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Chapter 1 Haicheng University
Autumn is crisp and clear, and the avenue of red maple trees stretches for hundreds of meters, with maple leaves piled all over the ground. Haicheng University is full of tourists taking photos. The red leaves of thousands of maples are in stark contrast to the brilliance of the rising sun.
Haicheng University welcomes another batch of freshmen, and the freshmen line up for admission in an orderly manner. Holding green health codes, everyone is wearing a mask.
I saw a tall and thin man dragging a military green suitcase in one hand and listening to music on a "gold brick" player in the other.
I saw him standing still, looking around as if he was looking for something, his eyes fixed on a long queue. The slogan "Reporting Office of Medical College" is clearly written in front of the team.
“Double kill”
“Killing Spree”
There was a tall man with yellow hair in front of him, sitting on the suitcase with his hands clasped. Cell phone, kept shouting "Little Mark, how dare you do whatever you want to do, watch me kill indiscriminately"
Suddenly Huang Mao shouted: "A cow is not a cow, brother"
" I've got five kills!"
He immediately looked up, as if he wanted to find someone to share his joy with, and saw a tall and thin man behind him, saying, "Brother, look, I've got five kills."
The tall man with a smile put down the suitcase with his left hand and gave Huang Mao a thumbs up: "Awesome, awesome, but I don't quite understand." Then a slightly embarrassed expression was covered up by a fake smile.
"The most powerful title of this game is the pentakill. I have only done this once in more than a year of playing. Anyway, it means it is very powerful."
"By the way, you are also a doctor Hospital?"
The tall man stared at the slogan "Report Office of Medical College" in front of him, and then looked at Huang Mao, "If I remember correctly, it should be from the medical school."
Mao Ye seemed to realize that he was making an awkward conversation, and quickly added, "My name is Huang Shang, and my classmates call me Huang Long live! You can call me A Shang."
The tall man smiled and became more easy-going. He said: "My name is Long Xiaoyu. I saw that the class group said that I am from Class 03 of the 20th grade of the medical school," before he finished speaking.
The two laughed.
Soon it was the turn of the two to enter the channel to verify the student information and receive some daily necessities and dormitory keys.
Sure enough, the two of them were equally divided into 408 bedrooms in building 10. The two walked, talked and laughed as they went to the dormitory together.
The two of them dragged their suitcases and some sheets and mattresses issued by the school, and finally walked to 408. When they opened the door, they found that someone had already come in.
"Are you classmates in Class 3?"
"Yes, my name is Huang Shang, and this handsome guy is Long Xiaoyu, my younger brother. Good morning, everyone!"
"My name is Fu You, I am the dormitory director appointed by the counselor. Welcome to 408. We will be a family from now on," said a fat man who is about 170cm tall and weighs 170cm. Fat paper has curly hair and is wearing a bright red T-shirt.
"My name is Lin Zike, and I am also studying medicine. The one lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone is Li Ming."
Huang Shang and Long Xiaoyu looked at Lin Zike's fingers. In the upper bunk next to him was a young man with black glasses and glasses. When Li Ming heard someone come in, he put down his mobile phone and waved to Huang Long and the two of them to say hello, "Hello, good morning. Since I came first, I chose this one myself." It’s bedded, don’t mind”
Huang Long and Huang Long each found an unoccupied bed and started to pack it up.
The dormitory is for five people, with four upper bunks, one lower bunk, and three tables. That is to say, it consists of three upper bunk beds and lower tables, and one upper and lower bunk bed.
The fat man’s dormitory manager has already occupied the lower bunk. The upper bunk on the left side of the door belongs to Li Ming, and the upper bunk on the right belongs to Lin Zike. Huang Mao chose the upper bunk on the left side of the balcony, and Long Xiaoyu naturally chose the upper bunk on the right side of the balcony.
Naturally, the five of them had a lot of fun at noon, talking about their hometowns and college entrance examination scores. After lunch, the five of them walked to the cafeteria together.
Everyone was talking about games on the way, and Huang Mao was naturally the most addicted. He said that he had a silver medal and was a master of games. He kept explaining to others how to play the game to win. Except for Long Xiaoyu, the three of them expressed their appreciation for the instruction.
At the door of the cafeteria, a clear and sweet female voice came out: "Brother Xiaoyu, Brother Xiaoyu"
The five people followed the sound and suddenly four of them said in unison "Eh~Eh" ~"
"Why does it smell like love?" Huang said.
“That’s right, I’m still a solo player, so someone is giegie.”
Long Xiaoyu’s face turned red and he said to his roommate: “That’s my girlfriend, Spanish ", then ran forward lightly, and handed the candy in his pocket to the girl: "Xiyu, have you finished eating, why don't you come with us?"
"We are not light bulbs. "Yes, you are bringing a girl to have dinner with us?"
Xiyu replied, "No, I have just finished cleaning up the dormitory and getting ready to go to dinner. Fortunately, a senior helped me carry my luggage up." "
"I'm too busy at the moment. Just call me and I'll come to help you. What do you want, senior?" Long Xiaoyu's words were filled with guilt and a hint of jealousy.
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