Zheng Zhenduo’s classic sayings

1. The sea water is an incomparably clear blue, and the waves are as smooth as the West Lake in the spring morning. The occasional breeze only blows up thousands of extremely fine tiny little ones. wrinkles, which makes the golden water surface under the early summer sun look warm and beautiful.

2. I am a boy! I have eyes like torches, and I have thoughts that summon the fountain. I have a spirit of sacrifice and I have freedom that cannot be donated. I can't get used to living like an idol, and I can't get used to being a slave. I'll get up! I want to break all authority.

3. I am a boy! I have passionate blood and a lively and enterprising spirit. I want to move forward! I have the feelings of compatriots, I have a heart of charity, I see the light ahead, I want to sail a big ship through the waves, full of poor compatriots, and move forward! Regardless of whether the turbid waves are emptying or raging, I will only move forward towards the place of light! Come forward! Come forward!

4. In the spring of February and March, the breeze blows slightly, and the drizzle falls from the sky for no reason. Thousands of soft willows relax their yellow leaves. Green eyes, red, white, and yellow flowers, green grass, and green leaves all rush together like people rushing to the market, forming an incomparably gorgeous spring.

5. When you are successful, everyone is a friend. But only the mother - she is the companion in failure.

6. I have never seen such a beautiful sea! The sky is also extremely bright blue, with only a few light gauze-like clouds lying flat in the sky, just like a girl wearing a beautiful blue summer dress, but with a thin and light white cloud around her neck. Gauze scarf. I have never seen such a beautiful sky! We leaned on the green boat railing and silently looked at the beautiful sea and sky.

Classic quotes

1. The cold is not terrible, the terrible thing is the coldness of the heart; the adversity is not terrible, the terrible thing is the lack of firm self-confidence.

2. Instead of escaping in the wind and rain, it is better to dance in the thunder and lightning. Even if you get soaked, you will appreciate the joy of life.

3. No matter how dry the creek is, there will always be a clear shallow water reflecting the beautiful clouds.

4. Those who follow in the footsteps of others will never discover new paths.

5. Seize today and trust tomorrow as little as possible.

6. When the tears run away, what remains should be strength.

7. There is still a long road ahead, so you must keep walking resolutely while you are alive.

8. We must face adversity with a smile. Soon, it will break down.

9. Frustration and misfortune are partners in life, but they are also a wealth in life. They can make people sober and encourage them to forge ahead.

10. Don’t cry because it ends, laugh because it begins.

11. What we are most proud of is not that we never fall, but that we get up every time we fall.

12. Success and failure are both temporary. Falling at the place of success is failure, and standing up bravely at the place of failure is success.

13. If you are not brave, no one will be strong for you!

14. Only by accepting reality can you transcend reality.

15. Time leaves the power of wisdom to the diligent and emptiness and regret to the lazy.

16. One concept must be clear in life: only by shortening the days and months of success can we extend the time of enjoyment!

17. Diligent people cherish opportunities everywhere, while lazy people waste time every day.

18. If you can let everything go, you will be a free person in the world.

19. Diligence is today’s hard work, not tomorrow’s determination or the day after tomorrow’s action!

20. Life is like a gamble. It is impossible to win everything. As long as the chips are in your hands, there will always be hope.

21. The heart is slightly moved, but the love is far away. Things are not the same, people are not the same, everything is different, and the past cannot be pursued.

22. As long as you don’t give up, no one can stop you.

23. Mutual understanding is a friend, and mutual understanding is a confidant.

24. As long as people have a belief and pursuit, they can endure any hardship and adapt to any environment.

25. If you are right, persist; if you are wrong, give up!

26. On this road of life, we are always realizing a plan. It must make us continue to struggle and work hard to make it come true.

27. There are always wonderful reasons for a wonderful life, and the one who laughs last will laugh the sweetest.

28. Dreams are the cradle of success. Only by constantly pursuing dreams can we succeed.

29. Stand higher to see further.

30. The life you talk about is your future life.

31. If you hesitate before victory, you will often only embrace failure; if you persevere in times of difficulty, you will often achieve new successes.

32. Being determined is the key to success.

33. Face the past with the least regret. Face the present with the least waste. Face the future with the most dreams.

34. True love should transcend the length of life, the width of the heart, and the depth of the soul.

35. It is more important to decorate your own psychology than to decorate your appearance.

36. After surviving the hard days, everything you taste will be sweet.

37. Perform your duties conscientiously in your respective positions. There is no need for grand words. Silent actions will explain everything.

38. Those who do not have a deep understanding of the value of time will never be tenacious and diligent.

39. Never just see the long road ahead and forget how long it took you to get here.

40. When there is no sun, be your own sun.

41. Our life is like a roller coaster, full of ups and downs and excitement. We have experienced a lot, so we need to be mentally strong, have an open mind, and have an enlarged mind.

42. Where there is hope, pain also becomes joy.

43. It is not life that determines taste, but taste that determines life.

44. Since we have reached today and have the current social status and responsibilities, we can only move forward, move forward, and move forward again! Don't go backwards.

45. Laziness and ignorance go hand in hand with pain, while diligence and wisdom go hand in hand with happiness.

46. Life is like rock climbing. Only by taking every step steadily can you break out of the thorns, overcome all difficulties, and look up to the other side of success.

47. Diligence is the patent of wisdom, and laziness is the privilege of fools.

48. Being trusted is a wealth that cannot be bought with money.

49. If you want to go to heaven, do more factors that can make you go to heaven. If you want to go to hell, do more seeds to go to hell.

50. What you have to do is to make the speed of success faster than the speed of your parents’ aging.

51. Every successful person has a beginning. Only by having the courage to start can you find the way to success.

52. What we know is limited, but what we don’t know is infinite.

53. Only those who have experienced hellish torture can have the power to conquer heaven. Only fingers that have shed blood can play the swan song of the world.

54. Start doing something calmly, but once you start, stick to it.

55. Life is as light as a flower, and nature is fragrant all the way. The red flowers are not for the sake of spring, and the flowers are not for the purpose of attracting butterflies.

56. If God gives me glory, I will make progress every day.

57. A healthy body is the cornerstone of achieving goals.

58. Don’t leave your dreams to be realized in the next life.

59. People without lofty beliefs are like a pool of stagnant water, which can never make magnificent waves.

60. Life is short and must be wonderful. Live it to show yourself! When you get out of the stormy life, you will see the rainbow! Let the light of stars remain in this short life.

61. Remember your value. It will not depreciate because of your indecent appearance. Gold will always shine one day.

62. Don’t deliberately use harsh words to embarrass others. Hedgehogs will never enjoy hugs.

63. What is a road? It is trampled out from a place where there is no road, it is carved out from a place where there are only thorns.

64. In the river of sweat, the strivers sail the boat of their career to the other side of their ideals.

65. If you believe in yourself, you can do anything.

66. People who have no goals will always work hard for those who have goals.

67. Don’t be depressed because of yesterday’s mistakes. As long as you do what you did today, it will be OK. You are the best!

68. A drop of honey can catch more flies than a gallon of bile.

69. A ship without diligence as an oar can neither sail into the harbor of knowledge nor reach the other side of success.

70. Any restriction starts from your own heart.

71. Don’t doubt the oasis of life as soon as you encounter the desert. Life is never easy.

72. A person has to be crazy once in his life, whether it is for a person, a relationship, a journey, or a dream.

73. The impossible may come true today, and the impossible may come true tomorrow.

74. Suffering is a stepping stone in life, a fortune for capable people, and a driving force for progress for those with ambitions.

75. The life of an ignorant person is like a tree without leaves, lacking vitality.

76. Borrow the wisdom of others to improve yourself. Learn from the best of others and be the best of yourself.

77. You can take any road, but you can’t take the dead end; you can choose any road, but you can’t choose the wrong path.

78. A person’s happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

79. Showing off requires an audience, and showing off just makes us lose the audience.

80. I want to use fireflies to light up the lights on the road to youth.

81. To succeed, you must wait for a long time without being impatient, be calm but remain sharp, be unafraid of setbacks and be full of hope.

82. Don’t let you become a fat man in your best moments.

83. Just when you think it’s over, it’s a new beginning.

84. If we poor people want to stand up, there is no reason to talk about hard work; if we poor people want to stand up, there is no reason to talk about interest.

85. It seems that there are many things that can knock you down, but the only one who can really knock you down is yourself.

86. Before achieving blockbuster results, you must first make boring preparations.

87. What’s the use of being strong? No matter how strong you are, he will never look back at you.

88. When I feel that I am unlucky, I will think: This is spreading my bad luck. After spreading it, the rest will be all luck!

89. Only through strict health regimen can we maintain our health. Like suffering from a terrible disease.

90. When walking a thousand roads, only one is suitable; when meeting all kinds of people, one person is enough.

91. Without wind and waves, there would be no brave trendsetters; without thorns, there would be no unyielding pioneers.

92. Mediocre people believe in fate, but wise men hold their fate in their own hands!

93. If he thinks that others are good, then he himself must be doing well; if he thinks that others are not good, then he himself must not be doing well either.

94. Instead of swearing in a blushing way, it is better to use an elegant way that looks less rude.

95. Calm down and do what you should do, it’s time to work hard!

96. People must constantly train themselves to become stronger.

97. One of the great advantages of outstanding people is their perseverance in adverse and difficult encounters.

98. As long as a person knows how to give love and care, her heart will naturally be filled with love and care.

99. Only when you try your best can you be qualified to say that you are unlucky.

100. The farthest distance is not knowing, but doing it!

101. Persisting in what you should do is a kind of courage. Not doing something that your conscience does not allow is another kind of courage.

102. A lazy person is not afraid of poverty, and a diligent person is not afraid of poverty.

103. A small step ahead at the start is a big step ahead in life.

104. When a person starts fighting from his own heart, he is a valuable person.

105. If you are more relaxed with others, you will not always be disappointed; if you are stricter with yourself, you will not always be frustrated.

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1. Three elements of success: 1. Persistence; 2. Shamelessness; 3. Persistence, shamelessness. Have you done it?

2. We must know how to cherish and protect everyone around us. Because of the broken necks and looking back in the past life, we have met in this life.

3. Love means being mean, and being mean again and again. Whenever you stop being a bitch, a woman will come!

4. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because no one has confessed to me after so many years!

5. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is delicate. A fat man is like a pig, a thin man is like a rib, a tall man is like a bamboo pole, and a short man is like a winter melon!

6. Human life is like shit. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

7. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

8. Starvation, if done well, is called losing weight; pinching people, if done well, is called massage; being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness; being lazy, if done well, is called deepness. Being good is called enjoyment; being shameless, if done well, is called persistence; pretending to be stupid, if done well, is called Dazhiruo

9. When a loyal party member dies, God is not willing to die. Heaven accepts the soul of an atheist and sends him to hell. A month later, the King of Hell came sweating profusely and said, "Take that man away quickly. He has almost turned all my little devils into Young Pioneers!" God accepted it, and another month passed, and the King of Hell was gloating about his misfortune. Ask God: "What happened to the party member?" God said: "First of all, please call me comrade..."

10. The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, and the deaf man Startled, the hunchback stepped forward, the cripple kicked up, and Mazi said: Forget it for my sake. The madman said: That is, people must be rational.

11. In the chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: "What should you do if the gas leaks in your home?" Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

12. The wife follows when she goes out, the wife obeys orders, and blindly follows the wife when she says something wrong; the wife waits for makeup, remembers the wife’s birthday, endures beatings and scoldings, and is willing to spend money.

13. I bowed for such a long time, not because I wanted to ask for applause. In fact, I mainly wanted everyone to check that my head posture (head direction) is clear.

14. Now I know that the house slave Li Bai bought an unfinished apartment. There are poems to prove it: There is bright moonlight in front of the bed - there is no window; It is suspected that there is frost on the ground - the door is not installed; Look up The bright moon - the roof is open; bowing my head and missing my hometown - I am very hurt.

15. The brother’s emotional life in the past was also quite messy.

16. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world!

17. Obesity is a breathing pain. It lives in every corner of my body. Eating KFC will hurt. , eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt; obesity is a pain that can be breathed, and it will flow back and forth in the blood. It will hurt if you regret not losing weight, it will hurt if you hate not dieting, and it hurts the most if you want to lose weight but cannot.

18. The difference between talent and genius is only one "two". Therefore, talents are very good, but geniuses are always a bit lacking.

19. It’s really troublesome to meet strangers and have to tell lies again.

20. The soft wind caresses the willow branches, and the bees gather the flowers diligently. I want to write a perfect poem, but I have to wait until there is no frog croaking. The sunrise only needs to appear before sunset, and the class only needs to arrive before get out of class ends.

21. The shortest horror novel in the world: I woke up with my own body lying next to me.

22. There is a text called Mulan Joins the Army. At that time, I didn’t even believe that Mulan joined the army without being discovered! It’s impossible! Later I met Li Yuchun and found out_Oh! This is technically possible!

23. Some people say long-distance relationships are hard, some say homosexual relationships are hard, some say sister-brother relationships are hard, some say teacher-student relationships are hard, some say long-distance relationships are hard, but I say the hardest thing is having no one to love. !

24. I sent my heart to the wrong address. Can you please return it to me now?

25. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

26. If marriage is the tomb of love, then blind date is to look at the feng shui of the tomb, confession is to dig one's own grave, marriage is to sacrifice one's love, to fall in love with another is to move the grave, and the third party is to rob the tomb.

27. Wife, I shouldn’t use bedsheets to clean my shoes, but I just came back from a business trip and I can’t change it for a while. I was wrong.

28. What is a bad person? A man who takes off his pants during the day and a woman who does not take off her makeup at night.

29. Leaders are generally ignorant.

30. Every time a day passes, I circle it on the calendar. On Sunday, I realized that my days had been marked by ellipses.

31. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can become a mother casually.

32. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

33. The difference between an affair and an affair is that the former is together and the latter is not.

34. I spent 80,000 yuan to buy a Western Zhou clay pot. Yesterday I went to the "Treasure Appraisal" column for appraisal. The expert said seriously: "How can this be from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!"

35. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.

36. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

37. The world’s shortest science fiction novel: The last man on earth was sitting at home, and suddenly there was a knock on the door.

38. You are the landlord of my land.

39. The types of animals are decreasing, but the types of humans are increasing?

40. If you are bored, you can play with snot bubbles.

41. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

42. The first line: I didn’t bring my student ID card, admission ticket, or ID card; the second line: I didn’t do the listening, reading, and composition questions; the horizontal line: the emphasis is on participation.

43. The unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become other people’s husbands? Someone reminded her: Wives train good husbands by themselves, and no man can be self-taught.

44. The scary thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

45. The shortest fairy tale in the world: a toad marries a swan!

46. The first letter of my wife is Lp, and the first letter of my beautiful wife is pL. I suddenly understood that a wife is often the opposite of being beautiful.

47. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of every day.

48. Kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your butt is too hot?

49. The difference between classes: primary school classes are tuition-free, junior high school classes are tuition-free, and high school classes are tuition-free. Brain, college tuition fee flow...

50. Spreading rumors is called hype if you do a good job; sleeping is called dream stealing when you are doing a good job; flattery is called praise if you are doing a good job; father, a good job is called Li Gang ; Fooling, doing well is called calmness; inferiority, doing well is called humility; narcissism, doing well is called personality; streaking, doing well is called art; working to death, doing well is called sacrifice; work, doing well is called entrepreneurship ; Comments, well done is called originality; walk-on, well done is called friendly performance!

51. People are like iron, and food is like steel. Don’t pretend to be depressed all day long.

52. Don’t compare humans with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

53. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money!

54. The road is long and long, so it’s better for me to fight it.

55. The last time I opened it from my computer, I saw that Li Yuchun’s poster was so beautiful, and the little girl was so bright! Below is a slogan from the Family Planning Commission, which is: Boys and girls are born the same.

56. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think they are?

57. Not every milk is called Sauternes, and not everyone is as pure as me.

58. When others hold hands, I will hold my dog ??for a walk and swim, and see who is unhappy and bites him twice.

59. Lovers will eventually become house slaves, and those who own houses will eventually become married.

60. Executive diary: getting up in the morning: boxing; meeting in the morning: napping; eating at noon: burping; working in the afternoon: burping; working overtime in the evening: playing cards; entertainment in the evening: having sex; coming home late at night: fighting.

61. I have always had a doubt in my mind. It has been 5 years, exactly 5 years, what does the gray wolf eat to survive...

62. Can we find a place? Have a drink and make friends? Or should I give you my wallet directly?

63. Don’t tell me that you love me. I feel like vomiting after hearing this sentence too much...

64. To me, you are a light bulb in the dark and a light in the hungry. Bread, cotton-padded jackets in winter, ice cream in summer. You are the only treasure in my life.

65. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late...

66. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as a wake-up alarm.

67. If a woman loves you, you are her husband. Several women love you and you are a man. Ten women love you, you are the love species. Hundreds of women love you, you are an idol. Thousands of women love you, you are a hero. Thousands of women love you, you are the leader. Women all over the country love you, you are the people

68. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I’m sorry for making you feel wronged.

69. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

70. Don’t charge me, because I have caller ID here.

71. Beautiful women generally think men are stupid, while men generally think beautiful women have pig brains.

72. If you send a text message to the person you like and he doesn’t reply, don’t send it again.

73. People like me are ugly, poor in appearance, poor in grades, have no courage and perseverance, timid, have no special skills, can’t speak, are playful, have poor memory, and can’t play games well. People who have no ambition and are afraid of difficulties and failure ~ I really don’t know what to do in the future.

74. Unloading the burden that cannot be unloaded, the road that cannot be retreated; the tears that cannot be endured, the future that cannot be pursued.

75. In order to attract business, the hotpot city wrote this sentence on the billboard: "Self-service hotpot, 30 yuan per person, children under 1 meter in height are free." The aunt from the kindergarten was extremely excited after seeing it. , she took 30 yuan in her arms and led 50 children in her class to the hot pot city

76. The longest love history of a person is probably narcissism...

77. From now on, I bow to the heaven and the earth, and I will suffer from my wife’s anger. Second, I bow to the high hall to work hard for her and be busy for her. From now on, the husband and wife bow to each other and tighten their belts. When they are sent to the bridal chamber, I kneel on the washboard and she sleeps on the bed. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf.

78. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can’t be experts in the stock market! There are only losers and winners in the stock market.

79. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly I became fat one bite at a time.

80. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, autumn is weak, and winter is just the right time to sleep.

81. Never becoming an outstanding college student depends on strong character!

82. Put down your airs as a college student and find a meal to eat first!

83. Baidu can’t search for you, so I have to go to Sogou.

84. The beauty of a girl’s heart is flawless; the beauty of a child’s heart is innocence; the beauty of a strong man’s heart is fearlessness; the beauty of a man’s heart is selflessness.

85. The world’s shortest gangster novel: Put on a vest and don’t let anyone recognize you.

86. There is a saying that if a man squats down on the street to tie your shoelaces, you should marry such a man! I want to say, does it matter if you beat me to death?

87. If you don’t experience the collapse of Monday morning, you won’t know the value of Friday afternoon.

88. Only when we lose do we know what we once had.

89. Wandering around the streets, inquiring about the whereabouts of happiness...

90. "There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why fall in love with a flower unrequitedly" actually means - " There are so many men in the world, why do you have to like one woman? ”

91. Why don’t you let ghosts push you around when you are so rich?

92. Li Ao comments on men’s love: ① If you don’t take the initiative, beautiful women will let other men crawl on them. ②If you don’t refuse, an ugly girl will crawl on you. ③ Without commitment, no woman is willing to let you climb on her. Li Ao’s comments on men’s work: ① If you don’t take the initiative, others will take away your good position; ② If you don’t refuse, all bad things will be arranged for you; ③ If you don’t commit, no leader will believe you.

93. The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on warden Zhang: Make him hold a telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine practitioners, and shout with tears and affection: My disease is finally cured!

94. Nowadays, speculation is called intermediary.

95. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If I want to eat big cakes, I will flatten the steamed buns. If I want to eat noodles, I will use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times. !

96. Of course, galvanized coffins are more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.

97. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key!

98. Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.

99. The fireworks blooming in the night sky at the same time, we can see each other's beautiful moments, but I can't light up your life...

100. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used it to roll my eyes.

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