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Other girls can be gummy bears, Teletubbies and candyman. I can't. I must be a father, a force and an ancestor.
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You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.
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The stars are really beautiful. I wanted to choose one for you, but then I thought about it. Forget it, mainly because you don't deserve it.
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Never mind whether I choose a mate or not, it's not your turn in the end anyway.
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Good night means I won't be here at night, so please behave yourself.
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You don't have to show your circle of friends for three days. I don't want to watch it all day.
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Not only will I not return your message, but I also want you to see that my circle of friends will not return your message.
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Your mother asked you to talk to your partner, but you talked to each other. How many mothers are crazy like this?
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When someone scolds you, you must say it. then what When he scolds you, you say. then what Until he repeats it, you say, that's it? Are you here?
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Everything in the world is worthy of Lao Tzu. Why am I not worth it? I am the best match, the perfect match and the best match. Don't say that the world is not worth it. Why shouldn't I? Laozi is the most worthy.
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You cried and cried at him, begged and begged, but he still ignored you. He can call me with punctuation marks. That's the difference.
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People are busy showing their love to their new lovers. You went to see his circle of friends at three or four in the morning and were heartbroken. Baby, I'm so stupid that my scalp is numb.
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Don't chat if you can't chat. I spilled rice on the keyboard and the chicken pecked better than you.
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If you want to hit on me, you can kowtow to me first.
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Do not participate in any network disputes. You scold me, I'll turn it off.
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I hope you will be careful at ordinary times and don't talk casually when I am easy to talk to. If you really piss me off, I'll find your partner.
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