Slogans to hang in the bathroom

I come here to have fun and relax, not to get education. It is more suitable to be funny. In addition, it should be updated frequently. For example

One monk carries water to drink, and two monks Carrying water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks play mahjong, and five monks can play Fuwa.

Listen to your words, Saint Seiya is studying.

What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and both Li Junji and Li Yuchun are made of cement.

The mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the strong points catch the weak points - the four famous catches.

The 14 books written by Jin Yong can be connected into a couplet: "The flying snow shoots the white deer in the sky, and the laughing book hero relies on the blue mandarin duck." The 7 books written by J.K. Rowling can also be connected into a sentence: "Hahahahahahahaha"

The person with tattoos may not be a gangster, he may be Yue Fei.