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1, General Xie Houyu

1, the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-each showing his magical powers

2. The white lady drinks realgar wine-showing her true colors.

3. Boil jiaozi in the teapot-you can't pour it out when you have it.

4. Blow the horn outside the window-the name (sound) is outside.

5. Horse racing is cornered on the bow.

6, knocked over the five-flavored bottle-sweet and sour, spicy and salty, everything.

7, what's next-ask to the end.

8, lamp oil dry burning core (heart)

9. Dripping water wears away the stone-Rome wasn't built in a day.

10. Tie a chicken feather on a telephone pole-what a big duster.

1 1, lost watermelon to pick up sesame seeds-penny wise and pound foolish.

12, planting wheat in winter paddy field-strange planting (alas)

13, the stone in the cesspit-smelly and hard

14, rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.

15, anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes-overqualified

16, Toad jumps into the well-I don't understand (plop)

17, a handful of salt was spilled in the oil pan-it exploded.

18, Han Xin points soldiers-the more the better.

19, good mud makes a good stove-good intentions are not rewarded.

20, monkeys fishing for the moon-a waste of time.

2 1, weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens-unkind.

22, Jiang Taigong fishing-willing to take the bait

23, two boats-wavering

24. Walking on the zigzag bridge-make a detour

25. Bao Gong of Kaifeng Prefecture-impartial

26, Confucius moved-all lost (book)

27, Confucius inkstone-the heart is too dark

28, the tiger's ass-untouchable

29. Grandma eats porridge-shameless (indecent)

30. Rats cross the street-everyone is shouting.

3 1, the old woman opens her mouth-her eyes are endless (teeth)

32, deaf ears-decoration

33. Lions on the Lugou Bridge-countless

34. Shen Zhi has become a monk-there is nothing to worry about.

35, cats cry mice-crocodile tears

36. Look at the door-look at the door.

37. It is difficult for a clay idol to cross the river.

38. Ride a donkey and read a songbook-we'll see.

39. Bricks for building walls-from the back

40, a thousand miles to send goose feathers-the ceremony is light and affectionate.

4 1, ginger is spicy

42. Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

43, 42 cotton-no way (playing)

44, temple fire-wonderful (temple) zai (disaster)

45. Sun Shengda listened to this spell-headache.

46. The telescope on the observatory-so ambitious.

47. There are sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet-it's terrible.

48. My nephew plays with lanterns as usual (uncle)

49. Wear a skirt on snowy days-beautiful and moving (freezing people).

50, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white

5 1, the dumb eats coptis chinensis-you can't say if you have bitterness.

52, dumb lawsuit-speechless

You can eat three liters of rice at a meal-your stomach is very big.

54. The tattoo on Yue Fei's back-loyalty to the country

55, early flowering red plum-stand out.

56, Zhang Er monks-scratching their heads.

57. Sesame blossoms are on the rise.

58. Pig Bajie entered the daughter country-he didn't want to leave.

59. Draw water with a sieve

60. Blow the horn by plane-March forward triumphantly.

2. Two-part allegorical sayings of Three Kingdoms

The reincarnation of Cao Cao-suspicious? Cao Cao is a meritocratic person.

Huang Zhong's Challenge-Refusing to Be Old? Grass boat borrows arrows-full load.

Zhang Fei sleeps-without closing his eyes? Huang Zhong's archery-hitting every shot.

Zhang Fei's debt collection-fierce momentum? Kong Ming practices the piano-a cliche.

Killing Guan Yu-framing others? Dong Zhuo went to Beijing-up to no good.

Ma Su's fight was exaggerated, and Wei Zhu was shameless.

Zhang Fei went into battle in disguise-the rampaging Dou became an official in name only.

Zhang Fei Embroiders-There is a fine Guan Yu in the rough-Fearless.

Zhang Fei pulled off the bridge-brave and foolhardy? Doujiang Mountain-Free door-to-door delivery

Zhang Fei wears a mask-big eyes? Liu Bei's expert in weaving straw sandals

Guan Yu opened his eyes-killing people?

Zhao Zilong sent troops-is it to win back?

Xu Chudou Ma Chao-shirtless

Fierce flying knife-aggressive

Zhang Fei ate a certain weight.

Zhang Fei's massacre-fierce?

Liu Bei voted for a child-to buy people's hearts?

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Xu Shu entered Cao Cao-without saying a word?

Cao Cao defeated Wancheng

Cao Cao meets Ma Chao-Cut beard and abandon robe?

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Guan Yunchang farted.-Blushing?

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-terrible luck.

Guan Yu sneezes-bragging?

Zhang Fei vs Guan Yu-can't forget the old feelings.

Guan Yu went to Maicheng-Is the end coming?

Zhuge Liang mourned his filial piety-hypocrisy.

Zhang Fei's war horse is super-regardless of the outcome?

Zhang Fei sells weights-people are strong and goods are hard.

Lu Su took Kong Ming away-full of admiration?

Guan Yu entered the palace-cut to the chase

Guan Yu's shop-genuine?

Guan Yu defended his sister-in-law-friendship is the most important thing

Sima kua Zhuge-candidly admit defeat?

Guan Yu as a carpenter-drastic

Kongming frowned-on my mind?

Zhang Fei hits the thick bar-it's very simple.

Kong Ming borrows the east wind-use the weather skillfully?

Huang Zhong wields a sledgehammer-old and strong.

Pang Tong as magistrate of a county-overqualified?

Guan Yu has a nosebleed-red on top of red.

Jiang Gan steals books-too clever to be wise.

Kong Ming used an empty plan-the last resort.

Huang Zhong makes friends-the old man is not old.

Zhang Fei wears a needle eye and small eyes.

Zhang Fei sells tofu-strong goods are not hard.

Kong Ming's Kit —— An inexhaustible plan

Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang-Different Tempers

Watching the Three Kingdoms shed tears —— Concerned about the ancients

Zhang Fei catches grasshoppers-it's difficult to make them.

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-Sun Quan Who is crying?

Zhou Yumou seeks Jingzhou-with his wife and soldiers.

Boiling beans and burning beans-the whole family

The story of Diusim played by Lu Bu-the hero is both sad and beautiful.

Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao-in Cao Cao and in the Han Dynasty.

Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai-one is willing to hit and one is willing to get it.

Zhuge Liang plays with dogs-he has been a fool all his life.

Abolish Wei's "Copy the Old Spectrum"

Guan Yu curettage bone to cure poison-no pain.

Si Mazhao's heart-everyone knows (many people know)

Liu Bei's three visits to the cottage-it's hard to ask.

The boat borrowed an arrow-if you borrow an arrow, you can't return it.

Guan Yu's Reading Spring and Autumn Annals —— It's clear at a glance

Look at Zhuge Liang through the crack of the door-look down on heroes

Kongming cries and beheads Ma Su-law enforcement is like a mountain.

Scold Liu Bei and look at Zhang Fei-looking for anger

Lu Su absently boarded Kong Ming's boat.

Sima yi's broken gossip-don't pretend to understand.

Zhuge Liang burns incense and plays the piano-mystifying.

Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan-mystery

Zhuge Liang's war of words led to Confucianism-all by one mouth

Zhao Yun showed great power to Changbanpo.

Kong Ming's Big Sky Plan-Saving the Day

Cao Cao's defeat in Huarong Road-shuddering.

Cao Cao defeated Huarong Road-as expected.

Playing with a big knife in front of Guan Yu-overreaching.

Kong Ming plays the piano and retires from Zhong Da —— Keep calm in the crisis.

Find a bearded man in Guandi Temple-I bet.

Zhou Yu fell ill in Luhuadang-Qisha.

Eat Cao Cao's food and do Liu Bei's thing-eat inside and climb outside