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Happy classic quotations

1. lazy sheep: "I heard that the village chief installed a password lock in the village to prevent the wolf." Pleasant goat: "Yes!" Lazy sheep: "What is the password?" Pleasant goat: "It's very simple! It's'123456' "Wolf:" Silly sheep, even told me the password! " The wolf: "* * *" Sound effect: "Feng! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Pleasant Goat: Silly Wolf! That's the password to enter the door. If you press it from the outside, there will be a sledgehammer! " Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo Guo! The wolf: "Wife! ....................... "sound effect:" slap! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "Big Wolf: Where is the Toilet?" 2. Pleasant Goat: "Grey Wolf, you are a vicious, heartless, notorious, shameless and hungry wolf in The Devil Wearing Prada!" " Pleasant Goat: "Your Majesty, we are by no means spies. Don't trust the sinister sex maniac easily. He is infernal affairs! " "4. Pleasant Goat: Forgiving your enemy is also a brave act. 5. Grey Wolf entered the village. Yang Yang: Pleasant Yang, do something quickly. Pleasant goat: I see! Mutton: What can I do? Tell me quickly! Pleasant Goat: The solution is ... Let's run! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Cheerful: Our duty is to maintain grassland peace. According to the laws of qingqing grasslands, I declare you guilty ... and I will punish you for going to con air.