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How to describe in one sentence that going home for the New Year is very poor?

This topic can't help but remind me of the first time Su Qin went down the mountain and sold his property to lobby the king of Qin. As a result, he failed and came back, and even lost his way home. When he came home from all kinds of hardships, he was unkempt and thin. Parents turn a blind eye, sister-in-law doesn't cook, and wife doesn't respond when she calls. Life is frustrating, but it is very tragic to be in this situation.

Therefore, if you want to describe the poverty of going home for the New Year in one sentence, you might as well apply the above allusion: penniless, trouser pockets tied, parents turned a blind eye, told my sister-in-law not to give food and told my wife not to pick it up.

Going home for the New Year is very poor, which can be described in one sentence.

"penniless, the family around the wall, crying in the corner, so helpless! Is this my home? What a fate! "

The construction site is on holiday, I want to go home for the New Year! I am happily riding a broken bike and walking on my way home. I listened to the "click" sound of the car, and I was very satisfied-although I had no money, my body in my thirties was very strong and I was immune to all diseases. As long as I work hard, poverty is temporary; Can't afford a wife, is also temporary. To my satisfaction, I made two good friends-one is my colleague Zhu Xiao and the other is a mechanic. Because there was no money, no mobile phone and no entertainment, I spent my spare time in the garage near the construction site, chatting with kind old Hu Man Kanhai, and gradually got acquainted. Seeing that I want to go home and can't afford a ticket, I said to send me a bike to ride home. I think this car has missed the bell; Two tires also fell off the cover plate and were exposed; One side of the chain cover was missing, but I tried to slide the car and it felt durable. So I decided to ride home. Usually, I often see some racing drivers, with bright flags and slogans on their hips, roaring past in the street very ostentatiously. My home is not far, just 300 kilometers, so I need to exercise.

Passing a trash can, I saw a dog eating bread. I jumped out of the car excitedly, drove the dog away, picked up the bread, chewed it, and carefully broke off a small piece. What excites me even more is that there is a bag next to it, which still contains some bread-probably because it has expired and was thrown away. I rummaged through the trash can and found a bottle half full of water. Haha, two days' rations have been dropped! I also found some papers in the trash can and took them out and put them on the car's ass. I thought to myself: there are quilts and mats for camping on the road! I felt in my pocket, and the gift for my niece was still there-the hairpin I recreated with the color paper clip I found. Good niece, when I pay off my debts and have money, I will definitely buy you beautiful clothes. Alas, if I didn't sleep part-time in the material warehouse two years ago, the thief stole a lot of things and had to pay compensation according to the price, how could I fall into this situation? However, there is still one year to pay off the debt. I took a deep breath, whistled and rode quickly ... Suddenly, the cardboard stuck under the car hit a tree on the side of the road, and I fell down, but my leg was still hanging on the seat, only to hear a "tear". Shit, my pants are torn! I'm depressed-this suit was lent to me by Zhu Xiao to decorate my face. What should I do? ......

I came back from work and finally got home. My wife is very happy. She quickly took my empty bag, looked at my tired body and looked at my empty bag, looking a little confused. It seems to say that I am so embarrassed when I wait for you to earn money at home during the New Year. At this time, I didn't estimate that much, so I said, "I haven't eaten for two days."

After hearing what I said, my daughter-in-law fell like a towering tower, and the heart of the Yangtze River was broken and collapsed. She cried on my shoulder in disappointment.