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It is said that only female mosquitoes bite, while male mosquitoes don't bite. There are two complementary ways to make holes in mosquito nets.

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Method 11: Catch a few handsome male mosquitoes (it is said that only female mosquitoes bite, and male mosquitoes don't bite), so that all female mosquitoes that come in to bite you are attracted to it, and it is too late to "bite". This method can also make female mosquitoes jealous, kill each other, and S- rays!

Method 12: Catch a few ugly males (males don't bite, of course, ugly males do), so that the females who come in and bite you lose their appetite!

The advantages of the above two methods are: they are both biological anti-biting methods, which are non-toxic and harmless without side effects.

Disadvantages: Male mosquitoes, regardless of beauty and ugliness, will bark even if they don't bite, especially when singing in front of mosquito mm, the voice will be N times louder than usual.

Applicable people: sleeping is not afraid of noise harassment, of course, people who like to sleep with mosquitoes are more suitable.

Method 13: Snoring while sleeping, the decibel value reaches a certain level, shaking a small mosquito is a piece of cake.

This method is only supported by theory, because I don't snore and I don't practice it myself. )

Method 14: poke n holes again (n = 100) so that the stupid mosquito doesn't know which entrance is. Usually, mosquitoes will rack their brains to determine which entrance.

This is a good method. You can count the bodies of mosquitoes under the bed every day, which is a great pleasure in life.

Methods 15: The original hole was enlarged by n times (n = 10). When the hole gets bigger, mosquitoes think there must be a trap! ! ! Fear of entering or dying of excessive fear.

Psychological tactics have a long history, and it is a bit useless to deal with small mosquitoes.

Method 16: Write a slogan: "I am infected with anthrax or AIDS, welcome to bite!"

(provided that you don't meet mosquitoes infected with anthrax or AIDS)

Method 17: Write a slogan: "I participated in the incident that hit the World Trade Center, and I am a very charitable believer. I would never dare to step on a mosquito. " (provided that the FBI can't see your slogan)

Methods 18: A "slimming frenzy" was launched in the mosquito community, and an announcement was issued: "My blood contains excessive nutrients".

This method has been proved to be ineffective for African mosquito refugees. )

Method 19: put an "empty city plan" and simply take off the mosquito net! Let the mosquitoes that haven't bitten you find the entrance, let the mosquitoes that have bitten you find the exit, and finally they are exhausted because they wander around your bed for too long.

A better method than method 14! Two holes become no holes, no holes seem to have holes, and mosquitoes will be extremely scared! )

Method 20: the simplest and simplest, let mosquitoes eat and support S!

It's not good to meet mosquitoes that eat too much. )