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A few words about Lei Feng

1. The program has only been on for a while, and the four of us are standing on the stage. With gongs and drums, it's even worse!

College life is so novel, you have to rely on yourself. Glory used to stand aside and learn from scratch.

3. The dormitory environment is really good, microwave oven and rice cooker. There's only one thing I can't stand, smelly feet

4. Sleep in the middle of the night, talk nonsense and cheat. Mental state is a word, Kang!

There are quite a few small dishes in Peking University, including noodles and stir-fried dishes. What if I forget to bring my meal card? Eat seasoning!

6. It's really tiring to squeeze meals in the canteen, and the service attitude is underworld. A steamed bread is half pulled. It is really dark!

7. The campus hospital is a little small and the service attitude is not very good. There are not many kinds of drugs, so it is best not to get sick!

8. Recruiting new students in clubs is really lively, and new students are treasures. Only one thing is missing. Throw money!

9. Some students are really tired, and the clubs are all waiting in line. You get soft halfway, lie down and sleep!

10. Peking University Network is really a dish, and its name is Broadband. How much is an international night? 900 yuan!

1 1. Online course selection is really difficult, Monday to Friday. What if I can't log in? F5!

12. There are many computer games, and Warcraft is a big pineapple against terrorism. I forget to do my homework every time I pat my head in class!

13. There are many thieves in Peking University. They run back and forth at both ends every three days. What is the security guard doing? Sleep!

14. It is common to walk around the unnamed lake in pairs. Hide in the shade, shh! Don't look.

15. Double dormitory, both men and women are not tired. Bitter in the heart, money is too expensive!

16. The university has no taste and dozes off in music chat. What should I do if my homework is not good? Roger that.

17. I regret leaving school. My efforts in previous years were in vain. Do it again, and you won't return it!

18. Book prices are soaring, materials are expensive, homework is heavy, and learning is tiring. Burn wax and stay up late to make up the exam, memorize it!

19. Teachers are hard and tired, teaching and educating people is beautiful. What a pity that I didn't do well in the exam!

20. Many teachers are really good, but some are working. What if I'm not ready for class? That's bullshit!

2 1. Some students are so good that they go to class before dawn. The police put up some tables. Sit down!

22. Some general elections are really good, so hurry and get seated. No one came into the classroom, only schoolbags.

23. Graduation distribution is really difficult, and you have to pay for going out across provinces. There is also a good way out, postgraduate entrance examination!

24. The world of life is infinite, and a bright future lies ahead. Recalling the history of honor and disgrace in those years, thank Yanyuan!

25. What we say is not quite right, and we have to offend people. Now we must be ready to retreat!