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What's Spongebob's line?

Spongebob shines brightly. These lines are:

1, "I just like it, but I forget it's inappropriate."

At that time, Boss Crab fell in love with Spongebob's driving coach Mrs. Poppy Puff. After some pursuit, he found that they were actually not suitable. Do they feel the same way in love? I just like you so much, but I forgot that we are not suitable. ...

2. "I don't know, what are you doing when I'm not at home?" "When you come back."

Spongebob and Patrick have a very deep and pure friendship, but in fact, everyone has an understanding of this sentence. For a person who has been wandering all the year round, he will find himself homesick more and more. Sometimes, I think it would be great if he lit the lamp of friendship for himself when he came home. This kind of waiting is warm.

3. "I'm giving up on you. I didn't stay up late and didn't drink this time. "

Even our optimistic Spongebob will get tired sometimes. When we are injured and abandoned again and again, we will slowly learn to heal ourselves. There is nothing to be proud of, but our armor is a little thicker.

4. "Guess how many sweets I have? You guessed it. I will give it to you. " "Five!" "That's right! I'll give you two first, and the rest will be given to you next time ~ "

Friendship can make our life happier and look forward to it. As a very special existence among "friends", the friendship between Spongebob and Patrick is very envied by many people. Moreover, Spongebob never stints on the convenience brought by friendship, and whenever he has something good, he will share it with his good friend Patrick.

For example, if you have candy, you obviously only have two, but Patrick is wrong, but our Spongebob does think from another angle.

5. "He is really terrible. I feel sick at the sight of him! Those big eyes, square body, two front teeth and that stupid tie! That's terrible! But these look good on you ~ "

You are unique in my eyes. Even if you hate such people, you will find thousands of reasons to say that you are different. You are my favorite person. That's what friends do when they spit on each other.

Although I hate you in my mouth, I really want to be with you in my heart. It is precisely because I have no defense and deep trust that this is really an important recognition for my friend, and I envy it very much.

6. "Knowledge can't replace friendship. I would rather be a fool than lose you. "

Once, Patrick accidentally installed a very smart Sandy's brain for himself. After that, he became very smart, but he also lost his friendship. When he became famous, he found nothing around him. Those who walked side by side with him have gone. In fact, many people look glamorous, but in fact, they have a lonely heart hidden inside. Sometimes they want to go back in time. Although they were not very successful, they took advantage of those friends and happiness.