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What are the common typos?

1. Inadvertently misspelled (typo in quotation marks) 1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice. 2. At the door of the garage: tire repair "flushes". 3. Retail store entrance: "another" sale. 4. Furniture store door: furniture. 5. Decorate the door of the store: "yellow". 6. Lost property advertisement. Hotel entrance: He Fan10; At the entrance of the fruit shop: Boluo11; In the dining room menu: chicken Dan12; Hardware store signboard: Qianjie District13; The sign in the sporting goods store: blue ball 65443. Signboard of farmers' market: "anti-cutting" 16, sign of parking lot: "charging for motorcycles" 17, slogan of "strike hard" 18, banner of an airport: "Qing" 19, and traffic slogan: "almost overloaded". Deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks) 1, drug advertisement: "cough" is urgent 2, mountain bike advertisement: "riding" is endless 3, tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe 4, glasses advertisement: "bright" is magical 5, mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito" 6, scotch tape advertisement: I first saw the clock "Qin" 9. Water heater advertisement: take a bath at will10; Air conditioning advertisement: no sweat for life11; Clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats"12; A laundry advertisement: "Clothes" 65438+. A cake advertisement: step by step "cake" rises to 15, stomach medicine advertisement: a "no" to "stomach" 16, horse racing advertisement: "riding" 17, electric iron advertisement: all clothes are obedient 18, fast food restaurant. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat" 2 1, treat lithiasis advertisement: turn big stones into small stones, turn small stones into small stones 22, printer advertisement: hearing is better than a key 23, paint advertisement: lewd paint 24, refrigerator advertisement: cold storage and fresh-keeping front 25, treat hemorrhoids advertisement: there is no fear of hemorrhoids 26. Seafood advertising: taking the lead in "freshness" 29. Oral clinic advertisement: "quick cure" crowd 30. Gift shop advertisement: "courtesy" Of course, the advertisement of furniture store is "furniture". The signboard of a hotel says "Thirteen is too full". The real estate advertisement "burying money on all sides" is very conspicuous. Medical merchants put out homophonic advertising words, such as "stop" eggs written as "eggs", and all kinds of beer written as "all kinds of beer spilled"-the advertising slogan of China's top ten failures in 2002, 1, seven-brand suits make women enchanted, 2, giving gifts as melatonin, 3, and 9, Xin Yuting soap: Look, you have infected mites to your daughter. 4. The creature in the sky smiled and looked at the light clouds. When your hair falls in love with fertilizer, it is unexpected. 6. Dano shoots your new choice day and night. 7. Jordan chan's Red Star Hongxing Erke shoes. 8. A glass of water comes and goes. 9. Ichiro of Dicky Cheung 10. How are you yesterday, I went shopping and bought some things. I heard something repeating in the loudspeaker of a propaganda car. When the car arrived nearby, it suddenly dawned on me-advertising car, billboards impressively wrote: sweaters are on sale in Shanghai and Hangzhou, and declared in particularly eye-catching fonts and colors that "tear down the house and sell tiles to make up for the journey." "I am not surprised! Practically speaking, since the reform and opening up, especially in recent years, China's advertising industry has made great progress, and many unforgettable advertising products have appeared in various media. But what I saw yesterday was not an individual phenomenon. Inferior advertising slogans such as "price jump", "painful bleeding" and "earth-shattering price reduction" are common. This explains at least a few problems: first, advertising practitioners are mixed, second, they deliberately exaggerate, lack integrity, and third, they are impetuous. I hope that lame advertisements such as "demolishing houses and selling tiles to collect tolls" will disappear as soon as possible. The plaque and name of the store are symbols for customers to remember the characteristics of the store. Nowadays, shops in the island city are everywhere, and people pay more and more attention to "visual impact". Various personalized store names have become the first move for businesses to play interesting points. Some common and familiar nouns have been replaced by novel names, which have become name signs to attract the attention of stores and attract business. The name plaque is not only a symbol, but also a glimpse of its cultural taste, interesting style and ideological realm. A novel, memorable and catchy store name can make customers unforgettable and impressed. For example, Sichuan cuisine restaurant "Spicy Love Soup" and "Food for the Sky" became famous overnight because of the popularity of film and television dramas. It sounds smooth and pleasant. How can I pass by without making people want to shop? However, some merchants think that the name of the store can be "confused with the real", so "Donglaishun" is on fire, and various "Laishun" have appeared on the street; Aunt Zhang became famous, and Aunt Li and Uncle Wang also went out. There are also some people who resort to "ominous signs" for strangeness. In addition, some people who use homophonic characters as signs are everywhere, such as clothing stores called "clothing and clothes don't give up" All kinds of porridge are dazzling. In Shanghai dialect, it's just a pie in the sky! A clothing store named Yiyi Bushe on Pudong Avenue, sitting on the bus and looking at the scenery outside the window, left a deep impression on the name of the store. The idea comes from reluctance. There is a barber shop called "Ding Jian" at the intersection of Shiquan Street and Wuqueqiao Road. A customer understands the name of the store like this: "Top Cut" is a homonym of "Top", which means "first-class technology"; "Scissors" is "scissors", representing the hairdressing industry; Top "can also be understood as" head "