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Welcome to Hubei prison. Eight advantages make people envy and hate.
Prison
Recently, a photo circulated on the Internet recorded the caption "Welcome to Xiaogan Prison" on the LED screen at the gate of Xiaogan Prison in Hubei. The netizen teased: "This place is better not to welcome me, I don't want to come all my life!" The relevant person in charge said that all the equipment in Xiaogan prison has been in the debugging stage, and such a slogan will never appear after it is officially opened.
Many netizens teased Xiaogan Prison for such subtitles, saying, "I'd better not welcome me here, I don't want to come here all my life!" Netizens believe that this slogan is easy to make people feel psychologically disgusted, which is very inappropriate.
In fact, everything is contradictory. Being bad is better than being good, and going to prison has certain advantages. Earlier, there were news reports that an old man tried his best to break the law because he wanted to go to prison to support the elderly. Now, let Xiaobian sum up the benefits of going to jail for everyone:
First, you don't have to rent a house, which saves the rent;
second, you don't have to cook by yourself, so you can save money. Just wait for it.
third, save money, where you don't have to buy anything;
Fourth, sleep well and don't worry about thieves;
5. Go out and feel at ease. If you want to go out, you will have a shelf.
Sixth, a special car escort is a symbol of noble status;
7. Have time to read and increase your knowledge;
VIII. Real free medical treatment, free haircut and bath.
Disadvantages of imprisonment
First, loss of personal freedom. In fact, there are several disadvantages to going to jail, but just listing this disadvantage now is enough to scare many people. Everyone wants to have freedom. Without freedom, life is worse than death. In prison, personal freedom can be completely lost, so I advise you not to do anything illegal, or you will go to prison. At that time, there will be no freedom at all, but it will be miserable.
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