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1, the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-each showing his magical powers
2. The white lady drinks realgar wine-showing her true colors.
3. Boil jiaozi in the teapot-you can't pour it out when you have it.
4. Blow the horn outside the window-the name (sound) is outside.
5. Horse racing is cornered on the bow.
6, knocked over the five-flavored bottle-sweet and sour, spicy and salty, everything.
7, what's next-ask to the end.
8, lamp oil dry burning core (heart)
9. Dripping water wears away the stone-Rome wasn't built in a day.
10. Tie a chicken feather on a telephone pole-what a big duster.
1 1, lost watermelon to pick up sesame seeds-penny wise and pound foolish.
12, planting wheat in winter paddy field-strange planting (alas)
13, the stone in the cesspit-smelly and hard
14, rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.
15, anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes-overqualified
16, Toad jumps into the well-I don't understand (plop)
17, a handful of salt was spilled in the oil pan-it exploded.
18, Han Xin points soldiers-the more the better.
19, good mud makes a good stove-good intentions are not rewarded.
20, monkeys fishing for the moon-a waste of time.
2 1, weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens-unkind.
22, Jiang Taigong fishing-willing to take the bait
23, two boats-wavering
24. Walking on the zigzag bridge-make a detour
25. Bao Gong of Kaifeng Prefecture-impartial
26, Confucius moved-all lost (book)
27, Confucius inkstone-the heart is too dark
28, the tiger's ass-untouchable
29. Grandma eats porridge-shameless (indecent)
30. Rats cross the street-everyone is shouting.
3 1, the old woman opens her mouth-her eyes are endless (teeth)
32, deaf ears-decoration
33. Lions on the Lugou Bridge-countless
34. Shen Zhi has become a monk-there is nothing to worry about.
35, cats cry mice-crocodile tears
36. Look at the door-look at the door.
37. It is difficult for a clay idol to cross the river.
38. Ride a donkey and read a songbook-we'll see.
39. Bricks for building walls-from the back
40, a thousand miles to send goose feathers-the ceremony is light and affectionate.
4 1, ginger is spicy
42. Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.
43, 42 cotton-no way (playing)
44, temple fire-wonderful (temple) zai (disaster)
45. Sun Shengda listened to this spell-headache.
46. The telescope on the observatory-so ambitious.
47. There are sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet-it's terrible.
48. My nephew plays with lanterns as usual (uncle)
49. Wear a skirt on snowy days-beautiful and moving (freezing people).
50, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white
5 1, the dumb eats coptis chinensis-you can't say if you have bitterness.
52, dumb lawsuit-speechless
You can eat three liters of rice at a meal-your stomach is very big.
54. The tattoo on Yue Fei's back-loyalty to the country
55, early flowering red plum-stand out.
56, Zhang Er monks-scratching their heads.
57. Sesame blossoms are on the rise.
58. Pig Bajie entered the daughter country-he didn't want to leave.
59. Draw water with a sieve
60. Blow the horn by plane-March forward triumphantly.
2. Two-part allegorical sayings of Three Kingdoms
The reincarnation of Cao Cao-suspicious? Cao Cao is a meritocratic person.
Huang Zhong's Challenge-Refusing to Be Old? Grass boat borrows arrows-full load.
Zhang Fei sleeps-without closing his eyes? Huang Zhong's archery-hitting every shot.
Zhang Fei's debt collection-fierce momentum? Kong Ming practices the piano-a cliche.
Killing Guan Yu-framing others? Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-up to no good.
Ma Su's fight was exaggerated, and Wei Zhu was shameless.
Zhang Fei went into battle in disguise-the rampaging Dou became an official in name only.
Zhang Fei Embroiders-There is a fine Guan Yu in the rough-Fearless.
Zhang Fei pulled off the bridge-brave and foolhardy? Doujiang Mountain-Free door-to-door delivery
Zhang Fei wears a mask-big eyes? Liu Bei's expert in weaving straw sandals
Guan Yu opened his eyes-killing people?
Zhao Zilong sent troops-is it to win back?
Xu Chudou Ma Chao-shirtless
Fierce flying knife-aggressive
Zhang Fei ate a certain weight.
Zhang Fei's massacre-fierce?
Liu Bei voted for a child-to buy people's hearts?
Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.
Xu Shu entered Cao Cao-without saying a word?
Cao Cao defeated Wancheng
Cao Cao meets Ma Chao-Cut beard and abandon robe?
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake
Guan Yunchang farted.-Blushing?
Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-terrible luck.
Guan Yu sneezes-bragging?
Zhang Fei vs Guan Yu-can't forget the old feelings.
Guan Yu went to Maicheng-Is the end coming?
Zhuge Liang mourned his filial piety-hypocrisy.
Zhang Fei's war horse is super-regardless of the outcome?
Zhang Fei sells weights-people are strong and goods are hard.
Lu Su took Kong Ming away-full of admiration?
Guan Yu entered the palace-cut to the chase
Guan Yu's shop-genuine?
Guan Yu defended his sister-in-law-friendship is the most important thing
Sima kua Zhuge-candidly admit defeat?
Guan Yu as a carpenter-drastic
Kongming frowned-on my mind?
Zhang Fei hits the thick bar-it's very simple.
Kong Ming borrows the east wind-use the weather skillfully?
Huang Zhong wields a sledgehammer-old and strong.
Pang Tong as magistrate of a county-overqualified?
Guan Yu has a nosebleed-red on top of red.
Jiang Gan steals books-too clever to be wise.
Kong Ming used an empty plan-the last resort.
Huang Zhong makes friends-the old man is not old.
Zhang Fei wears a needle eye and small eyes.
Zhang Fei sells tofu-strong goods are not hard.
Kong Ming's Kit —— An inexhaustible plan
Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang-Different Tempers
Watching the Three Kingdoms shed tears —— Concerned about the ancients
Zhang Fei catches grasshoppers-it's difficult to make them.
Liu Bei's Jiangshan-Sun Quan Who is crying?
Zhou Yumou seeks Jingzhou-with his wife and soldiers.
Boiling beans and burning beans-the whole family
The story of Diusim played by Lu Bu-the hero is both sad and beautiful.
Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao-in Cao Cao and in the Han Dynasty.
Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to hit and one is willing to get it.
Zhuge Liang plays with dogs-he has been a fool all his life.
Abolish Wei's "Copy the Old Spectrum"
Guan Yu curettage bone to cure poison-no pain.
Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows (many people know)
Liu Bei's three visits to the cottage-it's hard to ask.
The boat borrowed an arrow-if you borrow an arrow, you can't return it.
Guan Yu's Reading Spring and Autumn Annals —— It's clear at a glance
Look at Zhuge Liang through the crack of the door-look down on heroes
Kongming cries and beheads Ma Su-law enforcement is like a mountain.
Scold Liu Bei and look at Zhang Fei-looking for anger
Lu Su absently boarded Kong Ming's boat.
Sima yi's broken gossip-don't pretend to understand.
Zhuge Liang burns incense and plays the piano-mystifying.
Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mystery
Zhuge Liang's war of words led to Confucianism-all by one mouth
Zhao Yun showed great power to Changbanpo.
Kong Ming's Big Sky Plan-Saving the Day
Cao Cao's defeat in Huarong Road-shuddering.
Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-as expected.
Playing with a big knife in front of Guan Yu-overreaching.
Kong Ming plays the piano and retires from Zhong Da —— Keep calm in the crisis.
Find a bearded man in Guandi Temple-I bet.
Zhou Yu fell ill in Luhuadang-Qisha.
Eat Cao Cao's food and do Liu Bei's thing-eat inside and climb outside
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