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What are the homophonic slogans about oil?

In order to ensure safety, we have our own set-China Oil!

Petrochina, eat the world, dizzy!

You buy PetroChina, he treats me well and you can't run away.

Petrochina, with high oil content, is affordable when it falls to the last five days in one day! Look at me. I fell for five days without rebounding. ...

Only buy the right ones, not the expensive ones! PetroChina, stupid fighter! Melatonin in PetroChina stock market.

China Oil-Anything is possible!

Lead the way, oil should be self-reliant.

As soon as PetroChina acquired it, sorrow naturally came.