Violent jokes in the school cafeteria

1, it's hot in summer. I went to the canteen to cook, only the doors and windows were closed. Q: "Why don't you open the doors and windows?" The canteen master replied, "Don't you see flies outside?" "Is there any in it?" "It's full inside ... it's still hungry outside ..."

One day, I ate in the school canteen and bought a roast beef with potatoes. As a result, I accidentally dropped a piece of beef, so I only ate potatoes for the whole meal.

3. I didn't know what saving means until I got to the canteen: the leftovers at noon are hot and then eaten at night, and the leftovers at night are stuffed with buns the next morning.

In the canteen of a university, Xiao Ming asked the chef, "Master, why are today's buns not as delicious as yesterday's?" The chef replied, "Impossible? Is this yesterday's steamed stuffed bun? "

5. Today's menu in the school canteen: scrambled floor tiles with eggs, thumbtacks for pancake rolls, and smart noodles for memory chips.

6. The students went to the school cafeteria to eat and found that the pork chops were not very fresh. They went to the cook and said, "Master, I found that the pork chops this week were not as delicious as last week." The master said, "nonsense, this is last week's pork chop!" " "

7. The food in our school canteen is average. Once, I found an egg in rice porridge and said to the table, "This semester, the school began to pay attention to the quality of food. Egg porridge is nutritious. " The table shook its head: "I'm sure the canteen didn't wash the pot last night!" " "

8. Chicken slices in Beijing sauce, chicken curry, chicken coke, diced Kung Pao chicken, fried chicken chops, shredded chicken tofu, braised chicken legs, seeded chicken bones, diced cucumber and diced green beans. Are pigs, cattle, sheep, shrimp and fish all dead?

9. A girl is cooking and hasn't figured out what to do after watching it for a long time. This is because the canteen master was anxious and asked, "What are you doing?" The girl hurriedly said in a panic, "and then ... then be a chicken."

10, went to the canteen to eat, and met my roommate who bought food and went back to the dormitory. Just ask him: Is the queue long? Roommate replied: not long, but very thick!

1 1, "What is this dish?" "Radish stew" "Radish stew?" "stewed radish" and "stewed radish for what?" "stewed radish" and "stewed radish for what?" "Meat ..." (The restaurant master woke up and added some meat to me)

12. On the first day of school, a freshman asked me: Is the food in the school cafeteria okay? I replied: The canteen always surprises us. Today, you think you have the worst food in the world here, but tomorrow, you will always find yourself wrong here.

13, canteen law: whether it is fast food, soup pot, or cooking, there is the possibility that hair, flies, sand or other things will randomly make you lose your appetite, and the randomness rate is unpredictable.

Hygienic slogan of school canteen

1, popularize food safety knowledge and establish a scientific diet culture.

2. Work together to build food safety and enjoy a healthy life with one heart and one mind.

3, don't make mistakes and move towards zero shortcomings.

4. Implement corporate responsibility to ensure food safety.

5. Implement the food safety law to create a healthy and beautiful life.

6. Everyone pays attention to the food problem, and everyone shields the problem food.

7. Promote healthy living and pay attention to food safety.

8. Qi Xin makes concerted efforts to ensure food safety and sincerely protect people's health.

9. Safe food belongs to everyone, and food safety depends on everyone.

10, good food safety is the best and life safety is the most expensive.

1 1. Learn food safety knowledge and develop scientific eating habits.

12, eye to eye, hand to heart, the detection link is indispensable.

13, it is difficult to produce high-quality products without strict control.

14. Severely crack down on illegal acts of slaughtering and slaughtering privately, and processing water-injected meat and diseased meat.

15, love food safety and build a harmonious home.

16. Pay more attention and fewer problems.

17, the original model of food, life is a matter of life.

18, food safety is strictly controlled, and the responsibility of caring for life is like a mountain.

19. Strengthen the sense of food responsibility and ensure the safe consumption of food.

20. No defects in product quality and no complaints in customer service.

2 1, carry out food safety rectification and severely crack down on illegal activities of manufacturing and selling fake and shoddy food.

22. Strengthen food supervision to ensure food safety.

23. Establish a food safety system to ensure the health of thousands of families.

24, to carry out special rectification of food safety, to eliminate potential risks in the bud.

25. It is inevitable to do a good job of inspection if you want to have zero defects in your products.

26. Manage from the source to ensure food safety.

27, eat more vegetables, eat more fruits and vegetables, healthy body for everyone.

28. Everyone is responsible for food safety.

29, character food, product photos. People's livelihood, life and life are linked together.

30. Food safety is regulated, and everyone benefits from health and safety.

3 1, * * * to build a happy and honest home and jointly build a food safety defense line.

32, implement the food safety law, promote the healthy development of the food industry.

33. Only when the people eat, drink and use with confidence can the people's government be assured.

34, integrity and law-abiding business, to ensure food safety.

35. Strengthen food supervision in rural areas and build a new socialist countryside.

36. Food supervision is everyone's responsibility, and consumer safety is everyone's long-cherished wish.

Everyone cares about food safety and enjoys a happy life.

38. Strict inspection of products will naturally lead to better quality.

39, food safety, responsibility is more important than Mount Tai.

40, the implementation of food safety law, to protect public health and life safety.

4 1, without environmental friendliness, it is difficult to have food safety.

42, comprehensively strengthen food safety supervision, and strive to create a food safety demonstration county.

43. Strictly control food safety and hope to build a bridge of health and happiness.

44, scientific understanding of food, reasonable diet and health care.

45, strengthen monitoring, reduce risks, delicious food, product safety.

Eat less junk food and enjoy a happy life for one more year.

47. One less food hazard and one more safe life.

48. Cultivate public morality of food safety and strive to be civilized people in a harmonious society.

49. Everyone participates in food safety, and everyone benefits from safe food.

50. Ensure food safety and build a harmonious home.

5 1, put an end to the use of illegal additives and standardize the use of food additives.

52. Supervision and safety are governed by laws; The eater has no worries, and the drinker has no worries.

53, hand in hand to control the quality of food, heart to heart to hold the food safety door.

54. A healthy building begins with a brick and a stone, and food safety condenses in bit by bit.

55. Work together to maintain food safety and build a harmonious home with heart to heart.

56. Improve food safety awareness and create a happy and beautiful life.

57, the law is the world, and the eater has no worries.

58. Implement food safety projects to promote the harmonious development of Zhejiang.

59. Learn the food hygiene law well to ensure health.

60. The first article inspection is inevitable and the process is stable.

Slogan of school canteen restaurant

1. Everyone has the responsibility to clean the restaurant.

2, cherish food, grab from the doll.

3. Self-confidence and success, self-improvement and self-discipline.

4. The service has a smiling face and the consumer says thank you.

5, consciously abide by the canteen discipline, develop eating hygiene habits.

6. Although the grain of rice is small, it is not easy. Don't treat your efforts as a child's play.

7. Who knows that every Chinese food on the plate is hard?

8. Save food and stay away from waste.

9, cherish food, everyone is responsible; Civilized dining starts with me.

10, a grain, a drop of sweat.

1 1, build a century-old ambition to serve the country and be a pillar of the century.

12, one grain at a time, sweating, cherishing food and benefiting mankind.

13, drink water and be homesick, and eat frugally; Every Chinese food on the plate is hard work.

14, at noon on weeding day, sweat dripped down the soil. Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard?

15. Diligence and thrift are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation.

16, savings need to start from scratch.

17, clean and hygienic, you and I work together.

18. There are no footprints on the wall and no sputum marks on the ground.

19, saving food is the obligation of every citizen.

For the health of you and others, please don't smoke in the restaurant.

2 1, cherishing food means loving life.

22, pay attention to etiquette, civilized dining, care for the environment, everyone is responsible.

23, young and frivolous, late and late.

24, self-improvement, high morality.

25. Maybe food and clothing is still a corner problem. Please cherish the food in your hand.

26. Cherish food and save water and electricity.

27. The era of educated youth has passed, please don't jump the queue.

28. Save food, starting with me.

29. Be proud of saving food and be ashamed of saving food.

30. What falls down is leftovers, and what flows away is sweat.

3 1, clean and hygienic, you and I work together.

32. Good hygiene habits are the guarantee of good health.

33. Cherish food and save resources.

34. Improve food quality and enhance legal awareness.

35, diet is culture, please start from the window courtesy.

36. Cherish food and stay away from waste.

37. You should know that every grain of Chinese food is hard.

38. Be honest and based on facts.

39. Save money and start now.

40. Please leave your valuable comments and be humble and close to each other.

4 1, eat on time and help yourself.

42, saving food is glorious, and wasting food is shameful.

43. The food in the canteen is delicious and the shopping is modest.

44. Carry forward Chinese traditional virtues, starting with me.

45, cherish food, put an end to waste, civilized dining.

46. Save resources and live a healthy life. Let's start by cherishing food.

47. Enhance the awareness of saving and cherishing food.

Saving food is the duty of every citizen.

49. Don't waste every grain and vegetable.

Saving food is everyone's responsibility.

5 1, food is life, and knowledge saves the soul.

52, warm home, * * *.

53. The school canteen is really big. Cleanliness depends on everyone. Please line up to buy food. It's really wrong to rush for success.

54, every grain is hard, and civilization enters the table.

55. Cherish food and start with me.

56. Use food scientifically, save food and build a conservation-oriented society.

57. Save food, starting from me and starting now.

58. Cherish food, save resources and promote the harmonious development of society.

59. The food in the restaurant is delicious and the food is moderate.

60. Although the grain of rice is not abandoned, it is diligent to keep a good name.

Slogan of school canteen

1. Take care of the restaurant, starting from me;

When you are sick, wash your hands before meals.

Please pay attention to hygiene.

4. When suffering from infectious diseases, you should avoid eating together.

What falls down is leftovers, and what flows away is sweat.

6. Water drops make rivers and rice grains make baskets.

7. Eat the intestines, and keep the ceremony in your heart.

8. Be polite even if you are hungry.

9. Economy is beautiful, and waste is ugly.

10. Fine products are finely crafted, and iron is refined into gold.

1 1. Respect tolerance, help others and love others.

12. professionalism, moral cultivation and physical quality.

13. Waste is like a river gap, and saving is like mud.

14. Good hygiene habits are the guarantee of good health.

15. Develop in an all-round way and improve quality.

16. Everything depends on human effort, and the road is at your feet.

17. Build a century-old ambition to serve the country and be a pillar of the century.

18. Who knows that every grain of Chinese food is hard?

19. doers often become winners, and travelers often arrive.

20. Be polite and orderly.

2 1. Give courtesy to each other and consciously queue up.

22. A grain is a sweat.

23. A grain of rice, a drop of sweat, a grain of sweat.

24. A porridge is hard to come by; It is difficult to keep thinking about material resources.

25. Diet is culture. Please start with window civilization.

26. After eating, clean up the leftovers consciously.

27. Self-improvement, virtue in the world.

28. Self-confidence and success, self-improvement and self-discipline.