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Selected No Parking Signs in Front of the Door

Chapter 1

1. Stop and be reasonable and don’t block the road. If you are selfish, don’t blame yourself for being cruel.

2. Don’t block the door, let me come out.

3. Due to poor monitoring in this area, car thefts occur frequently. We hope that all car owners will be more vigilant, remember! Remember!

4. The garage is activated, please do not park in front of the door. Thank you for your cooperation.

5. The earth’s crust here is hot and prone to nature.

6. There is a ditch in front of the door. Please be responsible for any damage to your car.

7. Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and close neighbors will never block the door.

8. My brother is going out to pick up a girl soon. Please make it easier for him and stay out of the way.

9. If a bear comes out, take care of yourself.

10. Don’t block my door. I want to go home.

11. If there are vehicles entering or exiting the garage, please do not place your car across the garage door.

12. Car-finding inspiration, drop a car here, the photo is as follows, if anyone knows, please contact me and I will be grateful.

13. Parking is prohibited in front of the garage door. If there is any damage, you will be responsible for the consequences.

14. Please do not block the garage door.

15. Please do not park in front of the garage door. Those who do not heed the advice will be responsible for the consequences.

16. You are a rich person, please don’t park your car and block the door.

17. Parking is prohibited in private garages.

18. Parking is prohibited!

19. When parking in front of the door, please pay attention to the nails on the tires.

20. There are tanks inside, please don’t block the door.

Chapter 2

1. Parking is strictly prohibited and violators will be towed away.

2. Parking here without permission will be towed away.

3. I’m happy if you drive, and I’m even happier if you don’t block the gate.

4. If you park at will, you will have to pay a huge storage fee when you retrieve it.

5. This place is used 24 hours a day and parking is prohibited.

6. To build a harmonious society, don’t block the door.

7. Parking is prohibited, thank you for your cooperation.

8. This is a minefield, please keep your car away from this place.

9. Parking is prohibited in front of the door, and violators will be responsible for the consequences.

10. This area is frequently used and parking is prohibited.

11. Parking is allowed.

12. This is not a parking lot and no vehicles are allowed to be parked.

13. Please do not park in front of the guardrail.

14. If there are cars coming in and out, please do not block the gate. Thank you for your cooperation!

15. Parking is strictly prohibited here. Violators will be towed away.

16. Please do not block the passage in front of the door.

17. No parking is allowed except for loading.

18. Parking of vehicles is prohibited at the entrance and exit of the passage.

19. Long-term parking is prohibited.

20. Visitor parking lot.

Chapter 3

1. Please do not park in front of the garage door.

2. Vehicles entering and exiting the garage are prohibited from parking in front of the door.

3. A good dog stays out of the way.

4. Park here, this article comes from. Please pay attention to the flower pots upstairs.

5. In this land of arms, be careful of your car.

6. Parking is prohibited in front of the garage door.

7. When entering or exiting vehicles, please do not park or tow vehicles.

8. Parking in front of the door will result in the death of the car.

9. Parking is prohibited in front of the garage door. If you make any mistakes, you will be responsible for the consequences.

10. For your convenience, please do not park in front of the garage door.

11. When parking, be reasonable and don’t block the road. If you are selfish, don’t blame yourself for being cruel.

12. Don’t block the door, let me out.

13. Due to poor monitoring in this area, car thefts occur frequently. We hope that all car owners will be more vigilant and remember! Remember!

14. The garage is open. Please do not park in front of the door. Thank you for your cooperation.

15. The earth’s crust here is high-temperature and prone to nature.

16. There is a ditch in front of the door. Please be responsible for any damage to your car.

17. Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and close neighbors will never block the door.

18. My brother is going out to pick up a girl soon. Please make it easier for him and stay out of the way.

19. If a bear comes out, take care of yourself.

20. Don’t block my door. I want to go home.