Classic quotations from football players?

The first one tells the story of Tuoniu and his daughter. The humorous conversation between Torres and his daughter makes people interpret many funny jokes.

Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player from Spain. He didn't do very well at the club and scored few goals. He is not even the main player of the national team, but he can play at the last minute of the final and score goals. Finally, the player lifted the big ear cup and the Roudny cup! Slap the person who laughed at him severely!

The daughter said: Who is this, so lucky? Torres replied: ... this is your uncle Mata!

Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, another player left Iberia to go to the Premier League alone. Since then, he has been wearing a red shirt and wandering in the middle reaches, but he has never gained anything. Even in the lowest valley, I can still win all the championships on the cold bench with the powerful matador, breaking all doubts and perfectly interpreting the organic combination of soy sauce and greatness.

The daughter covered her mouth and answered, Dad, you are so great! Torres said angrily, shut up! This is not me! It's your uncle Reina! !

The second part is the origin of Arsenal's four genius nicknames.

Who are the four talents of Arsenal? Fan ambition, loyalty and subordination, self-interest and Song Gongming. Xiong Wei, a fan, was originally named Van Persie. When he left Arsenal, he said that I didn't leave here because of money and thought that I always had the ambition to win the championship, so the fans nicknamed him Van Xiong Wei.

The reason why Fabregas is called loyalty method and inversion method stems from his great loyalty to Professor Wenger, and inversion method is a bit interesting. He once joined Barcelona upside down! The name "upside down" is famous for this;

The egoistic Nasri is just the opposite of Fan's ambition. How poor Arsenal is after leaving with a high salary! In order to get higher honor, Alexander Song joined Barcelona and sought fame all his life! People send Song Gongming.

The third article Pique's nickname

The origin of Pique's seeing through: In a game, Pique once vowed that all the fake actions and attempts of Cristiano Ronaldo could not escape his eyes and could see through everything, but when the game really came, Pique was always shot by Cristiano Ronaldo many times. This is what Pique saw through.

The origin of Pickenbauer: Pique became famous when he was young, and with his great talent in football, he was once considered as the first heir of Betty, hence the name Pickenbauer.

The origin of Pichishi: I think Pichishi lived up to expectations when Barcelona defender Picco led the team to be crushed by Bayern 7-0!

The origin of pichira, this is a bit of a joke, because pique's wife is shakira, so she rides it ~

Although the nickname is unscrupulous, it is also the intimate performance of every player in the fan team ~ Don't spray if you don't like it! Ha ha!

The fourth article Andy Lau is in Africa

Drogba, known as World of Warcraft, is the Andy Lau of Africa. This is entirely because he always likes to polish his hair in every game, and he is a very famous star in C? te d 'Ivoire, who looks like Andy Lau?

All should be as famous and powerful as Andy Lau, so Andy Lau in Africa is not worthy of the name.

The fifth article tells several jokes about the national football team.

Investment skills of the national football team: If you can start with 1990, just take out a small amount of 1000 yuan in each national football game, the more the better, never win, only lose! Then you are a millionaire now, with about 4.59 million remitted to your account.

What stocks, bank financing? Believe me, these are not as stable as the national football team! Not every kind of milk is called Telunsu, but there is a team that can lose. National football financing is worth having.

I have seen that the national football can be brought back to life: everything is relative, and others are spraying the national football! I want to thank him for saving the life of a friend of mine. My buddy had a car accident last year and was hit into a vegetable. He has been in a coma in the hospital, and the doctor said there is no hope of waking up!

Even so, one day when a little nurse came to take care of him, she happened to turn on the TV. At this time, it happened that the national football competition was going on, and my buddy miraculously woke up! Get up and turn off the TV!