A two-act script with the theme of cherishing life Urgent! urgent! The sooner the better

These 6, I found them on several websites:

1 Double recital "Surprise of Joy Begets Sadness"

Opening: The two of us will perform today A double act, talking about this double act is very interesting. It requires one person to perform in front and the other person to speak the lines in the back. From a distance, it looks like one person, which requires the performance of the two to be very special. There is a tacit understanding and great cooperation, otherwise the double act would not be called a double act. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, a person is not beautiful until he matures, and we will see when this person becomes mature, it is better not to mature! What we bring to you next is a new work of ours called "Emergency of Joy Begets Sadness", I hope you like it!

A: The city of life is precious, but the price of love is even higher. In order to earn RMB, he is willing to become a shemale. I haven’t introduced myself yet. My surname is Zhao, and I’m nicknamed Zhao Renyao. Friends here can just call me by my nickname when they see me in the future. Ask me what my nickname is. Tell everyone to remember my nickname. Called a shemale. I am a ladyboy, I am a ladyboy, am I really a ladyboy! (Stop, stop, stop! Come out! Why did I turn into a shemale when I came out of your mouth? Am I called a shemale?

B: Sorry, never, never!

A: My surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Zhixiang. The media said that I have a very special appearance, with a face shaped like a slipper. Because of this, many singers sang a popular song for me that everyone liked very much, and it quickly became popular. Popular, ah! What song is so influential? It's the song "I'm Not Zhao Zhongxiang" sung by Wang Rong. Thank you! (Stop! Is this the song Wang Rong sang? She sang "I'm Not Huang Rong". , What kind of cultural level is this? It’s always been!) My job is to sell products, and I have a unique way to talk and talk sweetly. My biggest characteristic is that I have a great body. , eating Paipai is delicious, and I have never been to a hospital in my life. Yesterday I went out to sell my products, and I spotted one. After talking for a long time, he refused to buy my products. I spent more than 300 miles with him, and finally sold him. Bottle won the first prize in the first sales skit competition of Guangxi University of Finance and Economics. The product mentioned in the entry - Naoheijing. In order to celebrate the success of the promotion, I ate 50 salted duck eggs in one bite. I just finished eating half of it. Appendicitis! Doctor! How much does it cost?

A: You don’t need that knife! Cut the appendix! Just come here! I'll give you my life!

How much does it cost? A: 80 at most!

80!

Oh, it’s so cheap! You have to pay a price for everything! I paid more than 80 for cutting off the fish head yesterday! I want to call the whole family together to have the appendix cut off! Hurry up! Take advantage of the heat!

B: It’s not like I’m having an operation! By the way, do you want an anesthetic?

A: Oops! Why are you killing pigs? Why don’t you kill me?

You only have 80. Money! Where can I get anesthesia?

A: Why don’t you get anesthesia? If you don’t get anesthesia, it will kill me! : An injection!

A: 800! Doctor, are you taking an anesthetic?

B: Imported anesthesia! Anesthesia!

B: Doctor, which brand of anesthetic is so powerful?

A: After the injection, it feels like death. .

B: Doctor, are there any cheaper ones?

A: There are cheap ones! The effect is not guaranteed! He woke up as soon as he woke up, and the areas that should be numbed were not numb, and the areas that shouldn’t be anesthetized were anesthetized for a long time! I will be irresponsible if it affects your physiological functions and marital life after having a baby!

A: Ah! Those who import, those doctors who import! Taking Hanxiao Jiuquan brand anesthesia is a cheap product with too many side effects! I can't carry it!

B: OK! Get a shot! Does it still hurt?

A: Oops! After all, it’s money, it’s money, it’s goods! It’s numb just because you’re shouting!

B: We’re ready to disembowel it! I want to ask for your opinion, should this scalpel still be sterilized?

A: Doctor! The knives are not sterilized!

B: The disinfection fee is 500 yuan!

A: Then no need! I brought a lighter! If you burn that knife twice on the fire, it will be the same!

B: You are a very imaginative patient! !

A: There is no way! It’s impossible to be uncanny when I encounter a doctor like you!

B: Let’s disembowel him! oops! oops! Bleeding! Oh, you are full of blood! So high! Do you want to stop the bleeding?

A: Of course we have to stop the bleeding! Why doesn't the bleeding stop, doctor?

B: Do you use hemostatic gauze or a rag?

A: Doctor! You still have a rag to stop the bleeding!

B: That hemostatic gauze costs 500 yuan!

A: Ouch! As much money as you want! Stop the bleeding first! It's going to kill me!

B: Yes! If you have this attitude, it will be easier for me! Let me stop the bleeding first! Open the wound! Find the appendix and cut it out with a knife! Congratulations! The operation was a complete success! One last question! Do you want to sew it up again?

A: Doctor, why are you planning to let me go out with my chest? If you go out, you will attract flies!

2 Group Double Act "Whispers in the Dormitory"

Opening remarks: Today I will perform a group double act. This group double act is inspired by the group cross talk. I want to say This double act is very interesting. It requires one to perform in the front and the other to speak the lines in the back. From a distance, it looks like one person. This requires that the two people's performances must be very tacit and very... Cooperate, otherwise the double act would not be called the double act. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, a person is not beautiful until he matures, and we will see when this person becomes mature, it is better not to mature! Next, we bring you a new work called "Dormitory Whispers". I hope you like it!

A "If all the girls give their love, how beautiful the lonely boy will become, la la la, la la la, la la la, can't sleep."

B: Hey, hey, what are you doing? They don't let people sleep in the middle of the night. This is a new society. How come the old society's exploitation of working people - the chicken crows in the middle of the night - still exists! What's more, this voice is not as good as the sound of a cock crow! What's wrong, brother sleeping on the upper bunk, if you have any troubles, tell me!

A: Stop talking, it’s not just for women, no! A girl to be precise! Blow again!

B: Blowing again! How many places are you at? Even Miyasari Ryota can't compare to you. I think you're about to catch up with Sakuragi Hanamichi. I mean, aren't you a woman? Without her, the male compatriots can't survive?

C: That’s right! It's our dormitory's fault. Nowadays, if you don't have money, you can't even think about finding a GF. What's more, our dormitory is all paupers. Let's be real, let's let the girls go to drink the northwest wind with us!

Ding: I’m dizzy! It’s pretty good to drink when there’s a northwest wind! At least you can make cakes to satisfy your hunger. The most terrifying thing is whether there is a northwest wind to drink or not, that is still a question! Why bother with a woman! But having said that, what caused the "peacock to fly southeast" this time? Last time it seemed that it was because you were not manly and looked more and more like an old lady.

A: What’s wrong with the old lady? Does this reflect my extraordinary appearance? Full proof of that statement!

C: Which sentence!

A: Is half a man a woman?

B: Oh my god, you still feel proud, right? Our dormitory has been completely embarrassed by you! This time! And for what! Is it because I have no money or no sex?

A: This time it’s my appearance that’s to blame! She said that I looked like Pan Changjiang from a distance, Zhao Benshan from up close, Zeng Ziwei from the left, and Zhao Chuan from the right. I simply had "four different looks".

C: Cough! Wouldn't it be over if I just said you were ugly?

A: Doesn’t this hurt my self-esteem? I am a bit ugly, but I am very gentle!

B: I didn’t realize it, Wen Wen, but with your ugliness, you can almost catch up with the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain!

C: It would be better if he were Sun Hou! What's the big deal about being ugly? The worst thing you can do is change seventy-two times and become a handsome boy to charm the girls in our university! : By the way, let me introduce a few to my buddies!

Ding: I don’t want it. I will choose the latter between MM and ONLINE. I am not interested in MM.

A: Don’t always say something wrong about me! That’s right! The year is coming soon! What are your plans?

B: Sleep! Going to meet my fairy sister in my dream! Real life is too hypocritical. I really regret the importance of food and clothing. In my eyes, everyone I see looks like a lonely ghost. I simply don’t care, so I go to deliver water with my fairy sister in my dream!

C: Chief, I am not telling you. You know who you are all day long. You sleep when you eat, and you eat when you sleep. I don’t see you getting fat. Aren’t you wasting the country’s food? Are you worthy of the aunt in our school cafeteria? Seriously, you need to do some facts! The end of the year is coming soon. There are so many activities, but there is no one you can watch?

Ding: I want to go to our school’s welcome party! I've heard that there are a lot of pretty girls out there, and maybe I can pick up one or two with my charm!

A: Who said just now that you are not interested in MM! This time I immediately changed my mind! It’s true that “a man’s heart is as deep as the sea.”

B: Isn’t this illiterate? It's a good thing that you have studied in college for 2 years, so why do you speak so poorly? What is meant by "a man's heart is as deep as the ocean floor"? The correct meaning is "a woman's heart is as deep as the ocean floor". Do you know?

Ding: That’s what the dorm leader taught you! I have a note! Why don't we go out and stay in a hotel on Christmas Eve? How about we also go and enjoy the taste of a 3-star hotel?

A: What? Go and get a room outside, just us old men.

B: What are you calling? Don't call in the dormitory manager, make a fuss about it when you haven't met him before, it's so old-fashioned!

C: I think this suggestion will work. Anyway, most of them spend Christmas in pairs that night, so the four of us singles have to find something to do! I feel that staying in a hotel is not enough, so I should go out for a big meal first. How about hot pot?

Ding: Stop talking, my mouth is drooling now.

B: It’s worthless, just a hot pot meal! If you have two bottles of wine, will you get up and start eating right away? Just know how to eat!

A: House chief! Can I bring my family members with me?

B: You pay for the money to take care of your family members, it cannot be counted in the account of the bachelor group of four!

A: Got it, no need to say this!

B: It’s too late, I have to get up early tomorrow!

C: Do morning exercises!

Ding: When will it be done?

B: Otherwise, I won’t remember anything at all! It’s 6 o’clock!

A: House chief! What time will it be done?

Ding: Why are you shouting so loudly! I'm going to die!

B: It’s 6 o’clock! Stop talking and go to sleep!

A: Chief, I don’t think anyone should sleep.

B: What’s wrong!

A: I looked at my watch just now and it’s already 5:60!

Yi Bing Ding: Ah! get up! Do exercises!

A: Do exercises! Life is hard!

3 Double Acts "Dormitory Hygiene"

Opening remarks: Today we will perform a double act. Speaking of this double act, it is very interesting. It requires one to perform in front and perform actions at the same time. The other person is speaking the lines from behind. From a distance, it looks like one person. This requires the two people to have a very tacit understanding and cooperation in their performances, otherwise the double act will not be called a double act. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, a person is not beautiful until he matures, and we will see when this person becomes mature, it is better not to mature! Next, we bring you a new work called "Radio Station". I hope you like it! Then the two of us will start performing!

Beep, beep, beep, beep, the last sound just now was Beijing time - can’t see clearly! Nanning Haliyou Radio Station, the anchor is 250, the medium broadcaster is 3721, and the stereo sound has started to broadcast now. Hello, listeners, I am a radio host and my name is Boring. Although my name is very similar to that of the famous host Wu Wu, except for our outstanding appearance, we have nothing in common. Okay! Now please enjoy the weekly song , why is it called "Song of the Week"! That is to say, there is a girl who changes her boyfriend every week! Please enjoy the Chinese Rumors sung by Zhao Zhixiang, a famous singer in Nanning. Why! ! ! ! (I’m stuck on you. What are you singing? This is a Chinese folk song!) This is a Nanning folk song! ! Who taught you that? It's me! ! You Tie Tie taught you that singing here is unhygienic! Right! You said that some songs on radio and TV are played inexplicably now! Can you sing some healthy songs? ! ) Nanning Hari Oil Radio Station, the following is the advertising time, the Xingfu brand insole series advertisement: Since my child has athlete's foot, he has anorexia, picky eating, not growing up, and is prone to colds. What should I do? He uses Xingfu brand. The insoles are all healed, I am no longer anorexic, I am no longer picky about food, I have grown taller, and my resistance has increased, these are the Xingfu brand insoles! It’s really practical and convenient! friend! Craving roasted sweet potatoes? Roasted sweet potatoes have a fragrant smell, are cheap, and are rich in vitamin A.B.C.D.E.F.G. The wholesale location is in the corner of Chaoyang Square! Friends, do you need toilet paper? Please choose the Guadepa brand sand produced in our factory! Friends, do you want to lose weight? I introduce to you a set of the most novel weight loss exercises! Stretch out your hands, take it down, take out your tongue, and stretch it out! Get ready! Left, right, up and down quickly, I am a dog! As the saying goes, if you walk a hundred steps after a meal, you can live ninety-nine years, if you smoke a cigarette after a meal, you will be a god! I am a god! I ascended to heaven! I want to die! Come out!

4 Double Act "Radio Station"

Opening remarks: Today we will perform a double act. Speaking of this double act, it is very interesting. It requires one to perform in front and perform actions at the same time. The other person is speaking the lines from behind. From a distance, it looks like one person. This requires the two people to have a very tacit understanding and cooperation in their performances, otherwise the double act will not be called a double act. Hurry up, hurry up, put on makeup, as the saying goes, a person is not beautiful until he matures, and we will see when this person becomes mature, it is better not to mature! Next, we bring you a new work called "Radio Station". I hope you like it! Then the two of us will start performing!

Beep, beep, beep, beep, the last sound just now was Beijing time - can’t see clearly! Nanning Haliyou Radio Station, the anchor is 250, the medium broadcaster is 3721, and the stereo sound has started to broadcast now. Hello, listeners, I am a radio host and my name is Boring. Although my name is very similar to that of the famous host Wu Wu, except for our outstanding appearance, we have nothing in common. Okay! Now please enjoy the weekly song , why is it called "Song of the Week"! That is to say, there is a girl who changes her boyfriend every week! Please enjoy the Chinese Rumors sung by Zhao Zhixiang, a famous singer in Nanning.

Why! ! ! ! (I’m stuck on you. What are you singing? This is a Chinese folk song!) This is a Nanning folk song! ! Who taught you that? It's me! ! You Tie Tie taught you that singing here is unhygienic! Right! You said that some songs on radio and TV are played inexplicably now! Can you sing some healthy songs? ! ) Nanning Hariyou Radio Station, the following is the advertising time, the Xingfu brand insole series advertisement: Since my child has athlete's foot, he has developed anorexia, picky eating, not growing up, and is prone to colds. What should I do? He uses Xingfu brand. The insoles are all healed, I am no longer anorexic, I am no longer picky about food, I have grown taller, and my resistance has increased, these are the Xingfu brand insoles! It’s really practical and convenient! friend! Craving roasted sweet potatoes? Roasted sweet potatoes are fragrant, cheap, and rich in vitamin A.B.C.D.E.F.G. The wholesale location is in the corner of Chaoyang Square! Friends, do you need toilet paper? Please choose the Guadepa brand sand produced in our factory! Friends, do you want to lose weight? I introduce to you a set of the most novel weight loss exercises! Stretch out your hands, take it down, take out your tongue, and stretch it out! Get ready! Left, right, up and down quickly, I am a dog! As the saying goes, if you walk a hundred steps after a meal, you can live ninety-nine years, if you smoke a cigarette after a meal, you will be a god! I am a god! I ascended to heaven! I want to die! Come out!

5 Double act: Soldier training

(Based on the background of fresh graduates’ training as soldiers in the detachment.)

A: Dear commanders and comrades-in-arms.

He: Hello everyone! My name is XXX (A), my name is XXX (B).

A: Today the two of us will perform a small show for you.

B: Double act.

A: Yes. In the double act, one performs in front.

B: One said at the back.

A: It’s just a matter of words.

B: Don’t talk about the acting.

A: That’s not a good performance, please give me more applause.

B: It’s an encouragement to both of us. (The two bow to the audience again)

A: (to B) Let’s start?

B: Let’s begin! (A is behind A and B is in front of him, take his place)

A: (in Wuhan dialect) My name is XXX, from Wuhan, Hubei. I have been in the army for 6 years. I graduated today. I haven’t had time to go home yet, so hurry up. The troops are reporting in!

B: (Hurrying back to ask) But you have been promoted to an official position. What kind of official position has the army arranged for you to be?

A: (Mandarin) Turn around! Listen - (pause, change to Wuhan dialect) Serve as a soldier in the service platoon and stand guard for three months - exercise!

What's going on? Where are the troops? Oh, in the nook of Dabie Mountain in Xinyang.

Ouch... This place is out of the way, it's like a place where rabbits don't poop. Look up at the mountains, look down at the river valleys, count the stones, and suffer from mosquito bites!

It was my turn to stand guard. I stood at the door. I couldn’t see anyone for a long time. I didn’t even get a chance to show off to the leader.

Except for a few ordinary people, the people passing by were all cows, sheep, chickens, and dogs. I was so anxious. Two hours of work felt like two years had passed. Same!

When I am bored, I salute those cows, sheep, chickens, and dogs. Hehe, this can be regarded as "post" training!

Take a break! stand at attention! salute! Take a break! stand at attention! Salute... (repeat)

B: (turn away from the seat, speaking in Mandarin) Hey...! Do you want to exhaust me to death? !

A: (in Mandarin) Sorry, I just forgot the words. Come again, come again - (in Wuhan dialect) It's good to stand guard! If you don't stand guard, how can you know the depression and loneliness of the warehouse soldiers? How can you understand the difficulties of the soldiers if you don't stand guard? How can you be a platoon leader without standing guard?

It’s good to stand guard! In one word, great! Two words, great! Three words, very good...

B: (stands up and turns around) I said you can count, you? !

A: (Pushing B back to his seat, speaking in Mandarin) Don’t mess with it, continue, continue. (In Wuhan dialect) Don’t tell me, by standing guard, I have really received a lot of education, gained a lot of knowledge, and gained a lot of feelings.

I found that our warehouse soldiers are really cute... They love the valley, the warehouse, and their jobs. They are willing to endure hardship, loneliness, and selfless dedication... Through their hard work, they Barren hills turned into gardens.

It’s so beautiful. Look, this is a fish pond surrounded by willow shades, this is a leisure pavilion shaded by red flowers, this is a brand new office building, this is a newly developed nursery garden... That tree, How green, those flowers, how red. Oh, it was a paradise...

Later, I went to the more remote Posts 2 and 3 to live for a while. The conditions were even more difficult, and the water I drank was pulled from the mountains. Come up.

The most uncomfortable thing is that there are so many mosquitoes. Those mosquitoes are so big! I'll take a bite out of you, it's so big!

Every night, mosquitoes keep me awake, so I wrap myself tightly in a towel, like a mummy. I just watched how these mosquitoes bit me! "Buzz...buzz..." These mosquitoes were like a group of small helicopters, spinning around my head.

Hey, hey, hey, the one on the left, I’ll hit it! The one on the right, I'll hit it! ...(continuous)

B: (stands up and turns around) Hey! Come out, I didn’t slap you in the face, right?

A: (in Mandarin) Haha... I just want to see how many mosquitoes you can kill. Sorry, I'm going to do it next time. (In Wuhan dialect) In the past few months, I have not only gradually adapted to life in the warehouse, but I have also gained two special partners, one named "Hei Niu" and the other named "Cheetah" - they are the two dogs in our warehouse. Military dogs.

Good guys, when I first saw them, I didn’t dare to let out my big breath, and I didn’t dare to breathe. They stared at me with big vigilant eyes, stuck out their blood-red tongues, and whispered to me. Shouting "Huh...huh..."

I was so scared that I quickly bought some ham sausages.

What's going on? Why buy ham sausage? Paying bribes, making friends now is not that easy. It won't work without benefits. Even these two dogs can't talk to you in vain.

Don’t mention it, it works. After several contacts, they listened to me.

The personalities of these two military dogs are very different. "Black Niu" is flexible, strong-willed and a little extroverted, while "Cheetah" is slow-moving, naive and introverted.

So, "black girls" are often imprisoned by military dog ??handlers because they bite people's chickens and cows.

Once, "Black Girl" chased the common people's cow all over the camp area, and the cow was exhausted and paralyzed from running alive, so it was imprisoned again.

At that time, we were conducting on-the-job training and competition activities. When he saw the "cheetah" being taken out for training, he was extremely angry.

In anger, it jumped out of the two-meter-high fence and injured its leg.

In those days, the guide fed it delicious food every day. I quickly took advantage of this opportunity to curry favor with it. I gave it milk and ham sausage. I sat next to it, feeding it food and touching its head. It sweetens my face while eating.

I touched it, and it licked me... (Continuous) (B quietly stood up, turned around, and touched A’s head)

A: (in Mandarin) You treat me like a dog What...

(Two people take a curtain call, end)

6 Double act: Old naughty boy celebrates the New Year

Double act (text of mobile company)

Old naughty boy celebrating the New Year

Creator: Jiang Keguan

Props: one chair, two wireless microphones, melon cap, wig, etc.

A: Arrangement by the leader I performed a show and it really embarrassed me. You talk about singing, but you like to go off-key. You talk about dancing, but the movements don't match. You talk about acting in sketches, but they are not funny. I have thought of a program and I need an audience member to come up and help me. He just needs to read the script. It’s very simple. Is there anyone willing? (B comes on stage)

B: Can I do it?

A: What is your surname?

B: My surname is Zhu.

A: Zhu, this is not polite. Xiao Zhu, do you know what a double act is?

B: Is it the one who talks at the back and the other does it at the front...

A: That’s right.

B: I have seen it.

A: You want to help me, the one who reads the lyrics at the end.

B: That’s easy. Do you have any words?

A: Yes, I have already prepared it. (passing the words) You get familiar with the words, and I’ll put on makeup. (Make-up next to him)

B: (Reading words) There are many happy events for reform and opening up...

A: Okay, we can start. I sit on the chair and you hide behind the chair. As soon as I slap my hands, you start.

(Everyone takes his/her place)

B: There are many happy events for the reform and opening up...

A: Uh-huh, I didn’t even slap you. here we go? Start over.

B: Okay.

A: (Applause)

B: There are many happy events in the reform and opening up. Mobile antennas are set up on hillsides. Children’s mobile phones are given to me, and I can dial them from all over the world. It’s a great time to celebrate the New Year. The house is full of New Year’s goods. I eat too much big fish and meat. I just want to eat Ka Huan Xi Tuo.

A: (like making a cell phone call)

B: Hey, did you get slapped? You want to fight with your son Yinwa Yin when you go to the city, right? Come back to the sand quickly! What's going on when you come back? Come back and fry the Huanxi Tuo for me to eat. Hey, you brought back a few kilograms of Huifeng wine with me. Hey, hey, you brought back those firecrackers with me.

A: (Put down the phone)

B: The transportation is convenient and the bus is fast. My wife will be home soon. I have prepared the glutinous rice noodles and will wait for you to put them on the pot. The fire is blazing and the oil is boiling, and the fragrance of joy is floating inside and outside the house.

A: (take it and eat it)

B: Oh, it’s so hot! ...so delicious. Eat one more... oops,... eat one more, oops, eat one more, oops, eat one more...

A: (I can’t stand the heat) Stop, stop, stop, you want to burn me to death ah?

B: Didn’t you say Huanxi Tuo is delicious? I want you to eat a few more.

A: It just exploded and made my mouth burn!

B: Okay, I’ll pay attention next.

A: Come again, pay attention. (Applause)

B: After eating Huanxituo, I want to drink some wine. Jingshan Huifeng wine, it tastes really good. No one to accompany you? I'm here to make a call to my son.

A: (calling mobile phone)

B: Hello! Son, can you come back and drink with me? install? Your mobile company is building a provincial-level civilized unit. How busy is it? Forget it, I'll fight in the mirror!

A: (put down the phone)

B: Let me clean the mirror first. Ha ha.

A: (Have a breath, clean the mirror)

B: Have shallow feelings, add a little, have weak feelings, drink Coke, have feelings, drink white wine, have strong feelings, drink high, have feelings Okay, let’s have a bowl of fun, deep feelings, and a clear mouthful!

A: (Appearing drunk)

B: I drank bowl after bowl, bowl after bowl. Uh, this tongue is... is Lang disobedient? The earth is...really spinning! The sky...there are...there are stars in the sky! Oops, I have to... need to relieve myself!

A: (With urine in his hand, he got up and walked)

B: A pound of wine, walked as usual, walked crookedly to the door, opened the door and relieved himself. Oops, once the hand is released, people will be relieved a lot.

A: (Return to sit down)

B: Come on, keep drinking! After drinking liquor and beer, I drank one cup after another... I only heard my wife yell: It's the one who peed into the refrigerator! oops! I just went to relieve myself, and when I opened the door, I saw a sensor light inside the door...

A: (Pull out B) Uh-huh, I may not be so drunk!

B: It’s not a human being who pees in his pants after drinking too much!

A: What you say seriously affects the image of modern farmers!

B: Let me pay more attention.

A: Come again. (Applause)

B: The Chinese New Year is really lively. Every household posts couplets and young and old set off firecrackers. Nowadays, whipping is no longer allowed in the city, but in our hometown we still have open fires.

I asked Bazi to bring back the cannon that Sun Wazi was playing with, and I took it out and played with it!

A: (Take out the lighter)

B: You guys are killing Penka, this whip is so loud!

A: (light the whip, throw the whip)

B: Hiss...

A: (cover the ears)

B: Bah! Interesting, here’s another one.

A: (Click the whip, throw the whip, repeat twice)

B: Hiss..., hiss..., hiss...

A: ( After there is no hissing, pick up the whip and look at it)

B: Bang! !

A: (falling to the ground)

B: Turned! (Take out your mobile phone and dial) 120, please come to Yuanyang Creek, Green Forest Town, as soon as possible. An old naughty boy is injured! (Puts the armor on his back) Since you are willing and weak, why bother drinking and setting off firecrackers! (Under the carapace)