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"low-headed people" on the subway

In every region of our country, there will be a place called subway.

There are many people alive here, and people call them "low-headed people".

Looking down at the mobile phone is the biggest feature of this family, and it is also the biggest feature of * * *, which is easy for outsiders to recognize.

Mobile phones are their necessary equipment. They regard mobile phones as treasures and their lives. Once mobile phones leave, they will wither immediately.

I am very excited about the "low-headed family", and now I am going to see the "low-headed family" with my own eyes on the subway in Guangdong.

My parents reminded me before going out. Remember to stay awake.

Looking at my parents' serious expressions, I am puzzled. I just went to see the "low-headed family". Is it necessary to make it so serious?

I answered casually and didn't care much.

I was surprised to come to the subway. The long train was crowded with people.

Inquired, it turns out that these trains are also called subways, which are the same as the place names in this area.

Walking into the subway, everyone bowed their heads and played with their mobile phones. There is no sound, only the sound of subway walking.

I'm curious about the magic of their mobile phones. I don't know where to buy this mobile phone

Suddenly, I remembered my parents' warning. I shook my head. I'm just curious. Nothing will happen.

A voice came from behind, "Young man, do you want to buy our specialty-mobile phone, which will make you memorable."

I said without thinking, "OK, how much is it?"

"Ha ha ha, free of charge. I have several sets here. You can pick whatever you want, hehehe. " An old man took out several mobile phones of different colors from his pocket.

I watched carefully with a red mobile phone. "oh ... oh! It turns out that this is a mobile phone, which is really special. "

"Yes, young man, I won't lie to you, old man." The old man said that and left.

When I wanted to ask him how to operate it, I found that he had disappeared. The people around you are still the same, staring at their eyes.

I have no choice but to flatten my mouth, okay? I groped for it myself. I turned on the screen, and the screen of the mobile phone flashed white.

When my eyes lit up, I found there were so many interesting things in it. I have to grope slowly.

The subway broadcast sounded, "The next stop is the terminal, and passengers can get off."

"The next stop is the terminal, passengers ..."

"The next stop is ..."

The voice in the ear gradually disappeared and the eyes became dull.

I don't know when there was an empty seat behind me and I sat down.

Look down at the mobile phone.

No matter where the subway goes, I don't care and concentrate.

I want to see my mobile phone.