is the noblest organ-because it is the brain that tells you.

176, give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

177, those women who take part in the beauty pageant can't find good men, because good men are married, such as me.

178, I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

179, don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

180, rock scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants 18 1, if you can't stand it, you can't stand it!

I swear I will never swear again!

183, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

184, the pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

185, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

186, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

187, without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark. 188, don't forget to bring an umbrella when it rains. If you get wet, gonorrhea will be in trouble!

189, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

190, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood!

19 1. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

192, the heart turns with the environment is an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.

193, the heart is full of love, and all beautiful women in the world have lovers.

194, standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

195, when a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

196, love is like playing basketball, with attack and defense, and sometimes fake action!

197, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

198, I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

199, how can I bear to expose how much I don't love you? 200, you told me that you don't have a diploma, but you still learn from others' ugliness, cleverness and baldness!